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R32Dragon
01-13-2008, 10:37 AM
Three quarterbacks, Manning, Favre and Tom Brady, go to heaven to visit God and watch the Monday Night game.

God decides who will sit next to him by asking the boys a question...
God asks Peyton Manning first: 'What do you believe?'
Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, 'I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans.” God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left.

Then God turns to Brett Favre and says, 'What do you believe?' Brett says, “I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields.” God is greatly moved by Brett's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right.

Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: “And you, Tom, what do you believe?”
Tom replies, 'I believe you're in my seat.'




Go Pats.

quickdodge®
01-13-2008, 10:50 AM
Hey dumbass! THink you could manage to post in the right section? Later, QD.

81911SC
01-13-2008, 10:59 AM
Repost, wrong section, and not even a discussion thread.

R32Dragon
01-13-2008, 11:08 AM
Cool your jets Lords of IA, grab a beer and watch the game. Colts Bolts is gonna be a good one.

quickdodge®
01-13-2008, 11:09 AM
Cool your jets Lords of IA, grab a beer and watch the game. Colts Bolts is gonna be a good one.

Maybe you could shut the fucc up, Duke of Dumbass and learn post placement on here. Later, QD.

R32Dragon
01-13-2008, 11:10 AM
You need a life old man. Later, RD.

81911SC
01-13-2008, 11:16 AM
You need a life old man. Later, RD.
I love when people do that.

quickdodge®
01-13-2008, 11:20 AM
I love when people do that.

Same here. I think he just.....what do you call it when someone just completely humiliates another? "Pwnzrd" or something like that? Yeah, he "pwnd" me, lolol. What a fuccing dumbass. You call out someone's mistake and instead of manning up to it, the skirt straight falls to the ankles and you see the string hanging from the clitoris. Later, QD.

BKgen®
01-13-2008, 11:20 AM
...and GKtib® said, "I believe this is a repost."

soul
01-13-2008, 11:26 AM
Maybe you could shut the fucc up, Duke of Dumbass and learn post placement on here. Later, QD.
pwned?!!?!?!?

R32Dragon
01-13-2008, 11:27 AM
Alright, you caught me. I confess.

I started this thread to have a ****-throwing contest with QD. Everyone else was doin it. Later, RD.

81911SC
01-13-2008, 11:40 AM
Same here. I think he just.....what do you call it when someone just completely humiliates another? "Pwnzrd" or something like that? Yeah, he "pwnd" me, lolol. What a fuccing dumbass. You call out someone's mistake and instead of manning up to it, the skirt straight falls to the ankles and you see the string hanging from the clitoris. Later, QD.
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

The Ninja
01-13-2008, 06:26 PM
Same here. I think he just.....what do you call it when someone just completely humiliates another? "Pwnzrd" or something like that? Yeah, he "pwnd" me, lolol. What a fuccing dumbass. You call out someone's mistake and instead of manning up to it, the skirt straight falls to the ankles and you see the string hanging from the clitoris. Later, QD.

Why would there be a string hanging from the clit? :thinking:

quickdodge®
01-13-2008, 06:36 PM
Why would there be a string hanging from the clit? :thinking:

The clitorial area. You honestly don't know? Later, QD.

b16ftw
01-13-2008, 06:53 PM
lol

isa2o3
01-13-2008, 06:53 PM
The clitorial area. You honestly don't know? Later, QD.

:lmfao: :lmfao:

isa2o3
01-13-2008, 06:54 PM
i cant stand pats, i hope pacs. win.

The Ninja
01-13-2008, 06:57 PM
The clitorial area. You honestly don't know? Later, QD.

I thought it would be coming from the vagina...that is where the tampon is inserted.
http://www.medicalook.com/systems_images/Vagina.jpg

quickdodge®
01-13-2008, 06:58 PM
I thought it would be coming from the vagina...that is where the tampon is inserted.
http://www.medicalook.com/systems_images/Vagina.jpg

I chose a different word. Later, QD.

The Ninja
01-13-2008, 06:59 PM
I chose a different word. Later, QD.

:lmfao:

HeLLo iM iZzY
01-13-2008, 07:16 PM
Wrong Section Thread.




Go RETARDS !