NWS **THE OFFCIAL IA RECORD LENGTH THREAD** STARTED BY THE IA OLD MAN!!

[NVEOUS]

mmm i is off today


i r also oh so bored
I would be outside doing something. I hate sitting inside when its nice outside. lol

[oneSLOWex]

man i wish i could go outside and do stuff right now. i need to get my interior in

[TheGrillMan]

I would be outside doing something. I hate sitting inside when its nice outside. lol

i dont feel like gwetting dirty lol

i have alot to do actually

tuck bumpers pint molding

chromepolish trim
check air valve lol

[NVEOUS]

I have 5 hrs and 40 min...FUCK
Sucks for you :taun: :taun:

[oneSLOWex]

Sucks for you :taun: :taun:

:blah::blah::blah::blah:




lol

[NVEOUS]

i dont feel like gwetting dirty lol



:gay:

[NVEOUS]

lol and today is a great day to do those things

[oneSLOWex]

yes, yes it is...but im STUCK inside

[NVEOUS]

I know, at a desk, looking at car pron. lol

[oneSLOWex]

yup! lol

[NVEOUS]

lol phones not ringing today?

[oneSLOWex]

meh....not bad
mondays suck cause we are closed on sunday so all the morons blow us up

[rehab]

This thread only has 1439 pages?

Wow, that's weak.


--- maybe if this place wasn't full of retarded tools then maybe it would've already been hit 5k.

[oneSLOWex]

This thread only has 1439 pages?

Wow, that's weak.


--- maybe if this place wasn't full of retarded tools then maybe it would've already been hit 5k.

Another cool guy with a fully auto keyboard.....nice

[rehab]

Another cool guy with a fully auto keyboard.....nice

And here you:

A mere Honda fanatic who finds knock knock jokes funny -- why don't you go crash your Honda or something?

[NVEOUS]

and a sig with tyler durden in it.:gay: :gay:

[NVEOUS]

woo hoo post 750. and how does he have so much rep with so little posts???

[oneSLOWex]

And here you:

A mere Honda fanatic who finds knock knock jokes funny -- why don't you go crash your Honda or something?
been there....done that....got the fuckin tshirt lol

[NVEOUS]

lol good one.

[oneSLOWex]

im not kidding LOL 3 times....none my fault

[TheGrillMan]

wrecking cars ftl

[oneSLOWex]

YES very much so....messed muh back up

[NVEOUS]

yea wrecking car ssucks.But ill see you guys tomorrow. im out.

[oneSLOWex]

PEACE

[oneSLOWex]

oh so bored. wtf work sucks

[nismo_92]

...........

[03RCode]

So I leave this thread and it turns to fail quickly.

[nismo_92]

what is every one doing 2 nite ?

[EmminoDaGreat]

bhahbashbaf

[junior_tm]

guess ill join in for the 2k

[X-Runner]

So... what exactly do you do when you go to kiss the girl your dating bye and she giggles? :lmao:

[03RCode]

So... what exactly do you do when you go to kiss the girl your dating bye and she giggles? :lmao:



Punch her in the face?

























J/K.

[Catnip]

So... what exactly do you do when you go to kiss the girl your dating bye and she giggles? :lmao:

She must've felt your penis, or lack there of.


LOL

*runs*

[X-Runner]

She must've felt your penis, or lack there of.


LOL

*runs*

You seemed to like it... ;)

[X-Runner]

Punch her in the face?

























J/K.
:lmfao: Good idea!

[TheGrillMan]

posting here

[GSRteg®]

Good morning

[oneSLOWex]

morning peeps

[NVEOUS]

Good morning everyone. Whos ready to go home lol

[oneSLOWex]

*raises hand*

[NVEOUS]

Ahahah what time do you get off today?

[oneSLOWex]

6 thank god

[ducky1177]

ughh
engl class sucks balls

[NVEOUS]

AH SCHOOL. lol it sucks



Should i make another fml thread???

[oneSLOWex]

WORK sucks lol but atleast its not nice outside today like yesterday was

[NVEOUS]

^^ YEA today is the day to stay inside.

