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koukis14
02-09-2008, 04:00 PM
Left work today and though I would head over to the gun shop and browse around. I have wanted a gun for a long time. My phone rings and it is my girlfriend.
Oh hi honey
Are you coming home?
I am going to stop by the store first for a sec.
What are you buying?
Nothing
Then why are you going?
To look around
what store is it?
Hot Shots
What is that?
Cough gun store Cough
IF YOU BUY A GUN BEFORE YOU BUY ME A RING YOU BETTER BUY ONE WITH A ***** AND LEARN TO **** IT!!!
Hang on a sec honey I gotta turn around.
:( :doh:
EmminoDaGreat
02-09-2008, 04:01 PM
lol pwnd.
Echonova
02-09-2008, 04:07 PM
Wow. Did you stop by a store and pick up a skirt on your way home? Because she obviously is wearing the pants. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
j/k I would have done the same.
jmotank
02-09-2008, 04:11 PM
LOL. she officially yanked your man card. LOL i would have turned around too though.LOL
1slowep3
02-09-2008, 04:13 PM
Take your balls back and buy an ak47 and say now what?Gangsta style.J/K Go home and take her to dinner.
AnthonyF
02-09-2008, 04:31 PM
ya know ya coulda just said Bass Pro shops or Target....
BobbyFresco
02-09-2008, 04:37 PM
:no:
You are a grown ass man.
You have one mother and it's not your girl.
She has no ring on her finger and neither do you.
You're not married.
:rolleyes:
Stand your ground while you can because this is where it starts..Little things
like this....
Scrappy
02-09-2008, 04:42 PM
:no:
You are a grown ass man.
You have one mother and it's not your girl.
She has no ring on her finger and neither do you.
You're not married.
:rolleyes:
Stand your ground while you can because this is where it starts..Little things
like this....
HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH! i have not been ring happy so i dunno about all that but damn shes controlling! :cry:
Spektrewing386
02-09-2008, 04:44 PM
you should have said "buying a pack of gum" or "buying some milk" and non of that would have happened. you just have to make it true, so you can just quickly go into any gas station and get a .99 pack of gum and been safe.
koukis14
02-09-2008, 04:46 PM
ya know ya coulda just said Bass Pro shops or Target....
Target sells pistols?
BobbyFresco
02-09-2008, 04:46 PM
HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH! i have not been ring happy so i dunno about all that but damn shes controlling! :cry:
I'm glad that at least someone agrees with me...
No disrespect intended to Kouki but she's already punking you
and you're not even married yet.....
WhiteAccord
02-09-2008, 05:04 PM
Dude She Got You....
Scrappy
02-09-2008, 05:07 PM
wait i am confused... i thought the point of the guy asking HER to marry is when HE felt HE wanted to and did it as a surprise... now its when she DEMANDS it?! no wonder people are married so young dumb and divorce these days... fvckin women...
Hektik
02-09-2008, 05:09 PM
http://www.knightsedge.com/medieval-weapons/dungeon-ball-chain-2613.jpg
thats all im saying
Thighs
02-09-2008, 06:04 PM
hahah dude your whipped. take the ring back, buy a damn gun, and shoot yourself.
Firefightin_tC
02-09-2008, 06:17 PM
I probably would've done the same damn thing...
...****in' Shane Company...only 1200 more dollars to go.
Turbo04
02-09-2008, 09:21 PM
So you couldn't just go look? I would've at least went and browsed around....
Scotsman
02-09-2008, 09:24 PM
I probably would've done the same damn thing...
...****in' Shane Company...only 1200 more dollars to go.lol , you got me beat , i still owe them biatches $1300
thepolecat
02-09-2008, 09:31 PM
i feel the pain- but hey, i still have the car and she has learned to live with this car problem
Firefightin_tC
02-09-2008, 09:32 PM
lol , you got me beat , i still owe them biatches $1300
Yeah, I pulled together 700 bucks in two months to get it from 2000 to 1300...
Scotsman
02-09-2008, 09:40 PM
i gotta use my refund to clear out mine
amberghini
02-09-2008, 09:44 PM
Wow, really? My bf is buying a gun and there's no ring on my finger. Someone is f'n whipped.
Dracc
02-09-2008, 09:52 PM
:no:
You are a grown ass man.
