SicStang03
02-01-2008, 10:20 PM
A Short Love Story
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....He in the upper bunk and
she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach
into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea", she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married".
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own ****in blanket."
After a moment of silence, he farted.
The End
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....He in the upper bunk and
she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach
into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea", she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married".
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own ****in blanket."
After a moment of silence, he farted.
The End