admedlin
01-18-2008, 09:14 AM
haha i don't know why, just searched Google for Chuck Norris. Just thought I would share some funny stuff. Sorry if anything is a repost:
"Chuck Norris counted to infinity -- twice"
"Chuck Norris can speak braille"
"Chuck Norris put the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'"
"Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin"
"Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him"
"Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died"
"If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's ****!n beef"
"Chuck Norris can have both feet on the ground and kick ass at the same time"
"Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird"
"Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet who can kick you in the back of the face"
"Chuck Norris doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body"
"Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash"
"Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone"
"Chuck Norris could drown a fish"
"Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, 'Now'"
"Bullets dodge Chuck Norris"
"Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open"
"Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas"
"Chuck Norris can divide by zero"
"Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one"
Add your own here! :goodjob:
"Chuck Norris counted to infinity -- twice"
"Chuck Norris can speak braille"
"Chuck Norris put the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'"
"Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin"
"Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him"
"Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died"
"If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's ****!n beef"
"Chuck Norris can have both feet on the ground and kick ass at the same time"
"Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird"
"Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet who can kick you in the back of the face"
"Chuck Norris doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body"
"Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash"
"Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone"
"Chuck Norris could drown a fish"
"Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, 'Now'"
"Bullets dodge Chuck Norris"
"Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open"
"Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas"
"Chuck Norris can divide by zero"
"Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one"
Add your own here! :goodjob: