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BABY J
02-13-2008, 09:29 AM
Well, I am very sorry for arguing against religion as I saw Jesus Christ last weekend when I went to check on my EF build. He was traveling through Carmel, Indiana last weekend in an amazingly sch1tty white Nissan Altima. He had ricer springs, junk wheels, amazing head/taillights, and a kick ass wing. As he came around the corner, I was thinking "Jesus Christ, that car is an amazing piece of sh1t!" That was when I saw that it was, in fact, Jesus Christ. How did I know? Both sides of the car had giant blue vinyl lettering down the entire length of the car labeling the driver within: "Jesus Christ."

Amazing.

Amen.

3 sprinkles and a hallelujia.

The End.

KidSaru
02-13-2008, 09:31 AM
Wait...So is he joking or is this serious?

BABY J
02-13-2008, 09:33 AM
Jesus is not a joke.

Elbow
02-13-2008, 09:34 AM
W....T......F......

KidSaru
02-13-2008, 09:35 AM
Weird...

I kinda thought he'd have something a little...You know..."cooler" I guess. :/

BABY J
02-13-2008, 09:36 AM
Weird...

I kinda thought he'd have something a little...You know..."cooler" I guess. :/

Do not tempt greatness. The Lord thy God will f*cketh you uppeth peasant.


W....T......F......

Thy shalt not curse or IMPLY cursing w/ the "wtf" abbreviations w/in the confines of a thread depicting the Lord thy God's mode of transportation. I will smite thee.

azn_nvazn
02-13-2008, 09:38 AM
That's one way to get the message out. Do what you got to do.

GaGen2Teg
02-13-2008, 09:38 AM
i bet that pissed some ppl off

BABY J
02-13-2008, 09:39 AM
That's one way to get the message out. Do what you got to do.

^^ Thank you my son. You will be rewarded.

1000cckiller
02-13-2008, 09:39 AM
lolz

MistaCee
02-13-2008, 09:40 AM
I think he put that because of the amount of people that will be saying those combination of words and maybe more when the see that piece of rice bag

BABY J
02-13-2008, 09:40 AM
i bet that pissed some ppl off

No one shall be pisseth offeth in the presence of or b/c of the Alpha and Omega. Pisstivity is a trick of the devil that we will not use or condone in the spiritual realm.

BABY J
02-13-2008, 09:43 AM
I think he put that because of the amount of people that will be saying those combination of words and maybe more when the see that piece of rice bag

:locked: Say no more. I turned water into wine, so I will turn rice into JDM Holyness. Do NOT speak of devine transportation w/ negative connotations in holy threadological instances.

thecoolcutter
02-13-2008, 09:53 AM
^^SO LAME!

BABY J
02-13-2008, 09:57 AM
^^SO LAME!

Congrats. You are now going to hell.

Imadaman
02-13-2008, 10:10 AM
thats interesting...

Kevykev
02-13-2008, 10:17 AM
Get this message out WITHOUT The F&F APR Spoiler!


I hope that he does not fall victim to a hate crime.

japan4racing
02-13-2008, 12:56 PM
even is jesus was real he wouldnt do something that gay

Sammich
02-13-2008, 01:01 PM
bet its fast...i mean...he walked on water

Nemesis
02-13-2008, 01:02 PM
His decals took the words right out of my mouth when I saw the spoiler.

geeKISSexy23
02-13-2008, 01:10 PM
even is jesus was real he wouldnt do something that gay

hahahaahaha LOLZ

we all know Jesus Christ would drive a Lotus... or a Bogati :tongue1:

He'd be a rich televangelist...

JEY$JDM
02-13-2008, 01:47 PM
wow.

rojodamonkey
02-13-2008, 03:15 PM
WTF.....................................nice wing

Nemesis
02-13-2008, 03:17 PM
hahahaahaha LOLZ

we all know Jesus Christ would drive a Lotus... or a Bogati :tongue1:

He'd be a rich televangelist...


A Bogati? :umno:

JITB
02-13-2008, 03:20 PM
amen!

K20Z1
02-13-2008, 03:45 PM
i didnt know jesus eats rice

Fr33way
02-13-2008, 08:48 PM
Reps for being able to actually keep the camara from shaking with laughter.

