CAUTION!!! - OLD PEOPLE DRIVING FAST!!! - LOOK OUT!!!

[Mike Lowrey]

Well Brett, Leisa, myself and my wife went up to the mountains last weekend for a little drive. Here are some pics.

[Mike Lowrey]

I have proof that Brett is Racist!


WHITE POWER!!!!

[Mike Lowrey]

Do you still have your Christmas lights up like Brett's neighbors?! :lmfao:


Are you part of "Team Jesus" too? :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Jaimecbr900]

I didn't want to go anyway....but thanks for the invite guys....:rolleyes: :2up: :D


Nice pics Rich. :goodjob:

[Mike Lowrey]

I didn't want to go anyway....but thanks for the invite guys....:rolleyes: :2up: :D


Nice pics Rich. :goodjob:

:cry: Sorry...

P.S. You did not miss much of the driving. There still is alot of gravel up there. I will surely call you when we go back up in a few weeks.

[Jaimecbr900]

:cry: Sorry...

P.S. You did not miss much of the driving. There still is alot of gravel up there. I will surely call you when we go back up in a few weeks.

Maybe next time yall go, if it's nice outside, I can tag along on the motorcycle. ;)

[Mike Lowrey]

Maybe next time yall go, if it's nice outside, I can tag along on the motorcycle. ;)

You got it bro! :goodjob:

[01SpectraGSX]

The pics are cool (except for the gay rebel flag in some of them). I m white but i ll never wave that flag (burn it maybe) LOL

[Brett]

Well if you are a Klan carrying card member like Rich then you would understand the love for the flag!! LMAO

TEAM JESUS ROCKS!!! LMAO!!!


That pic of my car next to the flad cracks me up, cause it looks like its a S2k with a flag attched to it!! :lmfao:

[Mike Lowrey]

That pic of my car next to the flad cracks me up, cause it looks like its a S2k with a flag attched to it!! :lmfao:

That is why I had to post that ****! :lmfao: :lmfao:

[01SpectraGSX]

The Klan.... what ****ing joke. A bunch of butt humping, ball licking Marys!

[Jaimecbr900]

The Klan.... what ****ing joke. A bunch of butt humping, ball licking Marys!

Dude, take a midol....that's not what this thread is about. :rolleyes:

[Brett]

Yeah bro, Rich is proud to be in the Klan, He is the only one with a Lotus in thier little group...lol, That says something, and he is proud of that :lmfao:

Anyways...... Jaime, I will personally let ya know next time we go up. Leisa isnt coming next time Rich... She said she cant stomach these runs anymore.

[Brett]

The Klan.... what ****ing joke. A bunch of butt humping, ball licking Marys!

Remember your pressure points... Whooosaaahhh

[Jaimecbr900]

Yeah bro, Rich is proud to be in the Klan, He is the only one with a Lotus in thier little group...lol, That says something, and he is proud of that :lmfao:

Anyways...... Jaime, I will personally let ya know next time we go up. Leisa isnt coming next time Rich... She said she cant stomach these runs anymore.

Word! Maybe I can talk Arash into going on his new bike too...;) wait......I forgot.....he's got a new go-kart like yalls.....I'm sure he'd take that instead.....:lmfao: JP, about the go-kart part....:D

[Jaimecbr900]

Remember your pressure points... Whooosaaahhh


:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

Joan says that to me all the time.....:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Brett]

Dont be hatin...LMAO. Just cause it is called the 4 wheel sport bike, Dont be hatin!! hahahaha

[Mike Lowrey]

Yeah bro, Rich is proud to be in the Klan, He is the only one with a Lotus in thier little group...lol, That says something, and he is proud of that :lmfao:

Anyways...... Jaime, I will personally let ya know next time we go up. Leisa isnt coming next time Rich... She said she cant stomach these runs anymore.


:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

BLUE POWER MUTHA****A!

[Brett]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

Joan says that to me all the time.....:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:


Bad Boys and Bad Boys 2 are full of lines I live by...LOL

[Mike Lowrey]

Remember your pressure points... Whooosaaahhh

But Captain, I was at a family Barbeque. :lmfao:

[Mike Lowrey]

Word! Maybe I can talk Arash into going on his new bike too...;) wait......I forgot.....he's got a new go-kart like yalls.....I'm sure he'd take that instead.....:lmfao: JP, about the go-kart part....:D

:lmfao: Naw, I'm proud of my go cart! :D

[Mike Lowrey]

Bad Boys and Bad Boys 2 are full of lines I live by...LOL

Dude, you really got to learn the words!

[Brett]

Dan Marino should buy this car, Not this one though, Cause Im gonna f*ck this one up

[Mike Lowrey]

They throwin' cars! How am I not gonna see that!

