Attn: All laxy F U C K S

[Brett]

How many of you sorry son of a bitches will call in today trying to claim ice? lol

I am here at the office and there was no traffic on 400 this morning, so I am anxious to see here how many call in when on the news and radio they are saying there is no ice anywhere except extreme North Georgia. I love way up in Cumming and there was no ice either so let the excuses start rolling in...lol

[civic95]

"I got to stay home with my kids since school is closed"

[Schugg]

haha, they dont call in for ice on the road, they call in cause there is ice, on the windsheild

[3.5altman]

Im at work now! straight chillen

[DieselNuts]

you dont know how bad I want to call in...

[Leisa]

How many of you sorry son of a bitches will call in today trying to claim ice? lol

I am here at the office and there was no traffic on 400 this morning, so I am anxious to see here how many call in when on the news and radio they are saying there is no ice anywhere except extreme North Georgia. I love way up in Cumming and there was no ice either so let the excuses start rolling in...lol


Good Lord.. spell check is your friend!

[Mike Lowrey]

Shi.t! I'm glad those muthafu.ckas called in! That means there is fewer dumbas.ses on the road that can't fu.ckin' drive!



...I am here at work...... :(

[Chuckster]

Everybody please call in sick, there is ice all over the roads. Its not safe to drive today. btw for those who did call in thank you for keeping the hwy empty for me this morning :D

[Leisa]

yeah, no traffic from Exit 16 all the way down to Exit 8.... it was smooth sailing!

[Lizbiz101]

I'm at school now, I just hope my professor shows up lol.

[ATK_Designs]

I'm at work now. There wasn't traffic for me this morning, just slowtards. There was a turd that drove like 45mph (I'm not over exaggerating, it's less than 50mph) on the HOV lane this morning. I tried to flash the high beams at them, telling them to move to the right. They didn't so I cut them off, then tried to speed up and tailgating me. Then when I braked, they couldn't brake fast enough so they swirled all over, then and honked at me. WTF is wrong with people? /end rant

[AnthonyF]

brett your a lazy fuk for not editing your own title.

Im at work right now. I got 2wd, ice cant own me....

[blackboi50]

im in at work like always.....we couldve had a tidal wave and i would have still brought my a$$ in!!!!!:lmfao:.....1

[Nemesis]

I cant bail on work, one time I told my boss that I live so close to work that even if bad weather came I could make it in the office. I am a such a freaking idiot.

[3.5altman]

yes sir, roads are mad empty.

[AnthonyF]

im in at work like always.....we couldve had a tidal wave and i would have still brought my a$$ in!!!!!:lmfao:.....1

sh*t, more like the Military would call your ass to take ur neon and ram the tidal wave back into the ocean. :goodjob:

neon 1

tidal wave 0



lol

[blackboi50]

sh*t, more like the Military would call your ass to take ur neon and ram the tidal wave back into the ocean. :goodjob:

neon 1

tidal wave 0



lol

hellz yea:goodjob:......would be better than throwing your brick into the water!!!!!:lmfao:....hahhahahaaaa.....1

[iRyuk]

I have to be at work in two hours.

No buts about it.

[AnthonyF]

hellz yea:goodjob:......would be better than throwing your brick into the water!!!!!:lmfao:....hahhahahaaaa.....1a big red one...:ninja:

[Echonova]

I'm sick as a dog, my secretary called in because of the weather. She lives 4 minutes from the office. I got my ass up and drove an hour while puking to get here so someone would be in the office today, and she was here. Now I'm too sick to drive back home for the moment. F*ck.

[Brett]

One guy who sits next to me actually called in and said he has ice on his drive way so he cant make it. He was supposed to be here at 7:30am when I get here and said he would check again at daylight... ~looks at his desk~ HE STILL ISNT HERE!!! I told my boss to call him and say to him "Pick up the ice cube you threw on your driveway and get your lazy ass to work~ lol

[AnthonyF]

I'm sick as a dog, my secretary called in because of the weather. She lives 4 minutes from the office. I got my ass up and drove an hour while puking to get here so someone would be in the office today, and she was here. Now I'm too sick to drive back home for the moment. F*ck.i think u need to lay down the BAN stick on her ass! unless she's a hottie that stays late after work...:ninja::boobies:

[Hulud]

i wasnt gonna goto class, but here i am :(

[Maniac1]

I rather be out working than doing nothing at home. :(

[Echonova]

i think u need to lay down the BAN stick on her ass! unless she's a hottie that stays late after work...:ninja::boobies:She's a hottie, but doesn't stay late after work.:(

[AnthonyF]

She's a hottie, but doesn't stay late after work.:(thats when u hint a pay raise for extra "work"

[Echonova]

When you look as good as me they'll do it for free. Pshhh, I don't need to bribe. Besides, you give them a raise to keep their mouth shut after the fact, not to do the deed. Otherwise you have to pay twice. You have much to learn young grasshopper.

[JDM TYTE YO]

brett your a lazy fuk for not editing your own title.




lol!

[AnthonyF]

When you look as good as me they'll do it for free. Pshhh, I don't need to bribe. Besides, you give them a raise to keep their mouth shut after the fact, not to do the deed. Otherwise you have to pay twice. You have much to learn young grasshopper.
hahahaha LIRL "grasshopper" lololz I'm writing this down right now.

[Vayda]

I'm sick too echo, i feel your pain :( I stayed home from school today because I was sick, my professors are all gonna think i'm cutting because of the weather.

[Echonova]

Yeah, I'm gonna dip out soon. I've managed to not heave for half an hour now. Roto-virus FTL.

[Vayda]

Bring me some medication on the way home. All we have here is children's cough syrup. We don't have any kids, either...

But its cherry flavor.

[Echonova]

If you were on my way I would. Only thing I have come close to holding down is ginger ale.

[Vayda]

I'd rep you for being sick too, but i must spread rep around before i do so =\

Feel better!

[bu villain]

In the south, people say they can't make it to work because the weather is bad, up north its called a normal day in january. Its great though, made it to work in half the time.