I LOVE LOVE LOVE RB26 OWNERS

[mocha latte cupcake]

especially ones that are OMG amazing BS owners bwhahaha

ok so i have this guy come into nissan and he rings the parts bell.... ~ring~ la la la JM walks to the parts counter looking might JDM and Pimp today i might add... but thats beside the point. anyways, so there is this redneck lookin i could have been a marine but looked a little too inbred to be one... anywho... he was like hey can i get 660cc injectors like the NISMO ones from you. i was like yeah sure of course man we're nissan... NISMO is what we do. :thinking: so i look in my catalog and i was like HAZZAH! we don't sell that cc.... BUT i can get your either 555cc's or 740's... he looked puzzled i was like um these are kinda large injectors what are you putting them in? :thinking: *probably another SR driver trying to make power :no: * he was like DUDE WTF? you don't even know what i'm driving those aren't big injectors, :2up: i was like whoa whoa whoa ok its all good, my bad what are you putting them in ~by this point i figured all his steriod use was about to go roid rage on the JDM supreme~ he was like cha its going in a RB26DETT and kinda gave a smirk i can only assume that he was thinking he would be slick and throw out a chassis code and a engine code and see my head spin with his infinite knowledge :taun: B!TCH I"MA JDM MF NM!!!!!!!!! i was like ok so you've got a GTR engine... *and actually i was kind of unimpressed lol* so.... what do you need the big injectors for? instantly his smirk disappeared :doh: and i saw the roids begin to creep up his veiny face and his face went a wierd color... kinda like my little pony pink etc etc... so he was like oh well i'm building it and i'm ready to get going on some of these slow cars over here... i was like ok well whats your supporting mods list? just curious... he was like well i... NOTE: STOCK manifold, internals, FMIC, turbo back and a boost controller.... he has a T88 :no: and he's going to go with a 100mm this spring b/c the T88 lags too much :lmfao: i MEAN HONESTLY WTF BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA........ BUT he made 725pS and 690 @ .6 bar......anyways so i play along with his whole i'm JDM etc etc he was like yeah i know some SR parts will swap over... so i quickly correct him sharing my JDM knowledge of his "elusive crazy RB series engine" and got him his prices and sent him along his way....

WTF is wrong with people today i mean there is point in which its like ok, i can BS a little but i don't wanna get caught up in it... i not only wanted to pull the BS flag out and wave it i wanted to RIP the frickin BS flag/pole assembly and beat him into the ground with it bwhahahahaha god bless the ricers that have money... there was WAYYYY more BS that went along but that was the key point it was way too funny.

Notes for JDM people....

-JM looks very JDM today
-REDNECKs should NOT shoot roids
-Nissans are Gods chosen people
-Nissans were NEVER meant for the weak and BS throwing...
-240's are still a plague but we accept them on occassion
-RB26DETT's are not meant for people to BS on them
-T88's do NOT have more lag than 100mm's
-you're RB did NOT make that much power with those mods unless the hand of God was upon it.... his was not...
-OH YEAH! almost forget... his PS13 was having problems with its ATTESA :lmfao:

[Alan®]

lol

[Alan®]

theres a guy down here on the southside that is working on throwing a RB26 in a 240 but is going FWD. LOL. Yea ummmm no.

[thinkfast®]

AY YOU NEED TO ENTER SOME COMMAS OR PERIODS BRO I WAS ALMOST OUTTA BREATH JUST READIN THE FIRST COUPLE LINES HOLMES

NEXT TIME ITS A VIOLATION PUTO

[mocha latte cupcake]

its how i think foo... its all a continuation of 1 thought... you can thank the A.D.D for that

[Maniac1]

Can someone let me borrow some humor? I can't seem to find any of this "funny."

[Ran]

4.6 NA > 2.6 TT

Har har Mustang. *dip spit*

[OneSlow5pt0]

4.6 NA > 2.6 TT

Har har Mustang. *dip spit*

5.0 > 4.6

*brushes mullet

[Ran]

5.0 > 4.6

*brushes mullet:lmao:

[thinkfast®]

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/2180/guitarkidyt9.jpg

[Sammich]

1.8 vT4k fuh duh windz

[Nemesis]

5.0 > 4.6

*brushes mullet


:lmao:

[RandomGuy]

5.0 > 4.6

*brushes mullet5.7 > 5.0

ford ftl

*fuks cousin

[Sammich]

5.7 > 5.0

ford ftl

*fuks sister*

*fixed*

cousin is TOOO far off for a true mullet wearer

[Doppelgänger]

man, i didn't know any dyno tuners around here that are sooo JDM they dyno cars and give out Ps numbers rather then the all might HP lol.

[Ran]

*fixed*

cousin is TOOO far off for a true mullet wearer:werd: Banging your cousin is almost a social norm now.

