The solution to Gas Prices?

[Seymour222]

Solution to Save Gasoline :

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.....

The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal
immigrants!

That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas
would come down.....

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border....

When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a
canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ...

Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military....

Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....


After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended
this country.....

He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.....


This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a
solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves......

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....

Problem solved.....


Thoughts?

[EJ25RUN]

A bit obscene but perfectly legitimate!

[stillaneon]

TRAINING???

[soul]

sounds like it would work

[BB6dohcvtec]

i second that.

[soul]

TRAINING???
why? that cost us more money....

[stillaneon]

would think we would be tagged as inhumane to send immigrants to war without training...

Just trying to think of negative complexities.....

[Nismo]

F that, they will figure it out. IF they can teach them selves to build a house they can shoot a gun...

[soul]

would think we would be tagged as inhumane to send immigrants to war without training...

Just trying to think of negative complexities.....
Why is that, where not forcing them, we would giving them the option of servine 3-15month tours, to become citizens, or they can wait about 5 years on a list if we did immigration right threw paper work n what not.

They are completly volunteering for the service, they know what could happen prior, where not sending em as blind ducks, and droppin in central baghdad blinded folded and saying get the **** out Suprise!

[Reaper]

F that, they will figure it out. IF they can teach them selves to build a house they can shoot a gun...

naw they don't get guns...they get knives...they can steal the guns from the enemy

[soul]

naw they don't get guns...they get knives...they can steal the guns from the enemy
the ones we originally bought! so its a win win situation for us

[Reaper]

the ones we originally bought! so its a win win situation for us

exactly, then when they come back(if they come back) we make them give us our guns back...for re-sale :D

actually I believe we leave our used weapons or atleast used to?:thinking:

[Revmaynard]

Think of how many messicans drive those big landscape trucks!

[Nismo]

Wow we would need seriously 3 APC's to carry over 300 messicans. Nice! We would actually save money in this endevour.

[soul]

exactly, then when they come back(if they come back) we make them give us our guns back...for re-sale :D

actually I believe we leave our used weapons or atleast used to?:thinking:
yup, hate to refrence a movie but LORD OF WAR
how you see just mass piles of weapons in buildings n **** place n waht not, is exactly what we do, cause its cheaper to that than bring the back reservice them or re distrubute, no im not sure bout ammo tho

[Reaper]

It'd be called the wetback-hakmed war

[Reaper]

yup, hate to refrence a movie but LORD OF WAR
how you see just mass piles of weapons in buildings n **** place n waht not, is exactly what we do, cause its cheaper to that than bring the back reservice them or re distrubute, no im not sure bout ammo tho

thats where I got it from to be honest, and I know that movie was based on a true story so thats what I was thinking lol

there's no way we'd leave the ammo..we'll still use that:lmfao:

[redpanda]

TRAINING???
no need:D
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WuFD7mIkL10

[Seymour222]

Would it make the world hate us even more? Would it make smuggling potentially dangerous things into the country even more of a threat?

[Echonova]

F-that idea. While good in theory, all Osama bin Laden has to do is wait until it's time for the afternoon Siesta, and then they will sieze all of our bases at once.

[soul]

a mexican who hasnt shaved in a week and throws a towel on his head will blend in. So mass Shanking are possible

[Lucky.]

Exactly who's idea is this?

[soul]

OBAMA n the KKK

[Nismo]

If they find out about mexicans obsessions with Taco's were done for.

[Seymour222]

F-that idea. While good in theory, all Osama bin Laden has to do is wait until it's time for the afternoon Siesta, and then they will sieze all of our bases at once.


LOL.

[buddha@TeamFX]

Solution to Save Gasoline :

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.....

The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal
immigrants!

That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas
would come down.....

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border....

When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a
canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ...

Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military....

Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....


After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended
this country.....

He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.....


This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a
solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves......

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....

Problem solved.....


Thoughts?

Completely Agree!!!

[Sneeky Ninja]

The best part is we could ship all 156485491630165400165164610 mexicans in just ONE C130 and only have about 5 White vans parked at the airport.

O and would this be inhuman, wasn't there a country that would kill your kid if it wasn't the right sex.

[Mr. Clean]

WE WILL NEVER STOP ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION.

never.

America is too freakin awesome to stop people from coming in. and its just not smart for us to lock the doors. i mean yes they are illegal and they suck at driving but they make me hamburgers... and they run every martha fockin kitchen in gainesville and i like to eat.