Brett
02-01-2008, 10:16 AM
Pennsylvania State Trooper
Two men were driving through Pennsylvania when they got pulled over
by a State Trooper. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his
nightstick. The driver rolled down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacked him in the head with his nightstick.
"What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.
"You're in Pennsylvania, son," the trooper answered. "When we pull
you over in Pennsylvania, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car."
"I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm from New York and
didn't know your laws here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the guy his license back.
The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the
window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK," the trooper
smacks him on the head with the nightstick.
"What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands.
"Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper.
"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.
"I know you New Yorkers ," the trooper says, "two miles down the
road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that *******
would've tried that **** with me!"
Two men were driving through Pennsylvania when they got pulled over
by a State Trooper. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his
nightstick. The driver rolled down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacked him in the head with his nightstick.
"What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.
"You're in Pennsylvania, son," the trooper answered. "When we pull
you over in Pennsylvania, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car."
"I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm from New York and
didn't know your laws here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the guy his license back.
The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the
window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK," the trooper
smacks him on the head with the nightstick.
"What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands.
"Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper.
"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.
"I know you New Yorkers ," the trooper says, "two miles down the
road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that *******
would've tried that **** with me!"