HAPPY VDAY!!

[The Ren]

HAPPY VDAY TO ALL US SINGLE PEOPLE!!!@:goodjob::goodjob::goodjob: Go get you some!

[Crazy Asian]

Im gonna have sex with this teddy bear.

[Echonova]

I have some a single lady can come get.

[NevrNufTorq]

ty and same to ya!!!! :D

[mocha latte cupcake]

w00t w00t teddy bear sex AWWWW YEAH!

welcome to a sexy day my singles people lol lol lol go get some :goodjob:

[Crazy Asian]

YOU NOT SINGLE!!! LIAR!!! WHOS YOUR GF!!!??? TELLL ME!!!!

[Leisa]

http://www.freewebs.com/darkiceman/ValentineCreddy_HappyValentinesDay_KMG-medium.jpg

[mocha latte cupcake]

alas JM is teh single... b/c girls down here are teh retarded lol.... stupid ho's are bred here and sent out to college where they give up their dirty tricks lol but they don't do that here WTFD?!?!?!?!

[BKgen®]

happy vagina day? :thinking:

[blacknightteg]

im actually in a good mood for once on a valentines day, actually started datin someone i realy like :)

[Ran]

History of Valentine's Day
In Ancient Rome, February 15 was Lupercalia, an archaic rite connected to fertility, without overtones of romance. Plutarch wrote:

Lupercalia, of which many write that it was anciently celebrated by shepherds, and has also some connection with the Arcadian Lycaea. At this time many of the noble youths and of the magistrates run up and down through the city naked, for sport and laughter striking those they meet with shaggy thongs. Many women of rank also purposely get in their way, and like children at school present their hands to be struck, believing that the pregnant will thus be helped in delivery, and the barren to pregnancy.

The word Lupercalia comes from lupus, or wolf, so the holiday may be connected with the legendary wolf that suckled Romulus and Remus. Priests of this cult, luperci would travel to the lupercal, the cave where the she-wolf who reared Romulus and Remus allegedly lived, and sacrifice animals (two goats and a dog). The blood would then be scattered in the streets, to bring fertility and keep the wolves away from the fields. Lupercalia was a festival local to the city of Rome. The more general Festival of Juno Februa, meaning "Juno the purifier "or "the chaste Juno," was celebrated on February 13-14. Pope Gelasius I (492-496) abolished Lupercalia.


Happy Valentine's Day!

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[Sammich]

i'm glad my blow up doll is coming in today...

[Slow Motion]

i'm glad my blow up doll is coming in today...

Damn you lucky...

All I got is a two x's that wanna hook up just cause they "lonely"....

[fucksohc]

Im gonna have sex with this teddy bear.

lol bear sex ftl...

happy VDay to every1!!

[Sammich]

Damn you lucky...

All I got is a two x's that wanna hook up just cause they "lonely"....

yea man...i don't f*ck with ex's anymore...last one that came to me on Vday gave me a Vdee

[man]

Single as of last Wednesday...

[Sammich]

Single as of last Wednesday...

u can rent my blow up doll if u want

[Slow Motion]

yea man...i don't f*ck with ex's anymore...last one that came to me on Vday gave me a Vdee

**** :cry: .....you know you seriously messed up my day. Cause i really don't know who they been fukin. Damn man...I can see one of them bein on some vindictive sh!t like that.

[Sammich]

**** :cry: .....you know you seriously messed up my day. Cause i really don't know who they been fukin. Damn man...I can see one of them bein on some vindictive sh!t like that.

just do it...do it now
http://www.lolwut.com/pics/loliportmanhero.jpg

[Leisa]

just do it...do it now
http://www.lolwut.com/pics/loliportmanhero.jpg


thats not nice

[Sammich]

thats not nice

LEISA U GAVE ME THE VDEE...:wtf: how do u think i feel having to walk around for the rest of my life with a VDEE...i mean..did u at least tell brett before u married him?

[EM1toEVO]

Happy Valentine's Day to all the ladies.

[Slow Motion]

just do it...do it now
http://www.lolwut.com/pics/loliportmanhero.jpg

thats not nice

But phatboislim says its necassary......bye all.

[Sammich]

LMAO

[The Ren]

single as of 3 months ago

[Echonova]

single as of 3 months agoI'm on my way over now.;)

[Echonova]

Ren, I have never told you this. But I would like to get in your pants at least once, twice if I'm lucky.

[The Ren]

Ren, I have never told you this. But I would like to get in your pants at least once, twice if I'm lucky. your such a liar.. and no your married..

[Echonova]

your such a liar.. and no your married..Not lying. And just because my wife is married does not mean I am. ~start peer pressure~ Come on... you know you want it... All the cool kids are doing it. Just try it once, it can't hurt...~end peer pressure~;)

[Echonova]

There are 8 minutes left in V-day... I can give you some in half that time.:(

[The Ren]

pfft.. funnny.. eh you never talked to me when you lived next door.. dont act like you would talk to me now

[Echonova]

pfft.. funnny.. eh you never talked to me when you lived next door.. dont act like you would talk to me nowThat's because you were all like "b*tch I own a Supra, you have a mini-van".:cry: Now the tables are turned... I own teh Sexilvia... What...and just because we didn't talk doesn't mean I didn't sneak behind your house and watch you threw the shades...:ninja: Plus, I was shy.:(

[The Ren]

blah blah blah I doubt you did.. you couldnt see me from behind my house..

[Echonova]

Besides, I owe you dinner or vice-versa. We were supposed to have drinks one night weren't we?

[Echonova]

blah blah blah I doubt you did.. you couldnt see me from behind my house..LOL..ok

[Echonova]

Ren, why are you fighting? Would one night of no commitment frolic be so bad?

[The Ren]

yes it would.. well im single now so lmao.. and yes you owe me drinks

[Echonova]

I think your problem is you’re self-conscious. You need to learn that others can like you for who you are and not what they think you should be. Life is too short not to have fun.

[The Ren]

i think your right.. and im a bit drunk right now.. 6 shots of red label..

[Echonova]

Drinks it is. When and where?

[Echonova]

i think your right.. and im a bit drunk right now.. 6 shots of red label..Whooo Hooo. 1/3 bottle of Bacardi 'Fo me!!

[Echonova]

Whooo Hooo. 1/3 bottle of Bacardi 'Fo me!!and no that's not why I am being like this.

[The Ren]

now in my room

[Echonova]

now in my roomORLY?

[The Ren]

yes

[Echonova]

and what are you doing in your room?

[The Ren]

watching the departed and on the comp

[Echonova]

watching the departed and on the compAhhh. Double clicking the mouse to DiCaprio:goodjob:

[Echonova]

Need any company?

[Echonova]

I guess that's a no.:(

[Echonova]

I is alone again...:(

[Sammich]

Not lying. And just because my wife is married does not mean I am. ~start peer pressure~ Come on... you know you want it... All the cool kids are doing it. Just try it once, it can't hurt...~end peer pressure~;)

lolz i'm using that ****

[The Ren]

Teh Ren passed out after 6 shots... god im such a lightweight

[Echonova]

LOL
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb235/desil3565/image13.jpg

[Crazy Asian]

WHY YOU TAKING PICTURES OF ME!!!???

[Sammich]

lol thats not you..everyone on IA knows that if the face is covered up its QD