[thepolecat]

adding again to the menontiny

[oneSLOWex]

it raining down there?

[WalkS]

I just woke up, thank goodness im on my spring break

[thepolecat]

adding again to the menontiny

[oneSLOWex]

ROFLs

[oneSLOWex]

Im so fn hungry

[NVEOUS]

yea its raining down here. It sucks.

[NVEOUS]

i just got back from lunch :) shicken salad sandwich. It was soooooo good.

[oneSLOWex]

i just got back from lunch :) shicken salad sandwich. It was soooooo good.
NICE...where you get it from?

[NVEOUS]

Shane's lol

I never pay for lunch since my girl works there. It saves us money.

[oneSLOWex]

AHHH damn....we have one....i have yet to eat there

[NVEOUS]

its good man. I worked there for a year and a half lol

[gtrmonkey]

What What????


Up Everyone.

[NVEOUS]

not much. you just wake up?

[oneSLOWex]

its good man. I worked there for a year and a half lol

ive heard its good....but growing up my dad owned a bbq rest. and im not big on the whole frozen and warmed up bbq deal LOL i like teh real deal

[oneSLOWex]

What What????


Up Everyone.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[NVEOUS]

this is man. Smoked for ten hours everynight and ribs cooked for 3 in the smokers. Real deal man. never had anything better.

[NVEOUS]

ok there are 5 ppl viewing and only two posting. lol

[oneSLOWex]

this is man. Smoked for ten hours everynight and ribs cooked for 3 in the smokers. Real deal man. never had anything better.
shanes rib shack? the one we have is built beside the mall and has no smoker or anything...its all warmed up

[gtrmonkey]

this is man. Smoked for ten hours everynight and ribs cooked for 3 in the smokers. Real deal man. never had anything better.


Dude I been doin nuttin really. LOL

But I am come over to your place b/c Ribs are my favorite. And those sound epic. :bump: :bump: :bump: :bump:

[Dev]

just coming in but jasons deli is the shit.

[gtrmonkey]

Lol

[NVEOUS]

just coming in but jasons deli is the shit.
never had it

and the one down here has 3 smokers and 8 fryers and a big oven and gas grill. Its the shit man.

[oneSLOWex]

anyone ever had a sandwich from jimmy johns? there is one about to open up here in chatt. first time i had it was in Chicago.....SOOOo good makes subway taste like poop

[Dev]

up here bbq places everywhere! and our shanes is in a shopping center.

[NVEOUS]

anyone ever had a sandwich from jimmy johns? there is one about to open up here in chatt. first time i had it was in Chicago.....SOOOo good makes subway taste like poop
I've never even heard of it. lol and you know what poop tastes like?:lmfao:

[oneSLOWex]

I've never even heard of it. lol and you know what poop tastes like?:lmfao:
HELL NO LOL just making a point hahah

[NVEOUS]

up here bbq places everywhere! and our shanes is in a shopping center.

ours is to and next to a movie theatre. Weekends suck man. busy busy busy busy. all day and night.

[NVEOUS]

HELL NO LOL just making a point hahah

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: Ok just making sure.

[gtrmonkey]

anyone ever had a sandwich from jimmy johns? there is one about to open up here in chatt. first time i had it was in Chicago.....SOOOo good makes subway taste like poop


Dude Jimmy John is the shit 24 hour sandwiches and Deilvery. OMG It was a epic at Auburn.

[Dev]

just wondering guys, is my sig working cause a red x is all i see.

[gtrmonkey]

I can't see it. Agian I am using Firefox Beta

[Dev]

owell i dont no whats up with that.

[gtrmonkey]

Thread time

[Dev]

oh no you broke 1000 post woop woop! :cheers:

[gtrmonkey]

Party at my house.

[oneSLOWex]

Dude Jimmy John is the shit 24 hour sandwiches and Deilvery. OMG It was a epic at Auburn.
oooo i did not know its 24hrs!! NEW DRUNK FOOD! FUCKIN SWEET!

