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Maniac1
01-29-2008, 06:27 PM
Here are a few interesting facts. I thought it would be nice of me to help a few of you to gain another brain cell. :)



1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it)



2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it)



3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

(In my next life I want to be a pig)

(How'd they figure this out, and why?)



4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Still can't get over that pig thing)

(Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)



5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

(And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)



6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmmmmm........)



7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

(If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)



8. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of...?)

(Did taxpayers pay for this research??)



9. Polar bears are left handed.

(Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, did they ask them?)



10. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)



11. The flea can jump 350 times its body length.

It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes...can you imagine?? And why pigs?)



12. A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.

(Creepy)



13. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home. What the....)

(Well, at least pigs get a break there...)



14. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(In my next life I still want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)



15. Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Oh, Geez) (That's almost as bad as catfish)



16. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

(I know some people like that.)



17. Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that too.)


Interesting Facts II

1. Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

2. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

3. The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.

4. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

5. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

6. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

7. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.

8. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

9. The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

10. A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.

11. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.

12. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

13. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

14. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

15. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

16. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

17. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

18. Marilyn Monroe had six toes. (rumor)

19. All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.

20. Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

21. Pearls melt in vinegar.

22. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

23. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

24. It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

25. A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why. (Or does it? http://www.acoustics.salford.ac.uk/acoustics_world/duck/duck.htm)

26. The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.

27. Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word 'criminal.' The second was William Jefferson Clinton.

28. Turtles can breathe through their butts.

29. Butterflies taste with their feet.

30. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

31. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.

32. On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

33. Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

34. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

35. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

36. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

37. It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow. (or can you? http://www.uvm.edu/~dfisher1/random/elbow.jpg http://www.uvm.edu/~dfisher1/random/elbow2.jpg)

38. The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

39. A snail can sleep for three years.

40. No word in the English language rhymes with 'MONTH.'

41. Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

42. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. SCARY!!!

43. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

44. All polar bears are left handed.

45. In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,

including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

46. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

47. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

48. 'Go', is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

49. If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

50. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

51. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

52. Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.

On_Her_Face
01-29-2008, 06:31 PM
repost.

Maniac1
01-29-2008, 06:32 PM
I wish I'd give a damn, if not I would really be upset right now.

On_Her_Face
01-29-2008, 06:35 PM
uhh ohh alex is a hardass now

btw william jefferson clinton is not his orginal name :goodjob:

Maniac1
01-29-2008, 06:37 PM
uhh ohh alex is a hardass now

btw william jefferson clinton is not his orginal name :goodjob:
34. Elephants/Billy's mom are the only animals that can't jump.

On_Her_Face
01-29-2008, 06:38 PM
34. Elephants/Billy's mom are the only animals that can't jump.

well hell if my mom can't jump i know yours can't

Evil Goat
01-29-2008, 06:40 PM
youre no longer allowed to use your email services

Maniac1
01-29-2008, 06:40 PM
well hell if my mom can't jump i know yours can'tLOL this one reminded me of you! (46. An ostrich's/billy's eye is bigger than its brain.)

EJ25RUN
01-29-2008, 06:41 PM
52. Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.

wow, i did not more than 2 sec later :thinking:

AnthonyF
01-29-2008, 06:42 PM
my head hurts from learning. lol

Maniac1
01-29-2008, 06:42 PM
52. Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.

wow, i did not more than 2 sec later :thinking:You won't, but people like LS2_KID will.

Maniac1
01-29-2008, 06:43 PM
my head hurts from learning. lolThats the first side effect.

allmotoronly
01-29-2008, 06:43 PM
wtf? I'm going to have to argue with the first #7. How exactly does a left handed person live less than a right handed person?

AnthonyF
01-29-2008, 06:44 PM
wtf? I'm going to have to argue with the first #7. How exactly does a left handed person live less than a right handed person?bc items arent as easy to work with left handed people so they get angry more often or frustrated.

Maniac1
01-29-2008, 06:45 PM
wtf? I'm going to have to argue with the first #7. How exactly does a left handed person live less than a right handed person?A left handed person would, because it gives itself less pleasure than a right handed person would. If you're left handed, just hit up LS2_KID's mom and she'll fix you right up.

On_Her_Face
01-29-2008, 06:45 PM
You won't, but people like LS2_KID will.

lie.

Maniac1
01-29-2008, 06:47 PM
lie.Thats what your mom said when she found out she was pregnant.

On_Her_Face
01-29-2008, 06:49 PM
you couldn't even understand english(or spanish) then so how would you know :thinking:

Maniac1
01-29-2008, 07:16 PM
I know IA has way more blockheads than the ones who have posted, so where the hell yall at?

On_Her_Face
01-29-2008, 07:18 PM
I know IA has way more blockheads than the ones who have posted, so where the hell yall at?

no this thread just blows

Maniac1
01-29-2008, 07:19 PM
no this thread just blowsThen it has something in common with your mom.

RISKYB
01-29-2008, 07:46 PM
who sat down long enough to figure all this out

On_Her_Face
01-29-2008, 07:48 PM
i know you got something better than yo mamma jokes

Maniac1
01-29-2008, 07:51 PM
who sat down long enough to figure all this outLol thats a good question.

CRXchic19
01-30-2008, 01:08 AM
nice one, Alex. I actually liked reading through all of it, though a lot of it ive heard before.



this one had me really interested in learning more about it though:

13. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

is it because of the initial spike in the glucose levels that it causes because of the sugars after the drop off period during the night? or am i way off?...hmmm...




...and yes, i tried to lick my elbow, and i did.

_Christian_
01-30-2008, 01:33 AM
wtf? I'm going to have to argue with the first #7. How exactly does a left handed person live less than a right handed person?
men are more likely to be left handed than women. men have a lower life expectancy. blacks are also more likely to be left handed than whites, again lower life expectancy. being left handed doesn't have a direct effect on how long you live, it just falls into place that way based on statistics.

Oz10
01-30-2008, 01:37 AM
damn i did try to lick my elbow. and I failed. what a loser.:headslap:

LS2ner
01-30-2008, 01:40 AM
who has the one about the spiders u eat in ur sleep?

3.5altman
01-30-2008, 02:37 AM
interesting thread

BuBBa DRiFT
01-30-2008, 02:42 AM
men are more likely to be left handed than women. men have a lower life expectancy. blacks are also more likely to be left handed than whites, again lower life expectancy. being left handed doesn't have a direct effect on how long you live, it just falls into place that way based on statistics.


IE: All left handed black men are gangsters and get shot in gang fights. Brings the whole damn average down dammit.

LEFT HAND POWA!

WE WILL RISE AGAIN!



also,

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Staggered6 again.

CRXchic19
01-30-2008, 11:31 AM
who has the one about the spiders u eat in ur sleep?

i think it was like 7? i dont know the time period though, i think it was in 1 persons lifetime. i know it was below 10...

thinkfast®
01-30-2008, 11:46 AM
THIS THREAD IS TRASH HOLMES, TRY AGAIN