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BABY J
01-24-2008, 09:37 AM
Hmmm... how do I begin?

My horn has never worked in my 77 Civic Hatch. Neither have my wipers. The fuel level/engine temp gauge only illuminates when it wants to... but the speedo illuminates and works as advertised.

I am always driving and clicking on the horn button (bc it doesn't works) to the beat of whatever song I can find on the OEM AM radio. Yesterday some country song is playing --- and I am "click click click"ing the non-functional horn button to the beat of that song at a red light.

Suddenly out of NOWHERE the horn works. It took me a while to realize it's MY horn that I hear honking, I beeped (at the car ahead of me) 4 or 5 times before I realized that it was MY horn and I stopped. Well - she obv was not paying attention to the light (still red) and she looked in her rear-view as to say "thanx" to me and pulled out into the intersection. Light was STILL red!!! LMAO!!!

Mini-van swerves, she locks up her brakes and another car slammed on brakes as well. There was a good 10 seconds of cars swerving and smoke everywhere! HA HA

The horn hasn't worked since! HA HA

mocha latte cupcake
01-24-2008, 09:38 AM
bwhahahahahaha man! lol bwhahahah DUDE you were almost responsible for some maaaaaad mess lol oh well now she can't say you honked @ her b/c it doesn't work lol lol lol lol

Ran
01-24-2008, 09:38 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/Nismosis/holycrap.png <- Lady in intersection.

Sammich
01-24-2008, 09:38 AM
i LOL'd @ work

collins
01-24-2008, 09:41 AM
:lmfao: ata boy baby j

BABY J
01-24-2008, 09:43 AM
I just made the 1st turn that I could find to get outta there --- didn't care where it took me. LMAO!! Ummm - what's this??? "Bobs Sexchange Store" parking lot? SCHWEET! I'll take it!!! LOL

Spectic Tank
01-24-2008, 09:44 AM
The horn hasn't worked since! HA HA

It was....Destiny

DieselNuts
01-24-2008, 09:45 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! THATS HILARIOUS!

On_Her_Face
01-24-2008, 09:46 AM
i thought i saw your car on tuesday but it was an 81 honda civic, only way i knew is because the liscense plate said 81civic or 81honda

Sammich
01-24-2008, 09:48 AM
I just made the 1st turn that I could find to get outta there --- didn't care where it took me. LMAO!! Ummm - what's this??? "Bobs Sexchange Store" parking lot? SCHWEET! I'll take it!!! LOL

:lmfao: :lmfao:

Oz10
01-24-2008, 10:08 AM
haha causing accidents that you aren't a part of FTW

BABY J
01-24-2008, 12:28 PM
lol

SE-Rious1
01-24-2008, 12:40 PM
atleast it didnt get stuck i had a horn get stuck on me once while blowing at a car cutting me off... it was embarassing :(

allmotoronly
01-24-2008, 02:25 PM
bwahhahahaaaahaahaaa [catches breath] bwaaahahahahahahahha lolol thats funny

1000cckiller
01-24-2008, 02:31 PM
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

Frög
01-24-2008, 02:34 PM
damn i actually lirl.. awesome story!!! reps if i can!!

Elbow
01-24-2008, 02:36 PM
LOLOL

AnthonyF
01-24-2008, 03:24 PM
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ur a dangerous man! lololol

BABY J
01-24-2008, 04:25 PM
That's right - I'll honk your a$s right into a busy intersection to a Clint Black soundtrack b1tch.

ahmonrah
01-24-2008, 04:58 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAA!!!!!!!

~blows unintentional fart, snorts onto desktop, glasses fog~

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaaa!!!
~cough...cough~

OH GOD....OH GOD.....~GASPS~ whew!!...

ok, that was the funniest i've read in a while!

Tracy
01-24-2008, 05:03 PM
You have the best stories and I can totally imagine you beeping to the country beat!

http://www.bellerophonbooks.com/images/book_covers/black_cowboy.jpg

JustinSane110™
01-24-2008, 05:50 PM
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

Funniest **** I've read in a while. Reps if I can! LMAO!!!