[Dev]

sweet you provide the alcohol, food, ladies, music and im there!

[NVEOUS]

lol there is a place called johnnys that serves wings and pizza and subs till 4 am and delivers. Its the shit. Best stuff when you've been smoking. lol

[oneSLOWex]

sweet you provide the alcohol, food, ladies, music and im there!
LOL im no baller

[oneSLOWex]

lol there is a place called johnnys that serves wings and pizza and subs till 4 am and delivers. Its the shit. Best stuff when you've been smoking. lol
we have nothing that delivers late...and the only thing open after bars shut down is Waffle House, Huddle House and well.....thats it

[NVEOUS]

that sucks man no where to go to get food after hours. FTL!

[Dev]

^^ same here

[oneSLOWex]

that sucks man no where to go to get food after hours. FTL!
yeah i know dude....we do have a place thats somewhat an Irish type pub that serves food till 3am...full menu

[NVEOUS]

thats better than nothing. They serve alcohol too? Because the have teh pub here too and thats what they do.

[oneSLOWex]

thats better than nothing. They serve alcohol too? Because the have teh pub here too and thats what they do.

YUP....good prices and cute waitresses too! Its called Hair of the Dog

[NVEOUS]

Ours is called the irish pub lol. Everyone just calls it the pub around town though.

[oneSLOWex]

Ours is called the irish pub lol. Everyone just calls it the pub around town though.
hahaha easy name to come up with!

the place here has this really cool deck with a TON of table and is on the main road into downtown so you can sit and watch all kinds of shit drive by

[NVEOUS]

that sounds pretty sweet. The one here has an upper deck where everyone goes to dance.


Oh did i mention i live in a college town??:goodjob: :goodjob: :idb: :idb: :taun: :taun:

[oneSLOWex]

that sounds pretty sweet. The one here has an upper deck where everyone goes to dance.


Oh did i mention i live in a college town??:goodjob: :goodjob: :idb: :idb: :taun: :taun:

athens?

[NVEOUS]

Nope. try again

[oneSLOWex]

Location: Carrollton,Ga


LOL i just saw that

[NVEOUS]

lol there ya go your getting smarter. lol

[oneSLOWex]

ROFL

[NVEOUS]

So do you get to any of the Varsity meets?

[TheGrillMan]

i live tofar away =[

[NVEOUS]

where do you live?

[TheGrillMan]

dahlonega

[NVEOUS]

yea that s a good drive

[TheGrillMan]

at least and hr and 30min

with no traffic

[NVEOUS]

and there is always traffic

[03RCode]

I love beeeeeeeer.

[NVEOUS]

no no no no I love your sig and liquer

[03RCode]

I love my sig, and Miller High Life.

[03RCode]

dahlonega



/Pirate Voice:


AAAARGGGGHHHHH DAHRONEGA ARRRGGGHHHH DAHRONEGAAAAA ARRRGGHHHHHH


/End Pirate Voice.

[NVEOUS]

lol

[NVEOUS]

nismo i see you being all :ninja:

[03RCode]

Holden quit being a ninjabitchnigga and show yourself.

[TheGrillMan]

ok fine im about to leave for teh works tho


zach you gonna come to a dahronega meet if i have one?

[03RCode]

Of course.

[NVEOUS]

what happened to slow??

[NVEOUS]

and now im by myself :( Im so freaking bored!!!!

[oneSLOWex]

he went to lunch :) now hes back

[LiL PaKi]

lalalallalallalallaa

[03RCode]

http://partmule.com/blog16/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/brazilian-model-eliana-vega-6.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/SJspkKu00_I/AAAAAAAAQuE/ksnUvUMlnt8/s400/sexy_tattoos_23.jpg
http://blog.cheerleader-galleries.com/rand/asian4you-c.jpg
http://www.mayasakura.com/free/asian_dreams/images/asian_dreams-6.jpg
http://www.hothornyteen.com/non-nude-woman/non-nude-lucy-karen.jpg
http://nnrealm.com/images/amandatotalsupercuties.jpg
http://nnrealm.com/images/hotkatie.jpg
http://www.nngf.net/post2.jpgp
http://www.fuckingbikini.com/images/orangebikini.jpg

[NVEOUS]

damn they are all so HOT!!

