ATTN: RAN

[Hulud]

someone is trying to take your business away.

i was walking through campus today and guess what i saw? "FREE CANDY"

some guy set up a booth and it read:


FREE CANDY

for 1 minute survey


i was like, oh no someone's taking Ran's bread and butter...

[JITB]

obo

[Sammich]

that was me sir

[Hulud]

obo
LOL

will you take a 30 second survey for the candy?

[JITB]

yes i will

[Hulud]

that was me sir
nah, black people dont do "free candy" tricks

this guy was white

[Sammich]

"free watermelon and grape drink"

[The Ninja]

Sugar, water, purple.....Thats some good grape drink.

[Ran]

You underhanded c*ck-sucking, chode-munching, dingle-slurping, ball-warming, @ss-tonguing douchebag! Quit stealing my business!