[Jaimecbr900]

But Captain, I was at a family Barbeque. :lmfao:

It's a donut.....for your butt....:lmfao:

[Mike Lowrey]

It's a donut.....for your butt....:lmfao:

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

Do you ever rub your leather? You know, just rub it.

[Jaimecbr900]

How much does a real pool cost????:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Brett]

I dont know Momma, He shot himself!!!!

[Brett]

Mike, These rats f*ck just like us, He is straight pile drivin this momma rat

[Brett]

I, Jonny Tapia... will own all the clubs in Miami

[Mike Lowrey]

This is not gay sh it. This is man sh it.

[Brett]

I called Rayes and Vargis, There down for whateva......

Captain, Thats a nice fish..... Big F*ckin Eyes, But Nice F*ckin Fish

[Mike Lowrey]

I think I found your problem. Ya'll a bunch of filthy mutha****as!

[Brett]

.... and you 2 mutha f*ckas need to find Jesus..... Cover your ears baby

[Mike Lowrey]

LOL

WTF happened to my picture thread?! :lmfao:


F*ckin' B*tches!

[Brett]

Mike, she's gotta tongue ring lmao

Blondie Dread..... He is gonna cost you....

You see me and my partna, were on the Miami PD Tandem dance team.....

[Brett]

I dont know nutting!!! lmao

WERE NOT IMMIGRATION!!!

[Mike Lowrey]

Mike, she's gotta tongue ring lmao

Blondie Dread..... He is gonna cost you....

You see me and my partna, were on the Miami PD Tandem dance team.....

Watch this. This is the sh*t. This is the SH*T.

Aww, don't hurt nuthin'

[Jaimecbr900]

WHO shot you on the a$$????:lmfao:

[01SpectraGSX]

I know that this thread isn't about the Klan. It was mentioned and i just replied to it is all.

[Mike Lowrey]

WHO shot you on the a$$????:lmfao:

I think your OK. It hit the meat. It's nowhere near the hole. :lmfao:

[Brett]

You shot me in the a$$......

I shot you? Nah... Yeah.. there was alot of shootin...... But it hit the meat, Its no where near the hole :lmfao:

[Brett]

You a big ludacris lookin mutha fukka!!! How you is?

16? **** n*gga, you atleast 20!!! lmao

You have her home by 10:00.... Not 10:01 or 10:02. 10:00 or Im gonna hunt your ass down!!!

[Jaimecbr900]

Go downstairs and have a Coke and a smile or something....:lmfao:

[Mike Lowrey]

You shot me in the a$$......

I shot you? Nah... Yeah.. there was alot of shootin...... But it hit the meat, Its no where near the hole :lmfao:

REPOST OLD MAN!

Try and keep up this time! :lmfao:

[Brett]

I know that this thread isn't about the Klan. It was mentioned and i just replied to it is all.

Well he is proud to be in the Klan, so deal with it. Klan members need love to

[Mike Lowrey]

Go downstairs and have a Coke and a smile or something....:lmfao:

:lmfao:

You should see the sexy sh*t I got on.

[Jaimecbr900]

You're daddy WISHES he was in Cleveland. :doh:

[01SpectraGSX]

you can't be serious?!?! He is actually in the Klan?

[Brett]

REPOST OLD MAN!

Try and keep up this time! :lmfao:

You fart? Nah I didnt fart.... DEAD GUY!!!!

Yo watch where you swingin a dead leg!!!

F*ck this, Im a narcotics officer, Im calling homocide.....

What do you say we go and get a couple of burrito's?

You drive like a *****!! My wife knows I aint no *****, Im a BAD BOY!!!!

[Mike Lowrey]

You're daddy WISHES he was in Cleveland. :doh:

:lmfao: :lmfao:

She was nekkid?!

You threw Evette out nekkid?!

She massages sh*t.

[Brett]

Her titty was out a lil bit

[Mike Lowrey]

you can't be serious?!?! He is actually in the Klan?

Dude, chill. Brett don't know what serious is.....

[Jaimecbr900]

You feel the dent in the bed??? It's from all of THIS.....:lmfao:

[Brett]

Get in your Spectra and roll on out dawg!! :D

[Mike Lowrey]

F*ck you, and F*ck everybody that got a problem with mike Lowrey!

[RUFFIAN]

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=137036&stc=1The B-Boy stace is killing me:lmfao: . It looks like a fun outing though.:burnout:

[Brett]

FREEZE MOTHER B*TCHES!!!!! I BLOW YOUUUUUU and I BLOW YOOUUUUU!!!!!

YOU WANT BADGES MOTHER B*TCH? I SELL YOU SOME!!! .99 cents each!!

See I told you this cop thing doesnt work!!!

Now give me a pack of tropical fruit bubbalicious, and some skittles

[Mike Lowrey]

You feel the dent in the bed??? It's from all of THIS.....:lmfao:

I bet his wife is enjoying the smoothness right now. :lmfao:



~on phone~

Come on Mike, put it back in!