[03RCode]

Do you honestly think I'd post up ugly hoes?

[LiL PaKi]

OK guys.. NWS!!!

grrrrr

[03RCode]

LOL I think its pretty well assumed that this thread contains NWS posts...

[03RCode]

Last batch for the day:

http://highdefpornsite.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/sapphic-schoolgirls.jpg
http://www.mynudelesbians.com/wp-content/uploads/nude_lesbians_a05.jpeg
http://www.collegelaughs.ca/college-girls/sexiest_kiss_ever.jpg
http://www.misty-anderson.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/misty-anderson-sexiest-photos-ever1.jpg

[oneSLOWex]

I <3 bewbs

[NVEOUS]

Do you honestly think I'd post up ugly hoes?

I would hope not. LOL

[NVEOUS]

OK guys.. NWS!!!

grrrrr


Awe no wyou know you just want it to be guys instead of girls. lol

[NVEOUS]

I <3 bewbs

x9879874326598726439857432679287345982345:cheers:

[oneSLOWex]

i want a beer! LOL

[NVEOUS]

850 or 900 is what i am goin for today.

[NVEOUS]

Lol i only like mixed drinks.

[oneSLOWex]

lol ill drink a drank every now and then....but ima beer kinda guy for some reason

[03RCode]

Lol i only like mixed drinks.



Vag.

[LiL PaKi]

Awe no wyou know you just want it to be guys instead of girls. lol


LOL Whatever!

[oneSLOWex]

what if she likes boobs too?

[NVEOUS]

Vag.
No i just don't like the taste of beer. Its an aquired taste. I like my drinks to contain liquor or rum. nothing else.

[NVEOUS]

what if she likes boobs too?

Then she is on the top of my list of: Girls applicable for a 3-some!! :lmfao: :lmfao::ninja:

[oneSLOWex]

Then she is on the top of my list of: Girls applicable for a 3-some!! :lmfao: :lmfao::ninja:

LOL wut?

[NVEOUS]

wut?? wut??:ninja:

[03RCode]

I like my drinks to contain alcohol, and my hoes to contain my cock.

[oneSLOWex]

I like my drinks to contain alcohol, and my hoes to contain my cock.

:goodjob: lol

[NVEOUS]

x2 or x3 depending on the night.

[oneSLOWex]

free pool tonight at teh bar...i wanna get off work NOWW

[NVEOUS]

I only have 45 more minutes :):)

[oneSLOWex]

blah blah blah LOL

[NVEOUS]

lol im ready to GO!!!!

[oneSLOWex]

me too! fuckin bored

[NVEOUS]

Right there with you.

[oneSLOWex]

almost time for you to go

[NVEOUS]

I know man. i cant stop looking at the clock.

[NVEOUS]

alright im gone ill see you tomorrow.

[oneSLOWex]

hahaha cya

[oneSLOWex]

whores

[IMPORTchic]

OHMYRAIN.

[blaknoize]

OHMYRAIN.

Some kinda reference to ur so-called puSSy right :thinking:

Cuz... its really aint all that :locked:

[junior_tm]

ttt

[GSRteg®]

Good morning to all

[GSRteg®]

It be dead up in this place.

[cactusEG]

LOL damn its been an min since i've posted in this damn thread !

[SP33D FREAK]

Where is everyone meeting up at? Im booking my hotel for the 23-27th..

[cactusEG]

Where is everyone meeting up at? Im booking my hotel for the 23-27th..

the "spot" at the end of 285...

[GSRteg®]

Come on people post up!

[NVEOUS]

Come on people post up!
Your on here WAY too early lol Im not even up till seven thirty.




Good morning everyone hows it goin?

[oneSLOWex]

MORNING whores hoes and all other peoples lol

[NVEOUS]

It is not a good day to be at work for me anyways. Its still raining and we have a tornado warning.