You have one mother and it's not your girl.
She has no ring on her finger and neither do you.
You're not married.
:rolleyes:
Stand your ground while you can because this is where it starts..Little things
like this....
REPS for da TR00F
Nittanys1
02-09-2008, 09:59 PM
lol your whipped!!!
Nittanys1
02-09-2008, 10:00 PM
+ reps for being whipped!!!
ahmonrah
02-09-2008, 10:20 PM
2 guns(currently, have bought and sold more), no ring, no kids..she demands, i smirk..many years together and i'm still an azz....
Nittanys1
02-09-2008, 10:25 PM
ohh and if you care you can buy my gun from me...i wont tell her :D
redrumracer
02-09-2008, 10:31 PM
damn........... thats all just damn........
or
you shouldve told her that you were buying to protect the family ???
Dracc
02-09-2008, 10:31 PM
tell the truth.. she has your balls in her purse?
ahmonrah
02-09-2008, 10:38 PM
ohh and if you care you can buy my gun from me...i wont tell her :D**** i'll buy it AND TELL HER!! hold on....your talking to the PWNERED DUDE......
my girl trips over the fact that i want to buy a vepr .308...
her: "why the hell do you NEED a sniper rifle??!!"
me: "why do you NEED to keep buying from amazon.com?"
http://www.robarm.com/images/Super_w_Vomz_copy.jpg
i dont know why i want it, but i do.....
ahmonrah
02-09-2008, 10:39 PM
tell the truth.. she has your balls in her purse?next to the check book?
Nittanys1
02-09-2008, 10:40 PM
if u dont know y u want it i personally wouldnt get it...
Dracc
02-09-2008, 10:41 PM
next to the check book?
naw other side... next to the tampoon
ahmonrah
02-09-2008, 10:46 PM
if u dont know y u want it i personally wouldnt get it...nah... i know WHY i want it. just not why i wanted it so much....
http://www.gunsnet.net/album/data//500/4856308Vepr.JPG
...the ukraine has a special, buy 5, get......
http://bp0.blogger.com/_CVOr0TtSP9k/RdepXNpTHQI/AAAAAAAABFo/AguIze8mYaY/s400/7.jpg
also:goodjob:
ahmonrah
02-09-2008, 10:48 PM
naw other side... next to the tampoon
hmm...let's ask him.
kouki??
Nittanys1
02-09-2008, 10:52 PM
well r u wanting to use it on someONE?
81911SC
02-09-2008, 10:55 PM
**** i'll buy it AND TELL HER!! hold on....your talking to the PWNERED DUDE......
my girl trips over the fact that i want to buy a vepr .308...
her: "why the hell do you NEED a sniper rifle??!!"
me: "why do you NEED to keep buying from amazon.com?"
http://www.robarm.com/images/Super_w_Vomz_copy.jpg
i dont know why i want it, but i do.....
noboltactionnocare.jpg
ahmonrah
02-09-2008, 10:55 PM
i just happen to like weapons, and will collect them, like most people here.
i might want to take a crack at hunting....
Slow Motion
02-10-2008, 03:29 AM
Look whats waiting for you at home koukis14...:goodjob: :goodjob:
koukis14
02-10-2008, 11:00 AM
The story was meant to be funny. We have been together for almost 4 years now and I kinda want to get married. She has given me a lot and puts up with my **** over and over again. I guess that is what happens when you respect your girlfriend.
1000cckiller
02-10-2008, 11:10 AM
:no:
You are a grown ass man.
You have one mother and it's not your girl.
She has no ring on her finger and neither do you.
You're not married.
:rolleyes:
Stand your ground while you can because this is where it starts..Little things
like this....x3 true story
BTLFED
02-10-2008, 11:16 AM
LOL @ this thread.
BobbyFresco
02-10-2008, 11:19 AM
The story was meant to be funny. We have been together for almost 4 years now and I kinda want to get married. She has given me a lot and puts up with my **** over and over again. I guess that is what happens when you respect your girlfriend.
I'm not trying to be a dik BUT why post something if you're not
ready for the responses that come along with posting on
a public forum?
Secondly, you can't "kinda want to get married".
You either DO or you DON'T...
There should be no dubt in your mind that you do....
People that kind of want to get married end up getting kind of divorced a year or two later....
And lastly, the situation at hand has nothing to do with you respecting your gf....
It's obvious that she calls the shots and more so obvious that you enjoy being told what to do..
To each their own....:goodjob:
1000cckiller
02-10-2008, 11:33 AM
I'm not trying to be a dik BUT why post something if you're not
ready for the responses that come along with posting on
a public forum?
Secondly, you can't "kinda want to get married".
You either DO or you DON'T...
There should be no dubt in your mind that you do....
People that kind of want to get married end up getting kind of divorced a year or two later....
And lastly, the situation at hand has nothing to do with you respecting your gf....
It's obvious that she calls the shots and more so obvious that you enjoy being told what to do..
To each their own....:goodjob: x3 again,lolz
Echonova
02-10-2008, 11:39 AM
Secondly, you can't "kinda want to get married".
You either DO or you DON'T...
Not true, he may not want to marry her, but she has told him he does. Makes it a "kinda" since he does everything else she tells him to do.
LOLOLOLOLOLMAO
http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o90/jitsuphil/whipped.jpg
BobbyFresco
02-10-2008, 11:41 AM
Not true, he may not want to marry her, but she has told him he does. Makes it a "kinda" since he does everything else she tells him to do.
LOLOLOLOLOLMAO
http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o90/jitsuphil/whipped.jpg
OH SHYT.....LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL..
Reps if I can....I'm still fuking laughing....
ahmonrah
02-10-2008, 12:52 PM
The story was meant to be funny. We have been together for almost 4 years now and I kinda want to get married. She has given me a lot and puts up with my **** over and over again. I guess that is what happens when you respect your girlfriend.
I'm not trying to be a dik BUT why post something if you're not
ready for the responses that come along with posting on
a public forum?
Secondly, you can't "kinda want to get married".
You either DO or you DON'T...
There should be no dubt in your mind that you do....
People that kind of want to get married end up getting kind of divorced a year or two later....
And lastly, the situation at hand has nothing to do with you respecting your gf....
It's obvious that she calls the shots and more so obvious that you enjoy being told what to do..
To each their own....:goodjob:
CHUCH!!!
Slow Motion
02-10-2008, 01:36 PM
FLAME ON!!!
Scrappy
02-10-2008, 01:50 PM
I'm not trying to be a dik BUT why post something if you're not
ready for the responses that come along with posting on
a public forum?
Secondly, you can't "kinda want to get married".
You either DO or you DON'T...
There should be no dubt in your mind that you do....
People that kind of want to get married end up getting kind of divorced a year or two later....
And lastly, the situation at hand has nothing to do with you respecting your gf....
It's obvious that she calls the shots and more so obvious that you enjoy being told what to do..
To each their own....:goodjob:
:goodjob::goodjob: so true
koukis14
02-10-2008, 02:04 PM
Not true, he may not want to marry her, but she has told him he does. Makes it a "kinda" since he does everything else she tells him to do.
LOLOLOLOLOLMAO
http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o90/jitsuphil/whipped.jpg
HAHAHA
koukis14
02-10-2008, 02:12 PM
I'm not trying to be a dik BUT why post something if you're not
ready for the responses that come along with posting on
a public forum?
Secondly, you can't "kinda want to get married".
You either DO or you DON'T...
There should be no dubt in your mind that you do....
People that kind of want to get married end up getting kind of divorced a year or two later....
And lastly, the situation at hand has nothing to do with you respecting your gf....
It's obvious that she calls the shots and more so obvious that you enjoy being told what to do..
To each their own....:goodjob:
Who the hell said I was not ready, I don't give a **** what these people say or think about me. You make good points but like I said it was a funny story and thought some people would find it funny. You are reading too much into it because you most likely have no real life. For your information our relationship is fair and no one of us has more authority than the other. Sometimes she needs to say **** like this to me to keep me from spending money on **** I don't need. As for the last part of your post goes I hope you don't go around spouting your mouth off like that to peoples faces.
Scrappy
02-10-2008, 02:26 PM
hey hey hey calm it down. i found the story funny but at the same time being female... in shock i could get away with that!!!!! lmao
Echonova
02-10-2008, 02:36 PM
in shock i could get away with that!!!!! lmaoUmmm... I'm not sure how to tell you this.
You have a Vagina. You can get away with damn near anything.
BobbyFresco
02-10-2008, 02:36 PM
Who the hell said I was not ready, I don't give a **** what these people say or think about me. You make good points but like I said it was a funny story and thought some people would find it funny. You are reading too much into it because you most likely have no real life. For your information our relationship is fair and no one of us has more authority than the other. Sometimes she needs to say **** like this to me to keep me from spending money on **** I don't need. As for the last part of your post goes I hope you don't go around spouting your mouth off like that to peoples faces.
LOL.....
I started off trying to be nice given the situation but you had to get all feminine like and now your tampon string is showing so here goes:
You post YOUR business on a PUBLIC forum and now you want to get mad because I posted MY opinions based on the information given.....
Let me tell you how you're coming off: Real defensive, like someone who gets put in their place all the time by their female and now that I call you out on it
(and I'm not the only one who has) you want to grow a set and e-buck on me.....
Where was all that testicular fortitude when your girl yanked your chain and told you to get your bytch ass home?
If it was truly a situation where she was attempting to keep you from spending money on frivolous shyt, then I'm sure you would have said that.
You sir, and I use that word very loosely, stated that she made mention that you had better NOT BUY A GUN WHEN SHE DOESN'T HAVE A RING and not that YOU GUYS COULDN'T AFFORD IT OR THAT IT WOULD BE A SILLY EXPENSE.....
Coming in here with lame ass insults...." You have no life":gay:
AND as far as spouting off at ppl, I have ZERO problem doing that whether it be on here or on the street and I more specifically wouldn't have an issue telling you that your girl has no respect for you. Point Blank, and even Stevey Wonder would be able to see that.
Now get your ass back in the kitchen and make those brownies you know I like before I tell your gf that you're making an ass out of yourself online without her permission.:goodjob:
Do what works for you.. I guarantee half of the responses aren't coming from people who have been in a relationship for 4 years. Compromise does not equal whipped, wish more people understood that.
Echonova
02-10-2008, 02:41 PM
I guarantee half of the responses aren't coming from people who have been in a relationship for 4 years. Wrong
Compromise does not equal whipped, wish more people understood that. Not wrong.
BobbyFresco
02-10-2008, 02:44 PM
Not wrong.
I agree but there was no mention of compromise in that origiinal post....
Just someone telling the other what to do....
By the way Echo, I love your mufukin reps pics....:boobies:
Scrappy
02-10-2008, 02:45 PM
Do what works for you.. I guarantee half of the responses aren't coming from people who have been in a relationship for 4 years. Compromise does not equal whipped, wish more people understood that.
:yes: i love tony... he tha man!
koukis14
02-10-2008, 05:44 PM
LOL.....
I started off trying to be nice given the situation but you had to get all feminine like and now your tampon string is showing so here goes:
You post YOUR business on a PUBLIC forum and now you want to get mad because I posted MY opinions based on the information given.....
Let me tell you how you're coming off: Real defensive, like someone who gets put in their place all the time by their female and now that I call you out on it
(and I'm not the only one who has) you want to grow a set and e-buck on me.....
Where was all that testicular fortitude when your girl yanked your chain and told you to get your bytch ass home?
If it was truly a situation where she was attempting to keep you from spending money on frivolous shyt, then I'm sure you would have said that.
You sir, and I use that word very loosely, stated that she made mention that you had better NOT BUY A GUN WHEN SHE DOESN'T HAVE A RING and not that YOU GUYS COULDN'T AFFORD IT OR THAT IT WOULD BE A SILLY EXPENSE.....
Coming in here with lame ass insults...." You have no life":gay:
AND as far as spouting off at ppl, I have ZERO problem doing that whether it be on here or on the street and I more specifically wouldn't have an issue telling you that your girl has no respect for you. Point Blank, and even Stevey Wonder would be able to see that.
Now get your ass back in the kitchen and make those brownies you know I like before I tell your gf that you're making an ass out of yourself online without her permission.:goodjob:
Did you read what I wrote? You are reading too much into this. Get a life. You just wrote 4 paragraphs of bull**** on an automotive forum. Your only making an ass out of yourself. I expected morons to say I was whipped when I posted it but I did not expect some douche nozzle to inform me of details about my personal life after reading one little story and having never met or talked to me before. I would think with your apparent abilities of knowing everything you would be rich. If you would like to meet me somewhere and tell me something "point blank" send me a PM.
BobbyFresco
02-10-2008, 05:50 PM
Did you read what I wrote? You are reading too much into this. Get a life. You just wrote 4 paragraphs of bull**** on an automotive forum. Your only making an ass out of yourself. I expected morons to say I was whipped when I posted it but I did not expect some douche nozzle to inform me of details about my personal life after reading one little story and having never met or talked to me before. I would think with your apparent abilities of knowing everything you would be rich. If you would like to meet me somewhere and tell me something "point blank" send me a PM.
STFU and quit whining, fag...
It's not a good look...
and if you were really about doing something, you'd send ME a pm, tough guy...
LOL @ you inviting yourself to an asswhooping you don't really want...:lmfao:
I'm not the one you should be trying to prove your manhood to.:gay:
Nemesis
02-10-2008, 05:52 PM
lmao pwn3d
imbosile
02-10-2008, 05:53 PM
hahah dude your whipped. take the ring back, buy a damn gun, and shoot yourself.
hahahahah
Wrong
The ability to know everyones relationship status through a forum is amazing, you'll have to share how that works out some time.
I said half, not all.
Echonova
02-10-2008, 05:54 PM
If you would like to meet me somewhere and tell me something "point blank" send me a PM.I wouldn't do that, we know at least one person at this get together wouldn't be packing.:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
LOL.... Sorry. Nuttin but love Kouki, nuttin but love.:yes:
koukis14
02-10-2008, 05:56 PM
I wouldn't do that, we know at least one person at this get together wouldn't be packing.:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
LOL.... Sorry. Nuttin but love Kouki, nuttin but love.:yes:
:doh: :D
Echonova
02-10-2008, 05:57 PM
The ability to know everyones relationship status through a forum is amazing, you'll have to share how that works out some time.
I said half, not all.LOL... It's a gift I have. But I'll be glad to share over a couple drinks... If you're buying.;)
koukis14
02-10-2008, 05:58 PM
LOL... It's a gift I have. But I'll be glad to share over a couple drinks... If you're buying.;)
I will share any of my secrets with anyone over some drinks if they are buying.
TheGodfather
02-10-2008, 10:13 PM
You are puzzy and biatch.
I don't know if I had any respect for you before, but now I have negative.
Maniac1
02-10-2008, 10:13 PM
Notes?
Echonova
02-10-2008, 10:23 PM
B*tch-made recieved a call from his b*tch. She b*tched him out for being a b*tch and told him to come home. He tucked weiner and b*tched up and did as he was told, like a good b*tch. Then we b*tched at him for his act of vagina-ness. Then Stunt-all-day was b*tching about him being a b*tch. Hilarity ensued.
Maniac1
02-10-2008, 10:26 PM
B*tch-made recieved a call from his b*tch. She b*tched him out for being a b*tch and told him to come home. He tucked weiner and b*tched up and did as he was told, like a good b*tch. Then we b*tched at him for his act of vagina-ness. Then Stunt-all-day was b*tching about him being a b*tch. Hilarity ensued.LOL, all you had to say was "nothing much, just someone being a b!tch."
On the real though, thats kinda fucked up. Having a female treat you like that and taking it? I'd talk to with a serious face and be like "either you chill out with all these rules, or im walking out." I'd be smokin a cigarette while doing it, then flick it and walk away.
edit; fuked up a word. LOL
ahmonrah
02-10-2008, 10:31 PM
Notes?correction........BTLFED-NOTES, get it right. lol!
koukis14
02-10-2008, 11:10 PM
I'd be smoke a cigarette while doing it, then flick it and walk away.
HAHAHA reps if I can
koukis14
02-10-2008, 11:11 PM
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Maniac© again
couldnt
Maniac1
02-10-2008, 11:13 PM
HAHAHA reps if I canLOL W3RD, thats how I do. :D
BTLFED
02-11-2008, 04:51 PM
correction........BTLFED-NOTES, get it right. lol!
Damn right! :lmfao:
cakein ass mofo! what frosting did u use on that lol
koukis14
02-11-2008, 11:55 PM
cakein ass mofo! what frosting did u use on that lol
Lets try that again in English.
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