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Hulud
01-14-2008, 09:05 AM
http://www.wfsb.com/news/15040483/detail.html

An 18-month-old boy has died from a severe head injury he suffered when his baby sitter swung him around in a sleeping bag for fun and it accidentally hit a wall, Hartford police said.

First thing i thought of when i saw this was that Petey Pablo song "Raise Up"

"Spin it like a helicopter"

Sammich
01-14-2008, 09:11 AM
http://www.wfsb.com/news/15040483/detail.html

An 18-month-old boy has died from a severe head injury he suffered when his baby sitter swung him around in a sleeping bag for fun and it accidentally hit a wall, Hartford police said.

it's lol, but it isnt:ninja:

Hulud
01-14-2008, 09:12 AM
but it so is lol

Nemesis
01-14-2008, 09:13 AM
Damn.

Leisa
01-14-2008, 09:16 AM
hell no its not lol... what the hell is wrong with you?

Sammich
01-14-2008, 09:16 AM
is so lol so i lol in lol comedy @ bag baby

Sammich
01-14-2008, 09:17 AM
hell no its not lol... what the hell is wrong with you?

why am i LOL'ing right now?

Hulud
01-14-2008, 09:18 AM
hell no its not lol... what the hell is wrong with you?
:lmfao:

aaronfelipe
01-14-2008, 09:19 AM
At least he was having fun before his time instead of suffering from a disease.

Hulud
01-14-2008, 09:19 AM
why am i LOL'ing right now?
:cry:

Sammich
01-14-2008, 09:19 AM
At least he was having fun before his time instead of suffering from a disease.

optimistic...+13:lmfao: :lmfao:

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to aaronfelipe again.

Hulud
01-14-2008, 09:20 AM
At least he was having fun before his time instead of suffering from a disease.
life is short, play hard

Sammich
01-14-2008, 09:20 AM
life is short, play hard

that's what i'm saying...go balls to the....wall

aaronfelipe
01-14-2008, 09:23 AM
I mean, if you want to me a little more optimistic, he may have even passed away from laughing too hard. The hit could have been his legs or something.

Hulud
01-14-2008, 09:23 AM
i knew leisa was goin to ask what the hell was wrong with me LOL

she always does when people post f*cked up stuff

Leisa
01-14-2008, 09:24 AM
that's what i'm saying...go balls to the....wall


shut up.. you know its not funny!

Sammich
01-14-2008, 09:24 AM
OMFG I CANT STOP LAUGHING THIS THREAD HAS SOME POTENTIAL..MAYBE NOT 07 CAT KILLING POTENTIAL...BUT IT'S STILL MAJOR LOLOLOLOLOL

Sammich
01-14-2008, 09:24 AM
shut up.. you know its not funny!

leisa...i know deep down inside you are laughing too...'if you have laughter in your heart...let it out'

Hulud
01-14-2008, 09:25 AM
OMFG I CANT STOP LAUGHING THIS THREAD HAS SOME POTENTIAL..MAYBE NOT 07 CAT KILLING POTENTIAL...BUT IT'S STILL MAJOR LOLOLOLOLOL
seriously, i am dloading petey pablo when i get home

Hulud
01-14-2008, 09:26 AM
i now dedicate this thread to Leisa


I love you :cheers:

Hulud
01-14-2008, 09:27 AM
its not the sleeping bag that kills you, its the sudden stop....

1000cckiller
01-14-2008, 09:28 AM
hell no its not lol... what the hell is wrong with you?yes it was.

Sammich
01-14-2008, 09:29 AM
seriously, i am dloading petey pablo when i get home

http://youtube.com/watch?v=j7VdToyojUk

do eet

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-26bRZEedZg:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

Hulud
01-14-2008, 09:29 AM
oh ****, i just figured it out

she was training for the 08 olympics hammer throw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpbgg2TRCuw

Sammich
01-14-2008, 09:30 AM
its not the sleeping bag that kills you, its the sudden stop....

north carolina go head raise up..zip the bag up spin it around like a helicopter

Hulud
01-14-2008, 09:31 AM
north carolina go head raise up..zip the bag up spin it around like a helicopter
o wow LOL

Sammich
01-14-2008, 09:35 AM
at least the wall wasn't as hard as grandpa on viagra...the bag served as a cushion

Hulud
01-14-2008, 01:01 PM
gross LOL

Sammich
01-14-2008, 01:52 PM
i guess the last noise the baby heard was whooooooooooshhhh ....just before he heard BAM...i bet he thought it was the flintstones for that split second...

Hulud
01-14-2008, 01:53 PM
lol the new terrible towel

Sammich
01-14-2008, 01:55 PM
baby thought he was superman the way he hit that wall LMAO

anybody got gasoline draws? i'm going straight to hell lololol

Crazy Asian
01-14-2008, 01:56 PM
Thats no the best. You get a baby's head and rub glue all over. Then stick a metal bucket over him. Now let him go and watch him die.