[oneSLOWex]

oh shit dude for real? id GTFO

[NVEOUS]

yea i sat thru a hail storm the last time we had warnings in Carrollton. It was not good.

[oneSLOWex]

we just get rain and stupid ass drivers up here lol

[NVEOUS]

we get the stupid drivers too. But th last hail storm we had it fucked my car up bad. I still haven't gotten a quote on it.

[oneSLOWex]

ive been lucky the last few times they have called for hail. i cant even park in the driveway....gotta part in the skreet so if it gets bad HOPEFULLY i can make it to my grandmas house and pull the in garage...that is if i know its gonna happen

[NVEOUS]

Yea i don't know anyone that has a garage. And i was at work when it happened so there was nothing i could do.

[oneSLOWex]

sucks man............. gahhhhhh today is SLOWWW

[NVEOUS]

yea its going by kind of quick today though for me. I would still rather be laying in the bed

[oneSLOWex]

oh fuck yeah.....did not wanna get up this morning

[NVEOUS]

I wish i had a hammock. I would hang it on the front porch in front of my pond and just listen to the rain lol

[oneSLOWex]

gahhhhhhhh LOL i live almost in downtown....not very relaxing outside

[NVEOUS]

Yea man i like the city but i rather it be quiet.

[oneSLOWex]

yeah quiet sometimes is good....but i also hate being away from everything lol

[NVEOUS]

yea that is the only thing that sucks about it. but i only have like a ten minute drive to anything in town.

[TheGrillMan]

its very quiet here

[NVEOUS]

wheres that?

[oneSLOWex]

wheres here?

[NVEOUS]

thats what im trying to figure out.

[oneSLOWex]

maybe its there?

[NVEOUS]

maybe :dunno:

[NVEOUS]

But i do know that i want to go home. Im tired of work already!!! lol that is very sad i know.

[oneSLOWex]

i was tired of work about 1.5seconds after clocking in LOL

[NVEOUS]

yea i think i was the same. I hate comming in to this stupid job everyday with my retarted romanian boss!!!

[oneSLOWex]

LOL i just hate my job....I talk on the phone so much here....I will ignore phone calls sometimes and text back

[NVEOUS]

lol that is funny man. i don't like talkin on the phone that much anyways.

And whats bad about my boss is that he has his Ph. D is mechanical engineering and i think i am smarter than he is.

[oneSLOWex]

ROFL really?? what do you do again?

[NVEOUS]

I just sit at a computer and type in information on the tests we are running. It takes him 3 days to figure something out that i suggested to him that we do.

[oneSLOWex]

I just sit at a computer and type in information on the tests we are running. It takes him 3 days to figure something out that i suggested to him that we do.

LOL the boss here listens to me....but the owner on the other hand....everyone else is an idiot and hes never wrong

[NVEOUS]

lol i hate people that are liek that.

[oneSLOWex]

yeah....he got proved wrong yesterday....he got mad and went home

[NVEOUS]

LMFAO that is great. out for lunch be back at 1

[oneSLOWex]

lucky bastard LOL bring me somethin

[oneSLOWex]

sooo bored

[TheGrillMan]

lol @ where is here?

i told you fools yesterday

i l;ive in
DAHRONEGA

[oneSLOWex]

lol @ where is here?

i told you fools yesterday

i l;ive in
DAHRONEGA

i dont think i was here for that convo

[NVEOUS]

oh yea thats right. and i ate chicken salad again today. trying to eat a little healthier.

[TheGrillMan]

oh yea thats right. and i ate chicken salad again today. trying to eat a little healthier.

cause all that mayo and sailt is healthy

[oneSLOWex]

mayo isnt healthy.....but its better than burgers and fries

[NVEOUS]

lol yea but its better than grease. and the chicken salad i ate dont have salt in it.

[TheGrillMan]

lol yea but its better than grease. and the chicken salad i ate dont have salt in it.


