This ever happend to you?

[81911SC]

Every once in a while I get lucky and my girlfriend let's me bang her in the ass. Well, last night I'm ****ing the **** (wrong expression I know) out of her ***** and she turns around and says, "You can stick it in my ass if you want" and that made me hornier than I already was, so I pull out of her ***** and start to slip it in her winky when about halfway in I run into an obstruction.

The first thing that pops into my head is man, that's kinda gross bumping up against a turd with my ****, but then I figured maybe if I just kept banging her I could shove it back in far enough to get the damn thing out of my way.

Well, that was a bad idea because jamming the turd back in caused the gas behind it to back up and just about the time I went in for what probably would have been the thrust that got the turd out of my way, the gas exploded. It shot my **** and the turd out like a rocket. Now, if getting your **** explosively expelled from your chick's ass and then getting hit in the gut with a flying turd doesn't make your **** soft, you're a better man than I am.

[OneSlow5pt0]

bahahaha

[81911SC]

**** you hypno, you ignored my myspace request.

[OneSlow5pt0]

**** you hypno, you ignored my myspace request.

what?

when did this happen?

[81911SC]

I sent you a message about ****ing some girl that was leaving comments on your page.

[Got Milk?]

ewwww

[Revmaynard]

LIRL. That's funny as hell.

[OneSlow5pt0]

I sent you a message about ****ing some girl that was leaving comments on your page.

i dont remember that.....hmmmmm

[Humphrizzle]

that was the funniest thing i've read today

[81911SC]

i dont remember that.....hmmmmm
My name is Rambo, ass.

[OneSlow5pt0]

My name is Rambo, ass.

well send another one then assclown

[ahmonrah]

HA!!!! ~instant reps~

[81911SC]

well send another one then assclown
You turn it down again and I swear to God.....

[OneSlow5pt0]

You turn it down again and I swear to God.....


:lmfao:

[81911SC]

It says I already sent you one.

[The Youngn]

holy **** that sucks for you. hahaha *points and laughs* maybe she told you to put it in there cuz she knew she had to ****. you got owned




My name is Rambo, ass.
liar

[Crazy Asian]

This is a joke but STILL THATS WRONG!!!! AND YOU KNOW THAT!!!!

[81911SC]

holy **** that sucks for you. hahaha *points and laughs* maybe she told you to put it in there cuz she knew she had to ****. you got owned




liar
Just my myspace name. Lol
I haven't seen you post in awhile. How you been?

[1SICKLEX]

LMFAO!!!!


You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to 81911SC again.

[OneSlow5pt0]

It says I already sent you one.

you were on my block list:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

now your off....i sent you one

[81911SC]

I just about denied you Hypno.

[DeeAOne]

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:LIRL!!!

+1

[Revmaynard]

Lol, DENIED!

[Slow Motion]

Wow...

[OneSlow5pt0]

I just about denied you Hypno.

keyword.....

[81911SC]

keyword.....
~inserts Your love by the outfield lyrics~

[OneSlow5pt0]

~inserts Your love by the outfield lyrics~

lol...so what were u tryin to tell me earlier?bout making sweet love by the fire to people on my page?

[81911SC]

lol...so what were u tryin to tell me earlier?bout making sweet love by the fire to people on my page?
Heres a quote

I'm ****ing amber niggernazi

Then I said in the ass 911 style and SC style :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[OneSlow5pt0]

Heres a quote

I'm ****ing amber niggernazi

Then I said in the ass 911 style and SC style :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

lol,well...im gonna ask her bout this

[81911SC]

lol,well...im gonna ask her bout this
LOL, I don't even know her. I was hoping it was your woman and was going to get pissed.

[OneSlow5pt0]

LOL, I don't even know her. I was hoping it was your woman and was going to get pissed.

your slow,lol

so any new shat with the nazi wagon?

[81911SC]

Na, I may go drive it tomorrow though. I been in NC for a bit and didn't take the car with me. : ( You got another car lined up yet? I know you like to go through them.

[OneSlow5pt0]

Na, I may go drive it tomorrow though. I been in NC for a bit and didn't take the car with me. : ( You got another car lined up yet? I know you like to go through them.

sweet.

nah,i like the old mullet machine...even though id got put a fuel pump in it,im running 3psi under the lowest it should be,lol

[81911SC]

I like that color on it. How do your emo friends feel about it?

[OneSlow5pt0]

I like that color on it. How do your emo friends feel about it?

couldnt tell you since i dont have any........but im labeled as the emo kid with all my friends,lol...

[Revmaynard]

Lol, emo-redneck? I think the space-time continuum might explode. Jk, toad. lol.

[81911SC]

couldnt tell you since i dont have any........but im labeled as the emo kid with all my friends,lol...
O, sorry. I got it backwards. :lmfao:

[OneSlow5pt0]

damn,im not emo.......i just get labeled that cause of my music,playing guitar and waering jeans that dont fall off my ass,lol

[Revmaynard]

Emo is a way of life, didn't you know that? LOL.:lmfao:

[81911SC]

Sorry, n1gger. I play though too. I thought you quit or something?

[OneSlow5pt0]

quit,no son....i was rocking some of that paint it black today

[OneSlow5pt0]

Emo is a way of life, didn't you know that? LOL.:lmfao:

this is true,but not my life,lol

[Revmaynard]

I play bass :ninja:

[81911SC]

**** son, Bass?

[Revmaynard]

Yes dad? Lol.

[OneSlow5pt0]

what kind?

[Revmaynard]

ESP/Ibanez/Johnson (acoustic electric)

[OneSlow5pt0]

ESP/Ibanez/Johnson (acoustic electric)

nice,i play on ibanez too,very nice fast guitar....thinking bout getting a white les paul studio soon

[81911SC]

nice,i play on ibanez too,very nice fast guitar....thinking bout getting a white les paul studio soon
:bowdown:

[OneSlow5pt0]

:bowdown:

what are having?lol

[81911SC]

what are having?lol
I can has english

[OneSlow5pt0]

I can has english

o snap....u speaks germans aka hitlerism

[81911SC]

and I follow it too. .......

[OneSlow5pt0]

and I follow it too. .......

:eek:.......u going to the v next month?

[81911SC]

na ******, I live 6 hours away lol

[Revmaynard]

Lol.

Come on dude. support the scene! Jk, I say fck it sometimes and I live 10 minutes away.

[81911SC]

lol lazy nigs

[Revmaynard]

LOL, I just realized TOAD took me off his friends list!

[81911SC]

****ing *******

[Revmaynard]

**** ASSHOLES!

[SicStang03]

hahah is this for real?

[OneSlow5pt0]

= O

[81911SC]

Me 2

[OneSlow5pt0]

??

[81911SC]

???