Hulud
01-14-2008, 01:56 PM
ive got a front row seat on the bus lol

Sammich
01-14-2008, 01:57 PM
ive got a front row seat on the bus lol

i guess since i'm black i got the back row:lmfao: :lmfao:

Hulud
01-14-2008, 02:02 PM
i guess since i'm black i got the back row:lmfao: :lmfao:
:lmao:

wow

JustinSane110™
01-14-2008, 02:05 PM
i knew leisa was goin to ask what the hell was wrong with me LOL

she always does when people post f*cked up stuff
Yeah she does, I dunno how many times that she's directed that one at me. :lmfao:

itsjustdee
01-14-2008, 02:05 PM
wow. that is so ****ed up.

Hulud
01-14-2008, 02:06 PM
Yeah she does, I dunno how many times that she's directed that one at me. :lmfao:
lol its all good though, shes the loving caring mother

Sammich
01-14-2008, 02:07 PM
wow. that is so ****ed up.

not really...it was a male toddler if i remember correctly...ur baby is a female..u have nothing to worry about

itsjustdee
01-14-2008, 02:07 PM
not really...it was a male toddler if i remember correctly...ur baby is a female..u have nothing to worry about

shuddup fool. lolol

Sammich
01-14-2008, 02:10 PM
that baby never saw it (THE WALL OF COURSE) coming

Hulud
01-14-2008, 02:11 PM
it was the babysitters bag o' fun

Sammich
01-14-2008, 02:12 PM
yea it was all in a hard's day of work

Sammich
01-14-2008, 02:13 PM
she thought that baby was part of her bag of tricks

.93lude
01-14-2008, 05:39 PM
i held the cursor over the thread in class this morning and LOL'd right there and everyone looked at me funny, it was great

redrumracer
01-14-2008, 05:48 PM
it's lol, but it isnt:ninja:

x2 like its not something that should be funny but just the mental pic of a sleeping bag swinging around the air and then thud. i feel horrible that a lol'ed

Leadfoot_mf
01-14-2008, 05:52 PM
how did i miss this LOL weeeeeeeeeee thud Elijah ? you know i dont like it when you play dead. oops lol

The Ninja
01-14-2008, 06:00 PM
hell no its not lol... what the hell is wrong with you?

:lmfao:

It wasn't funny, I was going to post something like..heart-warming, but then I read this...and read #2's posts...That **** is ****ing hilarious..especially the grandmother's description. LOL!!!!! I actually cried a little, so ****ing funny.

The Ninja
01-14-2008, 06:01 PM
Oh ****...LOL! You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to phatboislim again.

Hulud
01-14-2008, 09:45 PM
how did i miss this LOL weeeeeeeeeee thud Elijah ? you know i dont like it when you play dead. oops lol
oops! lol

Sammich
01-15-2008, 07:30 AM
poor toddler came up on hard times...at an early age

1000cckiller
01-15-2008, 07:35 AM
yep. He grew some chin hair and nut hair, before he hit the wall

Reaper
01-15-2008, 07:36 AM
I know its awful but I can't stop laughing!!

Sammich
01-15-2008, 07:38 AM
toddler was swinging around like a carousel at a carnival

1000cckiller
01-15-2008, 07:55 AM
toddler was swinging around like a carousel at a carnivalno, like that ride at six flags where you are swing around.

Sammich
01-15-2008, 07:58 AM
baby was swingin like my nut sack from what lags chin

1000cckiller
01-15-2008, 08:00 AM
baby was swingin like my nut sack from what lags chinno he was swing from the back of your wifes ass like my nutsack

Sammich
01-15-2008, 08:07 AM
baby was swinging like what lag from the grand dragons favorite lynch tree

1000cckiller
01-15-2008, 08:08 AM
baby was swinging like what lag from the grand dragons favorite lynch treetrun right, you hanging with me.

Sammich
01-15-2008, 08:10 AM
SH*T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOT ME TOO

ISAtlanta300
01-15-2008, 12:39 PM
now THAT's what I call 'meatspin'


"you spin me right 'round, baby 'right round, like a record baby, round round round round....."

Sammich
01-15-2008, 12:39 PM
now THAT's what I call 'meatspin'


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The Yousef
01-15-2008, 12:42 PM
:lmfao:

Sammich
01-16-2008, 08:17 AM
no beating around the wall with this one

1000cckiller
01-16-2008, 08:28 AM
http://www.hiphopvideomodels.net/coco/coco_nicole_austin_34.jpg

Sammich
01-16-2008, 08:34 AM
even red x's can save this toddler now

1000cckiller
01-16-2008, 08:35 AM
even red x's can save this toddler nowred x's :thinking:

Sammich
01-16-2008, 08:36 AM
ur pic dnt work nagga...dont make me call up the grand dragon

*preps white man voice*

1000cckiller
01-16-2008, 08:42 AM
I see that ****, everytime I come in the thread.

Hulud
01-16-2008, 10:04 AM
lol @ meatspin

1000cckiller
01-16-2008, 10:05 AM
lol @ meatspinlol@you

Sammich
01-16-2008, 10:09 AM
lol @ entire thread

Hulud
01-16-2008, 11:05 AM
lol@you
lol @ me as well

Sammich
02-20-2008, 07:49 AM
lol @ thread...AGAIN