So I'm gonna get my ass kicked on a Friday.

[HvyArms]

Damn*t man, the fux was I thinking?

I just told my friends wife, that he introduced himself to her because I bet him lunch that he couldnt get her number.

I thought she already knew, she pretended that she knew the story and played along. NOW, she's upset. Now I gotta box with a 32 yr old Rasta.

She tricked me

[Sammich]

LMFAO pics before and after...an amount of +13 reps will be rewarded

[EJ6]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[Leadfoot_mf]

owned

[HvyArms]

what tha bloodclot

[Tracy]

I don't get it :???:

[GuessWho]

women...
You should have to box her...

[LiL PaKi]

lol! nice going

[mocha latte cupcake]

sigh heavy lips what were you thinkin?!?!?!? don't even believe or tell any woman anything! you KNOW they are just going to get you introuble bwhahahaha

[HvyArms]

LOL @ Tracy not getting it.

[Sammich]

lol @ heavy lips

PS...PBS calls BS on the pic

[HvyArms]

in a way, i didnt think it was a big deal. its kinda funny in retrospect, after all, they're married sheesh.

now she feels what, that he wasn't motivated by her beauty? that he met her only cuz he was hungry??

[HvyArms]

lol @ heavy lips

PS...PBS calls BS on the pic

I'm black. I KEEP TELLING YOU THIS!!!

[Tracy]

Oh I get it now. LOL. Does he wear a loin cloth and shoes? If not, he's not a rasta.

[HvyArms]

Oh I get it now. LOL. Does he wear a loin cloth and shoes? If not, he's not a rasta.


A loin cloth and shoes? What ARE you talking about?

[Tracy]

A loin cloth and shoes? What ARE you talking about? I meant a loin cloth and NO shoes....my bad.

[HvyArms]

Whats that got to do with Rastafarianism...yeah I wrote that.

[Sammich]

I'm black. I KEEP TELLING YOU THIS!!!

i'm black..i keep forgetting your black

[Tracy]

Whats that got to do with Rastafarianism...yeah I wrote that.

It has to do with real rastas don't wear shoes or clothes....GAWD! Babylonians are corrupt!!!!!!! DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING?

He's probably an impostafarian!!!

[HvyArms]

IMPOSTAFARIAN LOLOLOL oh sh*t

Im gonna tell him that if I win the fight

[HvyArms]

Anyone see that news report, on those guys who "borrowed" the G35 from the dealership they were working at?

[Tracy]

IMPOSTAFARIAN LOLOLOL oh sh*t

Im gonna tell him that if I win the fightTell him he is a Babylonian Impostafarian. That will piss him off good!

[Crazy Asian]

failure is not an option unless your faiulurearms

[Sammich]

failure is not an option unless your faiulurearms

learn to spell u Fail_Asian

[Crazy Asian]

STFU IM EATING WOMAN!!

[Sammich]

can i have some?

[HvyArms]

Babylonian Impostafarian, where did you even get that from

[Crazy Asian]

can i have some?

go get your own. LOL ~chucks remaining wing which is 1~

[HvyArms]

....So anyway, the dudes borrow the G35 for the night. Go drifting in the parking lot adjacent to a police station...video tape it and put it on YouTube. They lost their jobs and got tickets. Eejits

[Sammich]

lol @ azns

[Tracy]

Babylonian Impostafarian, where did you even get that fromI made it up. For real....Rastafari is a religious movement that began in Jamaica. They believe that they should live as their African ancestors live. They reject modern society, also known a Babylon. Therefore, a real Rasta doesn't wear clothes or shoes. Being a Rastafari isn't about having nice dreads and smoking weed, contrary to popular belief. You may ask how I know this. I have some Jamaican friends and had a recent 10 day trip to Jamaica. Rasatafari in Jamaica wear loin cloths.

Here. Educate your self since you brought up the word Rasta :)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rastafari_movement

[HvyArms]

Here. Educate your self since you blah blah bluh.

I know about Rastas woman, but I didn't know that they didnt believe in wearing shoes and clothes. That's news to me. But yes, I know about the religion. He's not a Rastafarian, he's a Rasta. A rasta, is a dude who just has dreads and smokes weed, and talks with a Jamaican accent every now and then. Walks around saying bumbleclod, and bloodclot, and whatthagwan. So he's a wanna be, and THAT...is why Im gonna beat his arse

[Tracy]

Here. Educate your self since you blah blah bluh.

I know about Rastas woman, but I didn't know that they didnt believe in wearing shoes and clothes. That's news to me. But yes, I know about the religion. He's not a Rastafarian, he's a Rasta. A rasta, is a dude who just has dreads and smokes weed, and talks with a Jamaican accent every now and then. Walks around saying bumbleclod, and bloodclot, and whatthagwan. So he's a wanna be, and THAT...is why Im gonna beat his arse

Well now you do! Rasta is short for Rastafarian. What you described is an IMPOSTAFARIN! Like I already said. So kick his ass for being an imposta.

P.S. Don't get smart with me or else you'll have your ass kicked by a girl instead of an imposta.

[MistaCee]

It has to do with real rastas don't wear shoes or clothes....GAWD! Babylonians are corrupt!!!!!!! DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING?

He's probably an impostafarian!!!

LMFAO QFT hes prob just a bobo dread

[HvyArms]

P.S. Don't get smart with me or else you'll have your ass licked by a girl instead of an imposta.

Mmm, that's okay. But thanks anyway.

I KNOW Rasta is short for RASTAFARIAN. Rasta means to me, what Impostafarian means to you.

I know you just had your 42nd BDay and all, but I'm not afraid to fight you.

[Tracy]

Mmm, that's okay. But thanks anyway.

I KNOW Rasta is short for RASTAFARIAN. Rasta means to me, what Impostafarian means to you.

I know you just had your 42nd BDay and all, but I'm not afraid to fight you.

43rd and it's NEXT Friday! So, let's meet up at Piedmont Park. You want to go gloves or bare knuckle?

[Reaper]

Mmm, that's okay. But thanks anyway.

I KNOW Rasta is short for RASTAFARIAN. Rasta means to me, what Impostafarian means to you.

I know you just had your 42nd BDay and all, but I'm not afraid to fight you.

umm

[HvyArms]

you either

[Magnus213]

Why does it bother her so much to find out how it happened? It's like people who find out that they were "accident" babies, who cares? You're still alive, she's still married.

[HvyArms]

cuz he doesnt love her, he just wanted the free burger

[Bruce Leroy]

I meant a loin cloth and NO shoes....my bad.

OH SNAP... Another person who knows that 99% of people that claim rastafari in america are FAKE!!!!


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