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bigdare23
02-04-2008, 03:58 PM
So I ordered something from ebay, and it was delivered today. So I remove all the tape and and open the box. WTF do I see?!? A DAMN BLACK WIDOW :eek: chilling in the corner of the box. I was like "WHAT THE HELL?!?" Since it was in the corner I couldn't get a good swing at it with the good ol' flip flop, so my dumb ass decided to slowly drag the box across my apt to the door. Well in the process the ***** jumped out of the damn box. The problem with that was I have a big ass black rug on the floor :lmfao: . It took me about 10mins to find that damn spider. :lmfao: Luckly I did!


moral of the story

flipflop>>>black widow

MistaCee
02-04-2008, 04:03 PM
Damn man close call! One of the things I hate about the south is the black widow:cry:

mocha latte cupcake
02-04-2008, 04:08 PM
DAMN! Ebay's gettin dangerous! thats crazy man! i'd invest in some Geothermal Spider tracking blackanese sunglasses and spot them fools quicker! coulda been 1 dare less in the world today... see.... JDM IS DANGEROUS! glad you're ok buddy lol

bigdare23
02-04-2008, 04:11 PM
LOL@PUREjdm


yeah, I almost lost my life inquest for more JDM parts LOL

ATK_Designs
02-04-2008, 04:11 PM
^lmao wtf did pure jdm just say?

Barefoot
02-04-2008, 04:45 PM
good job

Dr.G35
02-04-2008, 05:33 PM
wow sounds like your ordered something with protection. maybe the spider was put in there just in case dhl or ups decided to open the box and take something. maybe the spider WAS the insurance sneaky little devils :ninja: ma

BuBBa DRiFT
02-04-2008, 07:11 PM
lmao at black widow security

BTLFED
02-04-2008, 07:18 PM
Hahahahha WTF Dare! :lmfao:

Papa_Smurf
02-04-2008, 07:20 PM
lol so did u give him positive or negative feedback?

lolol

Hulud
02-04-2008, 07:38 PM
Suck my white ass ball!

mad3nch1na
02-04-2008, 08:58 PM
dude if you were any smart you would of let it bit you, then you could sue them

plus black widows can't really kill you unless you are not at a hospital and alergic to them.

bigdare23
02-04-2008, 10:47 PM
dude if you were any smart you would of let it bit you, then you could sue them

plus black widows can't really kill you unless you are not at a hospital and alergic to them.


You must be a badass SOB if you would let a black widow bite you.

bigdare23
02-04-2008, 10:47 PM
Suck my white ass ball!


:thinking:


I would rather not! :tongue1:

SE-Rious1
02-04-2008, 10:49 PM
nooo u killed dracc

#1Beaver
02-04-2008, 10:50 PM
lol at these comments

bigdare23
02-04-2008, 10:50 PM
LOL

Tech5
02-04-2008, 10:52 PM
your lucky as hell man, matter fact we was just talking about this the other day ,that the black wido spider can harm you , man that **** can kill

dustin
02-04-2008, 10:52 PM
thats messed up! should have got the insurance lol

bigdare23
02-04-2008, 10:55 PM
thats messed up! should have got the insurance lol


**** that, I was about to be using my health insurance :lmfao:

_Christian_
02-04-2008, 11:22 PM
say there was a black widow in his feedback

Scotsman
02-04-2008, 11:30 PM
lmao D , thanx for droppin off the harnesses