[Sammich]

GOOD THING I DONT WEAR A MULLET...i can bang my cousin lol

[Crazy Asian]

crazy asian cannot comprehend what is going on.~plans to cut himself~

[Sammich]

*hands azn rusty razor blade*

[Crazy Asian]

NO RUSTY ****!! I DIE WITH DIGNITY UNLIKE YOUSEFINA!!!!

[Sammich]

*replaces with bloody razor blade*

[NoRotor]

I feel like my presence is required in this thread.

[Sammich]

u felt wrong boxed hair cut

[mocha latte cupcake]

Mc Mullet is more like it...

[Crazy Asian]

I WANT A SAMURAI SWORD NOT A RUSTY OR BLOODY BLADE!!!

[Sammich]

picky ass asians

*hands azn AIDs samurai sword*

[Crazy Asian]

thank you. Kills black man. HAH

[Sammich]

:wtf:

[NoRotor]

u felt wrong boxed hair cut
I was under the impression that nothing is more redneck than swapping a chevy motor into mazda?
...atleast thats what they tell me on rx7club.

[Sammich]

I was under the impression that nothing is more redneck than swapping a chevy motor into mazda?
...atleast thats what they tell me on rx7club.

*includes no rotor into discussion*:lmfao: :lmfao:

[xLSTONEx]

Better cliff notes!!!!!

[Sammich]

gtfo naggar hater:2up:

[OneSlow5pt0]

5.7 > 5.0

ford ftl

*fuks cousin

this is true

[mocha latte cupcake]

CLIFFS PART DUEX for lando....: Skyline parts should not be given to BS spreading rednecks on roids :D

[DirtyMechanic]

you ****** to texted me about this guy and you dont tell me about the thread...Fcuk you:goodjob: now i have to read...

[Crazy Asian]

can you order me new RB26 piston?

[mocha latte cupcake]

no.... i refuse to let you use those pistons in a honda....

[DirtyMechanic]

no.... i refuse to let you use those pistons in a honda.... and i refuse to let you use my VQ knowledge for good.

[OneSlow5pt0]

no.... i refuse to let you use those pistons in a honda....

even if its got skyline tails and GTR badge?

[Crazy Asian]

no.... i refuse to let you use those pistons in a honda....

IT WOULD WORK!!!

[xLSTONEx]

CLIFFS PART DUEX for lando....: Skyline parts should not be given to BS spreading rednecks on roids :D
touche

[redrumracer]

5.7 > 5.0

ford ftl

*fuks cousin
the 5.0 is also a chevy. the 305~aka~boat anchor


I was under the impression that nothing is more redneck than swapping a chevy motor into mazda?
...atleast thats what they tell me on rx7club.

and blasphemy, yea dont forget that because if you want a lsx then get a vette or camaro :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: nevermind the power to weight ratio

[BTLFED]

I was under the impression that nothing is more redneck than swapping a chevy motor into mazda?
...atleast thats what they tell me on rx7club.

:lmfao: :lmfao:

[turbosx©]

Falconer I6 > 5.7

[thinkfast®]

MAN WHY IS THIS SH.IT STILL GOIN ON, I MEAN WHAT IS IA COMIN TO

[mocha latte cupcake]

its a JM thread thinktacos.... they never get old, they never die. its IA's fun for life.

[Sammich]

this thread lacks potential because of the OP

[thinkfast®]

YEA RIGHT MAN

SMELLS LIKE BS IN HERE, BIGTIME

[Elbow]

Nissan FTL

[Sammich]

Nissan FTL

:2up: up yours miata boy:tongue1:

[blacknightteg]

especially ones that are OMG amazing BS owners bwhahaha

ok so i have this guy come into nissan and he rings the parts bell.... ~ring~ la la la JM walks to the parts counter looking might JDM and Pimp today i might add... but thats beside the point. anyways, so there is this redneck lookin i could have been a marine but looked a little too inbred to be one... anywho... he was like hey can i get 660cc injectors like the NISMO ones from you. i was like yeah sure of course man we're nissan... NISMO is what we do. :thinking: so i look in my catalog and i was like HAZZAH! we don't sell that cc.... BUT i can get your either 555cc's or 740's... he looked puzzled i was like um these are kinda large injectors what are you putting them in? :thinking: *probably another SR driver trying to make power :no: * he was like DUDE WTF? you don't even know what i'm driving those aren't big injectors, :2up: i was like whoa whoa whoa ok its all good, my bad what are you putting them in ~by this point i figured all his steriod use was about to go roid rage on the JDM supreme~ he was like cha its going in a RB26DETT and kinda gave a smirk i can only assume that he was thinking he would be slick and throw out a chassis code and a engine code and see my head spin with his infinite knowledge :taun: B!TCH I"MA JDM MF NM!!!!!!!!! i was like ok so you've got a GTR engine... *and actually i was kind of unimpressed lol* so.... what do you need the big injectors for? instantly his smirk disappeared :doh: and i saw the roids begin to creep up his veiny face and his face went a wierd color... kinda like my little pony pink etc etc... so he was like oh well i'm building it and i'm ready to get going on some of these slow cars over here... i was like ok well whats your supporting mods list? just curious... he was like well i... NOTE: STOCK manifold, internals, FMIC, turbo back and a boost controller.... he has a T88 :no: and he's going to go with a 100mm this spring b/c the T88 lags too much :lmfao: i MEAN HONESTLY WTF BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA........ BUT he made 725pS and 690 @ .6 bar......anyways so i play along with his whole i'm JDM etc etc he was like yeah i know some SR parts will swap over... so i quickly correct him sharing my JDM knowledge of his "elusive crazy RB series engine" and got him his prices and sent him along his way....

WTF is wrong with people today i mean there is point in which its like ok, i can BS a little but i don't wanna get caught up in it... i not only wanted to pull the BS flag out and wave it i wanted to RIP the frickin BS flag/pole assembly and beat him into the ground with it bwhahahahaha god bless the ricers that have money... there was WAYYYY more BS that went along but that was the key point it was way too funny.

Notes for JDM people....

-JM looks very JDM today
-REDNECKs should NOT shoot roids
-Nissans are Gods chosen people
-Nissans were NEVER meant for the weak and BS throwing...
-240's are still a plague but we accept them on occassion
-RB26DETT's are not meant for people to BS on them
-T88's do NOT have more lag than 100mm's
-you're RB did NOT make that much power with those mods unless the hand of God was upon it.... his was not...
-OH YEAH! almost forget... his PS13 was having problems with its ATTESA :lmfao:


yay for another PRINCESS NISMO STORY!!!!!

[mocha latte cupcake]

w00t w00t!

[collins]

lol nissans are for ricers :ninja:

[mocha latte cupcake]

diaf australian kiwi humper! bwhahahahah

[1000cckiller]

lolz

[Got Milk?]

wow. your posts are actually longer than redGT's posts.

didnt bother to read.

[mocha latte cupcake]

wow. your posts are FAR SUPERIOR to redGT's post

didnt bother to read.

^^^ which is true but its a shame b/c i included 2, (two) sets of cliffs notes.... but thanks... OG JM stories... too bad we had the crash there were plenty more

[DirtyMechanic]

^^^ which is true but its a shame b/c i included 2, (two) sets of cliffs notes.... but thanks... OG JM stories... too bad we had the crash there were plenty more yeah to bad huh:jerkit:

[Jecht]

Speaking of RBs, where is your old S13 at now?

[mocha latte cupcake]

michael - :2up: i hate thee!

blonde mc winduhs! - someone has it... i think the 3rd guy who bought it after i built is still has it but it was on like 21 AFR or something... 1 took out the RB... 1 tried to remove the widebody kit, 1 used smaller wheels and NO ONE has taken my advice to get some wheels and a GOOD suspension set up, the interior is still blah... they changed the RB to a SR b/c SR's are betta :no: but still decided to run the RB ecu on it? :thinking: so in short... she is NOT the car that i built her to be... i still cry every night!

[Crazy Asian]

Im buying Nismo Rims and Nismo Shift knob. Heck I might as well buy Nismo License Plate and keychain

[Crazy Asian]

And then I want the Nismo sticker. OO cant forget that.

[mocha latte cupcake]

and i get the commission for selling it all to you yay! but still no! not unless you show me pictars of your nissans f00!

[Crazy Asian]

My Honda Prelude is a Honda Prelude Nismo Nur Spec II :ninja:

[Sammich]

my maxima is a Nissan Maxima...

[mocha latte cupcake]

http://www.kscakes.com/LolCats/Uploads/Saved/operation-totem-pole-status-fail.jpg

[Crazy Asian]

NO YOU FAIL!!! YOURE THE ONE WHO BOUGHT THE MUGEN RESERVOIR SOCK THING!!!

SHAME ON YOU!!!!

[mocha latte cupcake]

WTF/2/1/1/1/1/ i never bought one! ok correction i bought 1 for collins back in 02 bwhahaha but that was for his teggy! i have SONIC F00!

[Crazy Asian]

No you fail still. You hate the EVO X!!!! I dont want 9 I want 10.

[mocha latte cupcake]

http://www.nataliedee.com/090207/cats-hate-you-and-everyone-else.jpg

IX was the best evo yet... take that "refined" BS evo outta here>>>>>>
http://hosted.thegroupofthey.com/gtfo.jpg

[Crazy Asian]

NO NOW GET OUT AND EAT A BABY

[mocha latte cupcake]

http://www.magnificentoctopus.com/propaganda/roflcopter.jpg

[Crazy Asian]

BAHAHAHAHAH

[Sammich]

lol

[mocha latte cupcake]

bwhahaha i just can't stop laughing @ that bwhahahah

[Crazy Asian]

bahahahahah

[DeutscheBAG!]

great story JM