If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and lift the seat...

[quickdodge®]

I'm stopped at a good ole truck stop last night and see this old, fat redneck looking dude get out of his truck swearing at some n-word this and that about some shiit. I go inside to get my drink and eats for my trip when I heard him ranting with the lady behind the counter about something being wrong with his food and she was trying to correct....evidently not fast enough though. I thought to myself what an idiot. So before I get my stuff I go powder my nose and proceed to read the bathroom literature. I saw the usual shiit on the walls, including the age old "I SUCK COC CALL 706-xxx-xxxx." The first thing that came to mind was that aszhole in the store. The date scribbled under the phone number was December of 07 so I knew it was recent. I went to the payphone and called the number and some dude answered the phone. I asked him about his advertisement and he said yes. I told him I was interested in services. I gave him the name that was the aszhole's truck and the truck number and told him I'd be there all night. He said ok, he was leaving. If I wasn't in a rush, I would've stayed to see if the dude ever showed up. Ahh well. Later, QD.

[Dirty Octopus™]

HAHAHAHAHA! pwnt! :lmfao:

[itsjustdee]

lollllll

[Dirty Octopus™]

it would be so rich if he woke up in someones mouf :ninja:

damn i got a lil too discriptive there...

[itsjustdee]

hiiii qd (:

[Sammich]

QD ftw

[Blitanicle99]

Haha, props to you man

[BuBBa DRiFT]

gotta give props where they are due, good **** haha

[aaronfelipe]

LMFAO

[Nismo]

Epic good sir, epic

[xlilvi3tx]

lmao

[3.5altman]

Dayuum qd... now thats funny

[Maniac1]

I saw this number in this one chevron once, I saved it just in case I got lonely.

(770) 28*-58*6

It says call for a good time. I called it once and some creepy old man answered.

[The Ninja]

I got this number from a member on here, lol. She tried to **** me over on a deal. I'm not leaving her username, but you'll hear it on her voicemail if you call.

770-908-7383

[AlliRae]

very niiice!

[BTLFED]

Bahahahaha that is awesome! :lmfao:

[LSblaze]

that's some funny shiaat:lmfao:

[BKgen®]

BE MORE LIKE DAD AND LESS LIKE SIS.
LIFT THE LID BEFORE YOU PISS.

[quickdodge®]

Dayuum qd... now thats funny

Damn right. Later, QD.

[never_finished]

haha, you didnt tell him your name was candycane did you?!!

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00005UV34.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[DieselNuts]

sounds like that movie Joy Ride. Too bad you didnt find the fuker with his jaw ripped off...

[EM1toEVO]

That is fu*king classic!