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HalfBaked
01-11-2008, 02:13 PM
In order for me to pay my tuition I need $800 more by next thursday or I'm out of school this semester too.

Any ideas?

I don't have much I can sell.

HalfBaked
01-11-2008, 02:15 PM
Also, can't get loans. And my family isn't helping.

ksniperfox
01-11-2008, 02:16 PM
get a job.

Killer
01-11-2008, 02:17 PM
sell you're semen, sell some blood.... wait... aids..... nm..

soul
01-11-2008, 02:17 PM
prostitute on craiglist... i mean offer sensual messages*

easy quick money, its not that bad to get paid to **** a fat lonely 40yr ***** for about 200$

Sammich
01-11-2008, 02:18 PM
prostitute on craiglist... i mean offer sensual messages*

easy quick money, its not that bad to get paid to **** a fat lonely 40yr ***** for about 200$

x2

HalfBaked
01-11-2008, 02:18 PM
get a job.
Hey great idea.

I have one.

ksniperfox
01-11-2008, 02:27 PM
Hey great idea.

I have one.

get a better one. learn to save. how long in advance did you already know you were wanting to go to school this semester? or was this a pop up moment of "i want to go to school to learn and pursue a career"?
keep saving homie.

mocha latte cupcake
01-11-2008, 02:28 PM
MATT - you can sell me a RR SR20DE VC if you got one :D

soul
01-11-2008, 02:35 PM
what sperm donations places are there. Xytex only one i know, its a few week process to even get the chance to donate.

Anyone body know some walkin/screening sperm donation locations that pay cash?

quickdodgeŽ
01-11-2008, 02:37 PM
prostitute on craiglist... i mean offer sensual messages*

easy quick money, its not that bad to get paid to **** a fat lonely 40yr ***** for about 200$

You can get paid to send people sensual messages? Like Private messages or instant messages? Lolol. Later, QD.

Lucky.
01-11-2008, 02:39 PM
You can get paid to send people sensual messages? Like Private messages or instant messages? Lolol. Later, QD.

lol

soul
01-11-2008, 02:43 PM
You can get paid to send people sensual messages? Like Private messages or instant messages? Lolol. Later, QD.
both.... lol

















****ing grammar nazi

quickdodgeŽ
01-11-2008, 02:46 PM
both.... lol
****ing grammar nazi

Lolol. Later, QD.

HalfBaked
01-11-2008, 02:49 PM
get a better one. learn to save. how long in advance did you already know you were wanting to go to school this semester? or was this a pop up moment of "i want to go to school to learn and pursue a career"?
keep saving homie.
It was basically a moment where I realized I'm tired of sitting at home and just working a ****ty job.

So lets go back to school since I'm only 4 years in and finish it up.

I've already been applying for better jobs, I only took the one I have now because I needed one badly at that time so I could have money to survive on.

Vteckidd
01-11-2008, 02:53 PM
all my ideas are illegal

Dracc
01-11-2008, 02:55 PM
all my ideas are illegal

same here

aaronfelipe
01-11-2008, 03:10 PM
Construction/demolition.

quickdodgeŽ
01-11-2008, 03:17 PM
In order for me to pay my tuition I need $800 more by next thursday or I'm out of school this semester too.

Any ideas?

I don't have much I can sell.

You could always try TV. I heard that MTV is coming up with a new game show where people throw insults at each other and shiit. They are going to cities all over the US and Atlanta is one of them. It's called Yo Momma. You could always see if you could get on that show. Later, QD.

Hulud
01-11-2008, 03:24 PM
ill buy your car for $800

never_finished
01-11-2008, 03:30 PM
have any credit cards? Write yourself a credit check, or whatever its called. I know i had a friend that did that once...sorry dont know much about it but it's an idea!

bigdare23
01-11-2008, 03:35 PM
why can't you take out an emergency student loan?

HalfBaked
01-11-2008, 03:37 PM
why can't you take out an emergency student loan?
Defaulted on my last student loans, I took a semester off and didn't realize that the payments were coming up for them and when I moved my student loans were one of the addresses I never updated.

It was basically just a lot of irresponsibility on my behalf.

HalfBaked
01-11-2008, 03:38 PM
all my ideas are illegal
Those are kind of the ones I'd like to hear...

soul
01-11-2008, 03:46 PM
get you some of that christinia agulara, and cut it, and cut it again. gram it off. easy money

Vteckidd
01-11-2008, 03:50 PM
You could do what Dumb Dave did

List **** for sale on Ebay, sell it, never send it. case closed.

you could do a title loan on your car from a TitleMax place

RandomGuy
01-11-2008, 03:52 PM
dude craigslist scam like a nigerian

easy $




lolol... have any $ to invest or are you staring from 0?

HalfBaked
01-11-2008, 03:54 PM
Starting from 0 lol.

I'm ****ing broke son.

