A quote for living with religion...

[Ran]

"Spending your life waiting for the messiah to come save the world is like waiting around for the straight piece to come in Tetris. Even if it comes, by that time you've accumulated a mountain of sh*t so high that you're f*cked no matter what you do." - El Garlic

:lmao:


http://bash.org/ FTW

[The Yousef]

Ralph Waldo Emerson:

Belief consists in accepting the affirmations of the soul; Unbelief, in denying them.

[Evil Goat]

"dont knock on deaths door, ring the doorbell and run, he hates that shit" --i don't know

[coolcat]

"I'm gay, no like seriously, I am" - Simon Tibbett

[mocha latte cupcake]

"religion is a crutch, which is exactly what i was saying when a car randomly took my leg out from under me, ironic huh?" -idk my bff jill

[The Yousef]

"religion is a crutch, which is exactly what i was saying when a car randomly took my leg out from under me, ironic huh?" -idk my bff jill

who is this Jill you speak of!?!?!

I'M YOUR BFF!!

are you cheating on me!?!?!?!1

[mocha latte cupcake]

who is this Jill you speak of!?!?! I'M YOUR BFF!!

are you cheating on me!?!?!?!1

-yousef

[Maniac1]

"Religion is a fucking joke." - Me.

[The Yousef]

Don Hirschberg:

Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color.

[Evil Goat]

"Religion is a fucking joke." - Me.


"maniac is a fucking joke" -everyone :D

[Maniac1]

"maniac is a ****ing joke" -everyone :DHahah! Didn't expect you to say that! :lmao:

[The Yousef]

"maniac is a fucking joke" -everyone :D

QFT.:yes:

[Evil Goat]

Hahah! Didn't expect you to say that! :lmao:

reps my nig :lmfao:

[BABY J]

No receipt w/out proof of purchase. No shoes, no shirt? Get a job! I like waffles. He who laughs last laughed after every1 else. - Baby Fuc.kin J

[Evil Goat]

thats a crappy slogan

[Crazy Asian]

Tomko slaps saber with Oprah's clitoris, which resembles some kind of gnarled and pulsating sweet potato
<ducks> WTF

[chinitoxamor]

religion.. what can it do for you? - me


i donno.. im catholic.. i go to church.. just feel stress free afterwards.. aint got to worry about a dayum thing until after i get out of church hahaha

[BKgen®]

"Religion -- bitches in this thread keep whining about it." - Me.


http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1795210/2/istockphoto_1795210_cry_baby.jpg

[Evil Goat]

"religion....keep praying, that hyundai will never be fast" -domo morigato, mr. roboto

[BKgen®]

"religion....keep praying, that hyundai will never be fast" -domo morigato, mr. roboto

"Religion -- praise Jeeeesus for project cars." - me

[BABY J]

"Importjesus.com --- cuz Jesus drives a Honda bitches." - Baby J

[Leadfoot_mf]

"you can teach em to type, but u cant teach em to grow tits" charlie wilson.

[Maki]

Love the quote nate....

[Hulud]

"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My
idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own,
so both of them together is certain death."
..........George Carlin


this one is priceless lol \/\/


"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children
would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of
crosses."
..........Lenny Bruce