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buffdaddy18
01-27-2008, 04:18 PM
We always hear "the rules" from the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!

Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE!


1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Football and NASCAR on Sundays . . . they're like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one . . . subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something . . . or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. And we have absolutely no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying , but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine . . . really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, NASCAR, fishing, hunting, golf or cars.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Leadfoot_mf
01-27-2008, 04:18 PM
repost

On_Her_Face
01-27-2008, 04:22 PM
repost

Leadfoot_mf
01-27-2008, 04:25 PM
repost

redrumracer
01-27-2008, 04:28 PM
repost of biblical proportions

On_Her_Face
01-27-2008, 04:29 PM
repost

redrumracer
01-27-2008, 04:31 PM
repost

On_Her_Face
01-27-2008, 04:35 PM
repost

redrumracer
01-27-2008, 04:37 PM
this whole thread is full of repost

Thighs
01-27-2008, 04:39 PM
repost. and your car isnt called an "elisa". its a tiburon.

On_Her_Face
01-27-2008, 04:43 PM
potroast?

Thighs
01-27-2008, 04:47 PM
buttered toast!

Benefit
01-27-2008, 04:47 PM
spagetti?

Thighs
01-27-2008, 04:52 PM
shoebox.

an0therh22
01-27-2008, 04:58 PM
my butt itches.

On_Her_Face
01-27-2008, 05:00 PM
^anal crabs

ironchef
01-27-2008, 05:02 PM
vaginas...

Maniac1
01-27-2008, 05:04 PM
...

an0therh22
01-27-2008, 05:05 PM
i guess he wasn't expecting his thread to turn out like this. lol

On_Her_Face
01-27-2008, 05:06 PM
...

what are you talking about?

redrumracer
01-27-2008, 05:08 PM
hmmmmmmmmm bump?? :)

Leadfoot_mf
01-27-2008, 05:28 PM
****ing rreeppoosstt

On_Her_Face
01-27-2008, 05:29 PM
****ing rreeppoosstt

buffdaddy18
01-27-2008, 10:13 PM
so was this a repost?

03RCode
01-27-2008, 11:15 PM
repost much?

On_Her_Face
01-27-2008, 11:28 PM
repost

Humphrizzle
01-27-2008, 11:51 PM
postre

JustinSane110™
01-28-2008, 01:21 AM
This thread would be f*cking awesome if he had beat the last guy that posted it.

buffdaddy18
01-28-2008, 08:08 AM
what a repost n00b