funny facts

[sakasaku]

FACTS




A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy)



(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.


('Honey, I'm home. What the...?!')

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)



Some lions mate over 50 times a day.



(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)



The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.



(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)




Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that )

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

[EmminoDaGreat]

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[MistaCee]

I wanna be a pig. Can you imagine 30 min of nutting?!?

You'd look like your having a seizure

[quickdodge®]

FACTS




A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy)



(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.


('Honey, I'm home. What the...?!')

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)



Some lions mate over 50 times a day.



(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)



The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.



(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)




Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that )

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/quickdodge/pigsfly.jpg

Later, QD.

[DieselNuts]

I wanna be a pig. Can you imagine 30 min of nutting?!?

You'd look like your having a seizure

I dunno man....you would probably pass out. I'd like to try it at least once though...

[MistaCee]

^^ Yea instead of sleep after sex you'd be ina coma

[81911SC]

FACTS




A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy)



(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.


('Honey, I'm home. What the...?!')

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)



Some lions mate over 50 times a day.



(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)



The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.



(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)




Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that )

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)


Will you just fuccking leave IA? Seriously.

[sakasaku]

will u go fall in a hole and die?

[DieselNuts]

^^ Yea instead of sleep after sex you'd be ina coma
lirl, no doubt!

[Kelly]

Dude please never use the pink and purple colors ever again...

[isa2o3]

Dude please never use the pink and purple colors ever again...

haha:lmfao:. what a f*g.

[allmotoronly]

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[81911SC]

will u go fall in a hole and die?
How about you search before you make a thread?
Hell, look on the front ****ing page of the WL.
Jesus Christ, I see how you fit in with half the "squad" being dumb as fuccking cactus's fat ass.

[Killer]

^^ Yea instead of sleep after sex you'd be ina coma


only reason i lauged at while viewing this thread... reps to you!

[quickdodge®]

, I see how you fit in with half the "squad" being dumb as fuccking cactus's fat ass.

Wrong squad, homeboy. EF is the respectable group. Later, QD.

[81911SC]

Wrong squad, homeboy. EF is the respectable group. Later, QD.
Too much Honda shiet for me.

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

EF Squad fo lyfe, y0 y0 !

don't b hatn, QD

[quickdodge®]

EF Squad fo lyfe, y0 y0 !

don't b hatn, QD

How am I hatin? I corrected him when he was clowning on EF. I'm an honorary member of EF. Later, QD.

[buffdaddy18]

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