Masturbation as an olympic sport

[isa2o3]

lololol. read

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i29001

i agree. discuss

[Sammich]

*puts in application*

[isa2o3]

i will apply, but ineed to practice some more

[Sammich]

i've practiced enough..i'm the mike jordan of the masturbation game

[Tech5]

hahahaha....well am the Larry Bird then Fool
i've practiced enough..i'm the mike jordan of the masturbation game

[isa2o3]

i am going to buy one of those aim sheets and out it on the wall in front of my toilet. i am a little rough on aiming. plan to practice once a day. any suggestions?

[Sammich]

hahahaha....well am the Larry Bird then Fool

i'm the kareem abdul jabar:tongue1:

[isa2o3]

hahahaha....well am the Larry Bird then Fool

damn ur a pro :nautjerk: . how do i improve on distance?

[MistaCee]

i am going to buy one of those aim sheets and out it on the wall in front of my toilet. i am a little rough on aiming. plan to practice once a day. any suggestions?

thats you problem dont practice once a day you need build up time:lmfao:

[isa2o3]

thats you problem dont practice once a day you need build up time:lmfao:

thnaks for the advise. guess i need to work on endurance to huh?

[Sammich]

thats you problem dont practice once a day you need build up time:lmfao:

x2 took the words outa my mouth

[EM1toEVO]

I'm sure women would really be watching the olympics then :rolleyes:

[Seymour222]

Reps to who can tell me who "Shotzee the Clown" is.

[isa2o3]

x2 took the words outa my mouth

i am only 19. i takes time to build endurance:doh: . anyways i got a few yrs to work on it, but by then u will be too old. u will be squirting dry air, while i shoot liters son. what now:bump:

[isa2o3]

I'm sure women would really be watching the olympics then :rolleyes:

i am even more sure u will be watching.:lmfao:

[Sammich]

lolz fyp

[On_Her_Face]

jackass already did this, event. no need to read the article

[EM1toEVO]

i am even more sure u will be watching.:lmfao:

Why the fuk would I be watching? I have a wife at home to jack me off whenever I want. :lmfao:

[isa2o3]

jackass already did this, event. no need to read the article

i know, but this will be tougher competition, its for distance, aim, while ur runing and biking. jackass is an amature comparing to this.

[On_Her_Face]

i know, but this will be tougher competition, its for distance, aim, while ur runing and biking. jackass is an amature comparing to this.

while swimming, i would enter in the backstroke.

[Nissan Sean]

^if you guys are the Jordan and Bird of masturbation, then that makes me the "michael Johnson" of the sport.(the fastest man alive!!!!!!!!!!!!) LOLOLOLOLOLOOL

[On_Her_Face]

^if you guys are the Jordan and Bird of masturbation, then that makes me the "michael Johnson" of the sport.(the fastest man alive!!!!!!!!!!!!) LOLOLOLOLOLOOL

you gonna wear gold track shoes too

[isa2o3]

while swimming, i would enter in the backstroke.

damn ur good. i under estimated u :goodjob: u seem to be the toughest competition so far.

[RandomGuy]

ls2 kid is the Mugsy Bogues of the sport

LIRL

[isa2o3]

lol how would women compete?

[Nissan Sean]

yes of course i would wear the golden shoes. but there would have a speed jerk off competition. which i would win, lol

[Seymour222]

yes of course i would wear the golden shoes. but there would have a speed jerk off competition. which i would win, lol

Small displacement + shorter stroke ='s higher RPM achievement, resulting in quicker spool and earlier boost. Ultimately blowing off quickly.

Don't rush the stroke player.

[On_Her_Face]

Small displacement + shorter stroke ='s higher RPM achievement, resulting in quicker spool and earlier boost. Ultimately blowing off quickly.

Don't rush the stroke player.

:lmfao: +1

[isa2o3]

Small displacement + shorter stroke ='s higher RPM achievement, resulting in quicker spool and earlier boost. Ultimately blowing off quickly.

Don't rush the stroke player.

:lmfao: :lmfao: lmao

[Barefoot]

"Masturbation is currently the world's third most popular leisure activity behind football and fishing." dont know what they are talkin about its my first.

[Elbow]

lol how would women compete?

Fastest to squirt? Possibly two women from the same country do it for one another and whichever team squirts both girls first wins...also distance adds up? Of course countries will only send its youngest most athletic women. Between the ages of 18-25...older upon review.

[isa2o3]

Fastest to squirt? Possibly two women from the same country do it for one another and whichever team squirts both girls first wins...also distance adds up? Of course countries will only send its youngest most athletic women. Between the ages of 18-25...older upon review.

they could have one compettition of who gets the wetest to. but this one will be an individual competition. :lmfao: