ATTN IA: VERY IMPORTANT NEWS!

[TheGodfather]

My bowels just moved for the first time in 5 days.

Discuss.

[Alan®]

My bowels just moved for the first time in 5 days.

Discuss.
congratulations mine moved yesterday for the first time in a week.

[mushroom_toy]

Good job! Theres nothing like a relaxing crap.

[SE-Rious1]

My bowels just moved for the first time in 5 days.

Discuss.
well keep the penis out and you can make more..lol j/k
yeah i gave birth to a demon child lastnight after not going for like 4 days

[TheGodfather]

Yeah it was easily the best part of my night.

It felt like those shampoo commercials with everyone moaning, except not as good as sex, but very very close.

[sogood]

L :toilet: L

[3.5altman]

^^he he thats funny!

[TheGodfather]

There was some red mixed it in though.

Damn, should have taken a pic.

[sogood]

There was some red mixed it in though.

Damn, should have taken a pic.

Do it again and report back.

[TheGodfather]

Do it again and report back.

Dude, I don't have to go again.

Too soon.

I fear it will be another long 5 days. :(

[3.5altman]

some red.....oh no

[sogood]

Dude, I don't have to go again.

Too soon.

I fear it will be another long 5 days. :(

**** you then skank.

Go drive your bitchmobile into that slutty old Florida ocean.

[GuessWho]

Your sig says it all...

[TheGodfather]

**** you then skank.

Go drive your bitchmobile into that slutty old Florida ocean.

**** YOU AND THE WHOLE STATE OF GEORGIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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[sogood]

**** YOU AND THE WHOLE STATE OF GEORGIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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dude word on that.

BUT YOUR CAR'S STILL A FLAMING PIECE OF SLUTTY **** YOU COCKCODDLER.

[TheGodfather]

Your sig says it all...

Yeah I know right.

[sogood]

Yeah I know right.

LOL! Well played.

[TheGodfather]

LOL! Well played.

Thank you sir.

:bannana:


Maybe he should call you for a nightcap?

[sogood]

Thank you sir.

:bannana:


Maybe he should call you for a nightcap?

Only if he has deep pockets.

**** ain't cheap, son.

:gay:

[TheGodfather]

Only if he has deep pockets.

**** ain't cheap, son.

:gay:

:love:

[sogood]

:love:

OMGPLEASE :nautjerk:

[TheGodfather]

Wow this thread went from erotic to homoerotic very quickly.

[sogood]

Wow this thread went from erotic to homoerotic very quickly.

You tend to do that to threads with your overly flaming homosexuality :chuckles:

[TheGodfather]

You tend to do that to threads with your overly flaming homosexuality :chuckles:

Dude I'm going to rape you.

[sogood]

Dude I'm going to rape you.

Point proven, thanksss.

Btw, I just forwarded your message to your local authorities, along with mine. Don't drop the soap *****.

[TheGodfather]

Point proven, thanksss.

Btw, I just forwarded your message to your local authorities, along with mine. Don't drop the soap *****.

Dude, party foul times 1 million.

[GuessWho]

Wow this thread went from erotic to homoerotic very quickly.

Yeah i know right...

[TheGodfather]

Yeah i know right...


Oh I see what you did there. Taking what I said about my sig after your comment, then using it again within the thread.

You are one smart cookie.

[Elbow]

Oh no

[hondachik]

My bowels just moved for the first time in 5 days.

Discuss.

pics or it didn't happen...

[Dr.G35]

this thread is ****ing hilarious

[TheGodfather]

pics or it didn't happen...

Sh!t (hahah I said the poo word) I should have taken pics, it was brown and red and smelled like death.

But it fealt like victory.

[hondachik]

Sh!t (hahah I said the poo word) I should have taken pics, it was brown and red and smelled like death.

But it fealt like victory.

so then...it didn't happen :no:

I need proof next time sir.:goodjob:

[R3RUN]

Dude, wtf. I though I smelled somethin terrible last night, **** stunk up half of Tampa.

[TheGodfather]

so then...it didn't happen :no:

I need proof next time sir.:goodjob:

Damn :(


And yeah R3, sorry bout that man. When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.

[ironchef]

Your sig makes me LIRL pretty hard.

[TheGodfather]

Your sig makes me LIRL pretty hard.

Thank you! :goodjob:

[Tech5]

Done Blown out your O Rings LOL

[coolcat]

BEST THREAD EVER.

MATT, YOU F*CKING WIN.

[TheGodfather]

BEST THREAD EVER.

MATT, YOU F*CKING WIN.

Hahahah, thanks Jozef.

[ahmonrah]

My bowels just moved for the first time in 5 days.

Discuss.
keep it one way (exit) only, and you'll be a little more regular......

[Tech5]

EVERYONE CHECK THIS OUT LOL
http://www.toxicjunction.com/get.asp?i=V2190
just watch it takes a min

[Tech5]

At the start of English class, the teacher asked the students to use the word, definitely, in a sentence.

Little Timmy raised his hand. The teacher pointed and said, “Yes, Timmy, can you use the word definitely in a sentence?”

Little Timmy stood and said, “The grass is definitely green.”

The teacher shook her head and replied, “No Timmy, sometimes the sun is so hot, it browns the grass, so the grass is not definitely green.”

Little Susie raised her hand and said, “The sky is definitely blue.”

“No Susie, sometimes there are clouds in the sky. So the sky is not definitely blue,” the teacher stated.

Little Johnny raised his hand.

“Yes, Johnny, can you use the word definitely in a sentence?”

“Um, well … when you break wind, does it have chunks in it?” Johnny asked as he squirmed in his seat.

“No,” the teacher replied.

Little Johnny stood and said, “Then may I be excused, because I have definitely just Shlt on myself.”

[Tech5]

All the Info yall need is right here lololol.......
http://www.poopprank.com/poop/index.htm

[TheGodfather]

Ahmonrah, not sure what you mean?

But Josh, thanks for the info and laughs. Good stuff. :goodjob: