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Double_0_Rusty
02-16-2008, 07:55 PM
So, after 20 years you finally agree to take a paternity test w/ mom. Finding out that you are my biological dad. So how does that make you feel? Where were you on all my birthdays? Where was the child support? It's all ok, I am a forgiving person, with that being said I just want you to know, I am ready to have the father/son relationship. No, I will not call you a deadbeat dad. Just a bassturd.


Your Son.
Double_0_Rusty
02-16-2008, 08:29 PM
Scared to post up? Don't be worried.
Scotsman
02-16-2008, 08:31 PM
lol ,he is with his mistress ! , dont worry bro i'll take you under my wing
Double_0_Rusty
02-16-2008, 08:33 PM
Scots, I has a handle of NC 'Shine at the house. Im ready to drink son.
Scotsman
02-16-2008, 08:37 PM
too late , i've already been tappin my handle!
Double_0_Rusty
02-16-2008, 08:53 PM
I heard that. I haven't broken the "seal" on it yet. she is sittin in the ice box on the back deck...lol
Echonova
02-16-2008, 09:31 PM
Sorry son, I had more important things to do like take a sh*t. Yea, so "DNA" (so called) testing proved I'm your dad. Whoppy Freaking Do. I would have paid child support if
A.) That whore you call mom told me
B.) Even if she would have told me, you still look like the milkman's kid.
C.) your mom wasn't a whore
D.) See examples A-C
Double_0_Rusty
02-17-2008, 07:48 AM
I dont want your money.

A) She maybe a whore, but you hit.
B) I do not look like the milkman, I loo....ahhh damn I am short. Dayum
C) First you call her a whore, then she isn't?
D) Pops, you're confusing me.
quickdodgeŽ
02-17-2008, 07:51 AM
The reason why you're confused, Crusty, is because there is one bit of info that has been left out of this whole scenario.



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I am your Father.




Later, QD.
Echonova
02-17-2008, 07:54 AM
http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff152/fordspenguin/denial.jpg
Double_0_Rusty
02-17-2008, 07:58 AM
The reason why you're confused, Crusty, is because there is one bit of info that has been left out of this whole scenario.



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I am your Father.




Later, QD.

OMG! I do look like you Mike.
Echonova
02-17-2008, 09:52 AM
I dont want your money.

A) She maybe a whore, but you hit.
B) I do not look like the milkman, I loo....ahhh damn I am short. Dayum
C) First you call her a whore, then she isn't?
D) Pops, you're confusing me.You missed the word IF, now go back a re-read