you will never believe.....

[tatodotcom]

i was parked in my g/fs driveway last night and i had my t-tops off because i was only gonna be there for about an hour or so. she lives in a well lit neighborhood with hardly ne woods around. I come outside to go back home around 11 and i notice an awful smell in my z. I turn on the light to se black shit all over my car! It smelled so awful. I open my trunk to find a 3 foot oppasuem lying in the corner! there so ugly and have huge teeth. ne ways i spent about 3 hours trying to clean it and get rid of the smell, its funny now but sucked at the time.......hope ur night was better than mine
later

[99ITRGIRL]

wow! Sorry bout that. I would be pissed!

[Buford®]

So lemme get this straight.... You left your T's off, he fell from a tree, into your car, crawled all the way back to your hatch, laid there, and died?

[Buford®]

That's funny. But I do feel for you. That sucks ass. That's probably just as bad as leaving some frys just chilling in your car by accident.

[tatodotcom]

there was no tree around. he must have climbed up the hood,into my car took a shit on the seats, then crawled into my hatch. where he was still alive! we got a bat and knocked him out of the car where he ran into some bushes. i wanted to shoot him with a bb gun but my g/f wouldnt let me!

[D16Civic]

Damn, dont that suck

Hope the smell goes away

[Repost Squintz]

daaaamnnn owned by an oppossum

[svbproductions]

Kind of like that movie Harold and Kumar

[PSINXS]

OT(sorry):svb u wouldnt have anything to do with the Bruce Lee supra would you?

[fawk_you]

daaaamnnn owned by an oppossum

:lmfao: Dude, really- that sucks.

[Julio]

Shit is funny.. sucks.