dc2teg2006
02-22-2008, 09:28 AM
A GOOD READING... :lmfao:
"Yeah, bad *****. You've had it. The girl's so ****in hot, you feel like you're gonna nut before you take your drawers off. You anticipate that sweet wetness... then it happens. A certain funk permeates the air. There are meat curtains, reminding you of the big Beef Bowl you had the night before. And the *****'s looser than a badly set up race car.
Appearances never give a indication of how good the *****'s gonna be. I am willing to bet that the best ***** you've had actually belonged to an average jane... or even that ugly chick you were bumpin for a while cuz her ***** made you cry... but you wouldn't be caught dead in public with her.
***** is like cars. Some look real ****in good until you read through the spec sheet. You come to the realization that the car might not be very tight afterall. It's all a bunch of window dressing to fool you. Some cars look like ****, but drive like an electrical knife through Thanksgiving turkey.
When someone can bring together all the best elements, we're talking a neatly trimmed Hitler moustache, tight ***** lips, ***** muscles that can grip your **** better than a vice grip and so on. It's pure bliss. You know what I'm talkin about. Maybe you don't if you're into hairy JDM *****...."
"Yeah, bad *****. You've had it. The girl's so ****in hot, you feel like you're gonna nut before you take your drawers off. You anticipate that sweet wetness... then it happens. A certain funk permeates the air. There are meat curtains, reminding you of the big Beef Bowl you had the night before. And the *****'s looser than a badly set up race car.
Appearances never give a indication of how good the *****'s gonna be. I am willing to bet that the best ***** you've had actually belonged to an average jane... or even that ugly chick you were bumpin for a while cuz her ***** made you cry... but you wouldn't be caught dead in public with her.
***** is like cars. Some look real ****in good until you read through the spec sheet. You come to the realization that the car might not be very tight afterall. It's all a bunch of window dressing to fool you. Some cars look like ****, but drive like an electrical knife through Thanksgiving turkey.
When someone can bring together all the best elements, we're talking a neatly trimmed Hitler moustache, tight ***** lips, ***** muscles that can grip your **** better than a vice grip and so on. It's pure bliss. You know what I'm talkin about. Maybe you don't if you're into hairy JDM *****...."