WHT_EP3
02-13-2008, 08:55 PM
this thread is soo f u c k e d up in so many ways

BABY J
02-13-2008, 10:28 PM
A Bogati? :umno:


lol

dc2teg2006
02-13-2008, 10:41 PM
APC....>>>>>>>FTL

Andy_013
02-13-2008, 10:53 PM
wow...

_Christian_
02-13-2008, 11:20 PM
im sure he thinks is car is fly since everyone craps themselves when they see it. look at that mother ****** smiling at you in the pic. haha

sleepin240
02-14-2008, 11:37 PM
that smile the guy has is about as gay as the car. remind me never to visit Indiana

kfzemx3
02-15-2008, 12:36 AM
http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs29/f/2008/045/3/a/nfwtj_by_numonik.jpg

bRiAnMcIvIcS
02-23-2008, 06:35 PM
Amazing.lol.

Gutling
02-23-2008, 06:40 PM
lol need to print this out and put it as a ad for nissan, wwjd

puregroove
02-24-2008, 01:46 AM
Well, it isn't as bad as knockin' on doors.. *sigh* :no:

BABY J
03-30-2008, 03:22 PM
some people never go away....

hondachik
03-30-2008, 03:27 PM
lmao. Jesus is stalking you Baby J.

BABY J
03-30-2008, 03:29 PM
^^^ LMAO!!!

Manic
03-30-2008, 03:39 PM
Baby J, this has to be the funniest thing you have ever posted! I can't stop laughing at the car and the comments in this thread! The spolier, the exhaust, LOL goddamn! What was that guy thinking?! I hope you got an autograph...

Mr. Clean
03-30-2008, 03:52 PM
ok if you've seen this asshat twice then it is a sign... you need to do something different with your life babyj

green91
03-30-2008, 03:56 PM
That's one way to get the message out. Do what you got to do.

What message would that be? That a majority of christians are wacko?

DoriDori
03-30-2008, 04:00 PM
That's one way to get the message out. Do what you got to do.

Seriously, it got your attention didnt it?

BABY J
03-30-2008, 05:02 PM
ok if you've seen this asshat twice then it is a sign... you need to do something different with your life babyj

When I get to hell, and he drives this POS by my street (Hell Lane) --- then I will follow Jesus.:blah: :lmfao:

Mr. Clean
03-30-2008, 06:33 PM
http://www.io.com/~o_m/omworld/images/blog/05-05/jesus_license.jpg

hondachik
03-30-2008, 06:34 PM
^^^^lmaoooooo @ no driving on water.

Tree
03-30-2008, 07:18 PM
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

Oz10
03-31-2008, 04:53 PM
:eek: :bow: :bow: :bow: :D

PURP
03-31-2008, 05:28 PM
Thats awesome but you could easily pass out flyers rather than f your car up!!

chinitoxamor
04-01-2008, 12:15 AM
i knew jesus was a ricer lol

BABY J
11-04-2008, 08:15 PM
TTT

EJ25RUN
11-04-2008, 08:19 PM
*waits for maniac input*

primespark22
11-04-2008, 08:26 PM
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

BABY J
12-27-2009, 08:35 AM
Annnnnnnd bump.

Humphrizzle
12-27-2009, 08:38 AM
jesus christ is the only one that has a reason for a 2' tall wing on a Front wheel drive car.

BABY J
12-27-2009, 08:56 AM
Jesus take the wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel......

Jecht
12-27-2009, 09:30 AM
Annnnnnnd bump.

Any particular reason why?

Genji-Sama
12-27-2009, 12:36 PM
When I get to hell, and he drives this POS by my street (Hell Lane) --- then I will follow Jesus.:blah: :lmfao:

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

Njobe
12-27-2009, 09:59 PM
His decals took the words right out of my mouth when I saw the spoiler.
bahahaha i was about to write almost the same thing.

claybird
12-30-2009, 10:20 PM
His decals took the words right out of my mouth when I saw the spoiler.

x2:screwy:

chris89hatch
01-05-2010, 09:56 PM
going to hell

BABY J
01-05-2010, 09:57 PM
^^ In a Nissan

chris89hatch
01-05-2010, 10:07 PM
lol with tvs!

Brian*
01-06-2010, 09:26 PM
Jesus Christ...

JDMGRNAV6
01-09-2010, 12:24 AM
this is blasphamous