Ever want to kick a pigeon?

[Mr_Mischif]

So I'm getting off the MARTA escalator and I see this brownish pigeon. And for some reason I think "I wonder what it'd do if I kicked it. Probably just flap its wings. Ha, stupid brown pigeon. I wonder if anyone on IA has ever kicked a pigeon. Probably Brett; he's been around so long he'll have done everything. Ha, old man Bert."

So I'm making a poll: Have you ever kicked a pigeon?

[Crazy Asian]

give rice or tynenol. Theyll blow up

[KPowerEP3]

You know, I haven't actually done it, but I've had the same thoughts about it, minus the IA part, as you.

[Mr_Mischif]

Well the IA part is kind of an embellishment, but I did wonder if anyone on here has done it.

[RandomGuy]

ive tried many times and failed, as a kid... its like they know you're about to do it...

[redpanda]

ive tried many times and failed, as a kid... its like they know you're about to do it...

yep. they'll started flapping their wings and start flying at you

[Leadfoot_mf]

i kicked your mom in the cooter once.

[mad3nch1na]

IF YOU BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION: You should kick pigeons, because pigeons have evolved for thousands of years to have an the survival instinct of FEAR. Down town pigeons have no fear for us, because they are not kicked. If Darwin is alive today, he would be kicking pigeons all day, doing evolution's bidding! Darwin is rolling in his grave seeing so many un-kicked pigeons. Evolutionist you should be ashamed.

IF YOU ARE A CHRISTIAN: "Acts 10:9-13: And on the next day, as they were on their way, and approaching the city, Peter went upon the housetop about the sixth hour to pray. And he became hungry, and was desiring to eat; but while they were making preparations, he fell into a trance; and he beheld the sky opened up, and a certain object like a great sheet coming down, lowered by four corners to the ground, and there were in it all kinds of four-footed animals and crawling creatures of the earth and birds of the air. And a voice came to him, "Arise, Peter, kill and eat!"

Conclusion
Pigeons should be kicked.

[MistaCee]

^^6 x2 those are the bravest pigeons ever

[Slow Motion]

I use to live at grady homes and there used to be pigeons everywhere walkin I always wanted to sneak up on one and kick the livin hell out of them.