LOLOLOLOLOLOL

so your saying the mayo has no salt in it?

also im damn sure salt has come in contact with that chicken at one point or another

[WalkS]

Damn I need to put my trans back into the Shelby, but it's bloody raining. Having to work on my car outside is FTL...

[NVEOUS]

Damn I need to put my trans back into the Shelby, but it's bloody raining. Having to work on my car outside is FTL...

Yea i know how that is it sucks man. Friends with garages=MFW!!

[NVEOUS]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

so your saying the mayo has no salt in it?

also im damn sure salt has come in contact with that chicken at one point or another

I didnt think about that. lol. Oh well its better than grease filled burgers or wings or whatever. lol

[oneSLOWex]

the person closing here tonight called in.....i volunteered to work till close. open - close FTMFW on my next check bishes

[gtrmonkey]

I want your job oneSlowex. What do you do?

[oneSLOWex]

i work at a travel agency...i just answer phones and sell plane tickets to foreign people...pretty easy till you get total morons on the phone. which seems to be every other call

[gtrmonkey]

Man dude your IA All day. I want your job. SO bad. Looking for travel angetcy openings. lol

[NVEOUS]

Man dude your IA All day. I want your job. SO bad. Looking for travel angetcy openings. lol

lol its pretty sweet being on here all day. lol passes time quick

[oneSLOWex]

yeah hahaha im here ALL day long...as well as 2 or 3 other forums. it helps me stay sane

[NVEOUS]

THATS WHY I HAVEN'T QUIT THIS JOB ALREADY LOL

[gtrmonkey]

lol You guys are so lucky, lol

[NVEOUS]

I wouldn't say lucky we both hate our jobs lol

[oneSLOWex]

I wouldn't say lucky we both hate our jobs lol
its SO boring....but i get to fuck off all day so i dunno hahaha

[oneSLOWex]

http://peteandalie.com/uploaded_images/gorilla_killa-708431.jpg

LOL
Send To Phone

[NVEOUS]

LOL this is true. My girlfriend said i could quit once she gets into the air force lol ill get paid 800 and so will she.

[TheGrillMan]

lol wtf

i don what to think

gangster? or wankster

[NVEOUS]

http://peteandalie.com/uploaded_images/gorilla_killa-708431.jpg

LOL
Send To Phone



EPIC!!!!

[oneSLOWex]

looks like a wanker to me LOL

[NVEOUS]

Yea hes got to be a wanker.

[oneSLOWex]

sooo bored

[NVEOUS]

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/13255/18_2007/collegehumor.0d8113fe9e4c42cc9ef6bfee020c4314.jpg

[oneSLOWex]

ahahahahaha thats awesome.... +reps to you sir

[xdavidscenex]

:thinking: ...

[oneSLOWex]

well hello tharr

[NVEOUS]

WHY THE HEAD SCRATCHING??

[oneSLOWex]

it itches? lol lice?

[NVEOUS]

This is the most hilarious thing


Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML

[NVEOUS]

oh lice sucks. lol

[oneSLOWex]

This is the most hilarious thing


Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML

LOL i blew the bathroom up at work the other day....cute ass girl walked in as i was on my way out....i hid till they left

[NVEOUS]

LMAO that sucks man.

[NVEOUS]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1037/1485429486_c8255ae7c1.jpg

[oneSLOWex]

/\/\ rofl

[NVEOUS]

http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/collegehumorcad26e6de624bb6c7d86a045063c93b5.jpg

[NVEOUS]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/221/447717732_3d0c07845e.jpg


Has anyone ever tried to do this to someone??

[oneSLOWex]

i dont know anyone that dumb lol

[NVEOUS]

it would still be fun to try out on someone.

[03RCode]

AAAARRRRGGGHHHHH DAHRONEGA AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH

[oneSLOWex]

JUDY CHOP!!!!

[NVEOUS]

lol

[03RCode]

Lame thread is lame today....



+Reps to both of you fuckers because I'm feeling generous.

[NVEOUS]

awe how nice of you.

[oneSLOWex]

i r very bored today...bored person is bored

[oneSLOWex]

repped back BTW