Marcus is gonna kill me.

[Brett]

F*ck you, and F*ck everybody that got a problem with mike Lowrey!

Especially since everyone thinks your just some rich kid, PLAYIN COP!! lol

[Brett]

~looks up~ Straight up, I WILL KNOCK YOU THE F*CK OUT!!!

[Jaimecbr900]

I don't know why I be trippin' and sh!t in my own house. Musta left some inscents burnin' or sumpin. I'm always decorating and sh!t and I be forgetting where I move my light switches to....:lmfao: :lmfao:

[Mike Lowrey]

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=137036&stc=1The B-Boy stace is killing me:lmfao: . It looks like a fun outing though.:burnout:

Yeah, it was alot of fun....except, Brett drive like a *****. :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Brett]

EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE LIKE MIKE!!!

Yeah your gonna be retired like 'em to

I would have dunked it on yo ass

[Brett]

I don't know why I be trippin' and sh!t in my own house. Musta left some inscents burnin' or sumpin. I'm always decorating and sh!t and I be forgetting where I move my light switches to....:lmfao: :lmfao:

You have DOGS in my house?

Yeah Lukie and Dookie.... LMAO

[Jaimecbr900]

Can I eat the pickle? Is the pickle alright to eat? :lmfao:

[Mike Lowrey]

I don't know why I be trippin' and sh!t in my own house. Musta left some inscents burnin' or sumpin. I'm always decorating and sh!t and I be forgetting where I move my light switches to....:lmfao: :lmfao:

Julie: I offered to pay for the rug, but Mike said no.

Marcus (Mike): Yeah, I was gonna throw that out anyway.

Mike (Marcus): Mike, he is a special guy. If that was my rug, I'd be PISSED!

[Brett]

Can I eat the pickle? Is the pickle alright to eat? :lmfao:

Well its gotta lot of salt on it, But yeah its okay

~dunks it in coke~

[Mike Lowrey]

Mike (on phone): Yeah, so what you wearin' ?

Marcus: What?! Baby?! Don't break up a happy home!

Mike: Well, stop wearin' my clothes then.

[Brett]

~girl shoots gun~

SORRY JONNY!!!!

F*ckin B*tches

[Mike Lowrey]

The man don't need floor seats, he can see the game from the parkin' lot!

[Brett]

Its the Al Capone suite, What can I say? Sh*t happens

[Mike Lowrey]

Mike! The muthaf*ckin' head fell off!

[Jaimecbr900]

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you.....what you doin'???......getting it out the way....:lmfao:

[Brett]

~drops french fry between seats~

GET IT!!!!

I cant, your car has a engineering flaw, When I put my hand down to get it, I get this!! My hand comes out like this.



Pow!!!!!! Wesley Snipes, Passenger 57!!! Now give me a mutha f*ckin handy wipe

Now lets here one of those jokes b*tch

[Brett]

How the f*ck do you leave in the middle of a gun fight and get the car?

[Jaimecbr900]

You were supposed to be IN therapy, not DOING THE therapist....:lmfao: :idb:

[Brett]

Hey Pusha (sp?), I bet when you woke up this morning you didnt think by 5:00 youd have a hole in your leg

[Brett]

You were supposed to be IN therapy, not DOING THE therapist....:lmfao: :idb:

Pappi, thats daddy right? LMAO

[Mike Lowrey]

We have our rights!

Why don't you exersize your right to shut the f*ck up!

[Brett]

~holds butt doughnut~

Mike, I come to realize god sent you hear to test me.

I can see that....

[Brett]

Tell 'em somethin jooooeeeeeeeeee!!!!

[Jaimecbr900]

Bullets damn near grazing my head.

[Mike Lowrey]

I ain't goin' out like that! I ain't goin' out for you killin' Jojo the tireman!


Tell 'em somethin' Joooeeeee!

[Brett]

$25,000? Its just the dash!!!

Ohhh someone is on thier way with the money

[Jaimecbr900]

I think I have his address somewhere.....go ahead and pick you out a nice set of whitewalls for yourselves....:lmfao:

[Brett]

I ain't goin' out like that! I ain't goin' out for you killin' Jojo the tireman!


Tell 'em somethin' Joooeeeee!

Repostin son of a b*tch...LOL

[Mike Lowrey]

Yeah, well, I didn't think I would be walkin' into Yankee Stadium either!

[Brett]

We live together, We die together... Bad boys for life

[Jaimecbr900]

Go ahead, go ahead....show 'em your badge...:lmfao:

[Mike Lowrey]

Repostin son of a b*tch...LOL

F*ck you! You did it twice! :lmfao:

[Brett]

You sound like a naggin wife!!!

