Dream I had last night, feel free to analyze

[skillzilla]

I am dying of boredom at work, so here is a recap of my car-related dream from last night.

I ended up being the owner of a blue S2000, although i don't think i bought it (maybe won it?). Anyways, the car came with a matching fleece jacket that was only available to S2k owners, and it was also blue but the back of it was hot pink. For some reason the car was really dirty so i wanted to wash it, but i used some solvent like paint stripper to wash it, I have no idea why. I "forgot" about the paint stripper and left it on too long and it started bubbling the paint, but also started making the blue fleece on my S2k owner's jacket all bubbly. WTF?

So, I am in the car, which is actually like a tube frame top fuel drag car with an S2000 body and motor (the frame rails in the front are like 2' apart, and the frame was like skeltonized, weirdness). I park it at some lot, either a mall or a school or something, and magically it is on platform like a furniture dolly and i can roll it around freely. i roll it to a spot, start it up, and let it idle for a bit going to check something else out in the lot. When i come back theres this dude looking at the car and he wants to buy it, and offers me $3500. i say no way jose, you cant even get a 240 for $3500 anymore, and he says F you and goes away.

Then i wake up. Discuss.

[stillaneon]

Weird......

Thats all I can say. but if you find a s2000 or 3500 let me know... even if it has bubbly paint

[quickdodge®]

As I am fluent in dream interpretation, I can tell you that what you experienced is known as autoconnendrumcomparisontolifeexperience. This is actually a tale tell sign of what is to become. Here is how it breaks down:

You end up with an S2K and not sure how you obtained it:
What this is signifying is that you will end up with some sort of venereal disease from an unknown source during an orgy at an "all men over 50" club. The S2K is the Corvette for gay males over 50 years of age. That represents the VD that you contract. This interpretation is upheld by the fact that the color pink was evident in the dream.

You wanted to wash this dirty car and used paint stripper instead:
Obviously, feeling the aftereffects of the previous engagements, you want to wash yourself of your sins. You go to confession after confession from church to synagogue to temple trying to get forgiveness and divine intervention to help with your condition. The paint stripper points to the refusal of any church elder or leader to forgive your blasphemous acts and that you deserve to be "stripped" of your manhood and entry to within the Pearly Gates. This is because it is fully known that you aren't really serious about repent.

You are now in the car and parked at a public location atop a platform:
What happens now is that you are basically positioned in a stock where you are on display in full view of the public for humiliation and ridicule.

Someone offers to "buy" your disease:
You are so ashamed at your situation, but not ashamed enough to give in to the demands of the town that you truly repent for your evil doings. A hippie, or someone opposed to public humiliation, offers to give you money if you say you're sorry for your transgressions. Because you are adamant about defending your lifestyle, you look up and say, "No deal." Hence the "fucck you" and him walking off. Turns out this "do-gooder" has a fetish with hating Howie Mandel and your reference to the game show he hosts really sparked him.

This pretty much surmises your dream, homey. Good luck with the rest of your life. Later, QD.

[Sammich]

lol @ brett and JM the s2k owners

[On_Her_Face]

i think it means he's gonna turn gay

[mocha latte cupcake]

OMG! i went from 23 and straight to 50 and gay in a minute! dang it! WTF does this happen! i blame vtec!

[skillzilla]

This pretty much surmises your dream, homey. Good luck with the rest of your life. Later, QD.

ZOMG that is like right on the money!! Actually, i have already gone as far as inquiring about lemon party orgies in my area, so this makes perfect sense. Be sure to tell whatever ghost youve been talking to that he is awesome, and should start his own business (in the afterlife, of course) analyzing dreams for us non-apparitions.

[G35Cam]

im freely analyzing it right now

[Sammich]

OMG! i went from 23 and straight to 50 and gay in a minute! dang it! WTF does this happen! i blame vtec!

uve been gay..u just turned 50