Oh now im naggin?

[Brett]

Oh aint this great, Now Noah is chasin us!!!

[Jaimecbr900]

Somebody jacked my mule tonight

[Mike Lowrey]

~Opens Door~

Who the F*ck are you?!

Reggie.

How old are you?!

15.

N*gga, you look 30!

[Brett]

The rats are eating my money before I can get it to Cuba, Its a stupid problem, But a problem none the less

[Mike Lowrey]

Its more like a puddle wrapped in blue plastic.


Hey Mike! Can I see you over by my stupid pool?!

[Brett]

Hey Mr. Lowery!!! Hey Mr. Lowery.... Its the Lowery Brothers......

[Mike Lowrey]

Let ask some other suspects....

His brains are under the end table.

Whoa, he's ALL F*cked up!

[Mike Lowrey]

Marcus, I don't know why you wanna go home. You got shot in the leg, your d*ck probably don't work!

[Brett]

Theresa!!! Ohhhhhhhh Ohhhhhhhhh Uhhhhhhh Lemme get your Husband Marcus......

[Jaimecbr900]

Alright, Alright....I'm done. We've been nerdy enough for one night.

Back to Rich's pics of the trip he and Brett DIDN'T invite anybody else to.:rolleyes: :D

[Brett]

Uncle Mike, Did you have a date last night?

Mike: ohhhhhhhhh now lemme tell you about this girl......

Theresa: HEY!! Dont you go tellin my son none of your sleazy sex stories

Mike: Nah, I only tell your husband about them

Marcus: Hey!!! Im with my family!!!

[Brett]

Alright, Alright....I'm done. We've been nerdy enough for one night.

Back to Rich's pics of the trip he and Brett DIDN'T invite anybody else to.:rolleyes: :D


Good call, Im about out of quotes just from the top of my head anyways. We will just put this in the boundary box....

[Mike Lowrey]

Alright, Alright....I'm done. We've been nerdy enough for one night.

Back to Rich's pics of the trip he and Brett DIDN'T invite anybody else to.:rolleyes: :D

Aight, now you done it! You whined enough. We inviting you next time to see if you can keep up. ;) :D

[Mike Lowrey]

We will just put this in the boundary box....

along with my momma's t*tties, and throw that b*tch in the ocean!

[Jaimecbr900]

Aight, now you done it! You whined enough. We inviting you next time to see if you can keep up. ;) :D

Keep up? You know who I am??? Mike Lowery....King ding-a-ling......:lmfao: Couldn't resist.

Aight, now back to you begging me to go show you up in the mountains.....:ninja:

[Brett]

One last one for the night, I have too...LMAO

Marcus: Mike, My ass still hurts from what you did to it the other night

Mike: Things got wild, You know how I get

LMAO!!!!

[Mike Lowrey]

Keep up? You know who I am??? Mike Lowery....King ding-a-ling......:lmfao: Couldn't resist.

Aight, now back to you begging me to go show you up in the mountains.....:ninja:

OMG! :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Brett]

You!! You be him, You be you!!! but not around her

Captain, who am I the designated homeless guy?

HEY!!! DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE? lmao

[sleepys4]

Funniest thread ever!

[blown_ss]

i read this whole thing and no one posted my favorite line from the first one.....

(walking in a house) "Dont be alarmed, we negros"

[bRiAnMcIvIcS]

Badass rides.:goodjob:

[Nemesis]

smells like mothballs in here

[Jaimecbr900]

smells like mothballs in here

Who left the door open and let the DOMESTIC in???? :D Freakin' Brett and his walker.....always leaving the door cracked and shiot.....:lmfao:

[Brett]

smells like mothballs in here

thats jaimes underwear drawer :D

[Jaimecbr900]

thats jaimes underwear drawer :D

Nuhh UHHHH.....I have lots of Underoos and Garanimal skivies in there.....no skid marks, no nothin'.....:tongue1:

[Zeeb]

sweet pics! thanks for the invite brett! lmao

[SLOWR/T]

Your like a tick sucking the lifes blood outta this department! Wooosah! Damn the Woosah Captian But did you just call me a tick?....I.. I was Talking to him.

[SLOWR/T]

Plan B did not have that BIG ASS gun in it.

[SLOWR/T]

My Partner came here prepared to die. Didnt you marcus? Hell... Hell No!!

[Nick Jeezy]

hah we saw you. in the mnts. we were in the boosted is300 and the 240..

[Dirty Octopus™]

Who is the hottie in the last pic?! :eek:

I'm attracted to her viciously! :jerkit:

[mocha latte cupcake]

oh snap! i thought you had training wheels on the S2k still old people are always afraid their cars are gunna roll over lol

[STI101]

That frozen waterfall is awesome

[Frög]

every thread you have, you post pics of your wife..