RandomGuy
01-11-2008, 03:54 PM
You could do what Dumb Dave did

List **** for sale on Ebay, sell it, never send it. case closed.

you could do a title loan on your car from a TitleMax place

= $$$ good idea


title loan... get a title loan (they'll prolly give you like 500 bux)

then make 300 bux doing random **** on craigslist.. under the 'gigs' section... maybe labor **** lol or sensual massage to 60 year old male aid patients, etc

basically the more nasty they are, the more they'll pay = good for you.

HalfBaked
01-11-2008, 03:55 PM
I was unemployed for like 3 months, spent everything I had saved up because I kept spending money like I still had it.

I sold the se-r a while ago. Can't title it.

blaknoize
01-11-2008, 03:58 PM
U must have some bad credit if u cant get a COLLEGE LOAN. Ask ur local credit union, or ur bank. I dont have any ideas.

Dracc
01-11-2008, 04:02 PM
U must have some bad credit if u cant get a COLLEGE LOAN. Ask ur local credit union, or ur bank. I dont have any ideas.

if he can't get a student loan what makes you think a bank of credit union will

Vteckidd
01-11-2008, 04:07 PM
you dont have any friends that will cosign with you?

how are you posting on the internet right now? might want to sell your computer or laptop if its worth anything.

if you find someone to buy my silvia ill loan you the $800

never_finished
01-11-2008, 04:09 PM
get a job at swinging richards for a couple weekends...lol

Maniac1
01-11-2008, 04:11 PM
Im sure it's pretty tuff right now, matt. Haha damn, good luck, seriously... I know how it is to be broke, and it sucks!

RandomGuy
01-11-2008, 04:12 PM
I was unemployed for like 3 months, spent everything I had saved up because I kept spending money like I still had it.

I sold the se-r a while ago. Can't title it.oh dayum!


dude just sell that turbo mr2 u had, everything would be fine and dandy

ryanh300
01-11-2008, 04:16 PM
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/dmg/535898872.html

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/tlg/535170714.html

RandomGuy
01-11-2008, 04:18 PM
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/dmg/535898872.html
tell her situation adn be like if you can pick me up every day i'll teach you LIRL

Dracc
01-11-2008, 04:18 PM
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/dmg/535898872.html



fucc dat.. i think he wants to live to spend the 800

ryanh300
01-11-2008, 04:20 PM
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/wrg/534931879.html

ryanh300
01-11-2008, 04:21 PM
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/dmg/534735760.html

VegetaRules
01-11-2008, 04:28 PM
Now Halfbaked there's also another option. You could just find an ex, or some female friend of yours that has kids & claim them on your taxes. If you've gotten your W-2's, you could do it this weekend claim one kid & get $3000 easy.

Break the kids mom off and problem solved.:goodjob:.....Vegeta

Init2winit
01-11-2008, 04:33 PM
In order for me to pay my tuition I need $800 more by next thursday or I'm out of school this semester too.

Any ideas?

I don't have much I can sell.Ya gotta hot girlfriend or wifey?:D

RandomGuy
01-11-2008, 04:49 PM
im tempted to apply for this.. .but i have no vid on hand http://atlanta.craigslist.org/tlg/535910434.html

HalfBaked
01-11-2008, 06:01 PM
im tempted to apply for this.. .but i have no vid on hand http://atlanta.craigslist.org/tlg/535910434.html
That would be badass.

I have thought of a couple good pranks to do on people lately. Just because I'm bored.

HalfBaked
01-11-2008, 06:02 PM
Now Halfbaked there's also another option. You could just find an ex, or some female friend of yours that has kids & claim them on your taxes. If you've gotten your W-2's, you could do it this weekend claim one kid & get $3000 easy.

Break the kids mom off and problem solved.:goodjob:.....Vegeta
Taxes are probably my best bet.

I should get a decent amount back.

Just need to get a w2.

HalfBaked
01-11-2008, 06:03 PM
you dont have any friends that will cosign with you?

how are you posting on the internet right now? might want to sell your computer or laptop if its worth anything.

if you find someone to buy my silvia ill loan you the $800
My computer is old and a piece of ****, lol.

I have no real electronics worth a damn.

I've had the only thing I really have of value for sale on here.

The Ninja
01-11-2008, 06:05 PM
Go work them streets man.

HalfBaked
01-11-2008, 06:05 PM
I get a paycheck tuesday but I didn't work many hours.

So I'll probably just take it and play in a few poker games see what I can do.

The Ninja
01-11-2008, 06:15 PM
I'd advise against that.

HalfBaked
01-11-2008, 06:16 PM
I'd advise against that.
And why is that?

VegetaRules
01-11-2008, 06:48 PM
Taxes are probably my best bet.

I should get a decent amount back.

Just need to get a w2.

Well if your job uses ADP as it's payroll provider, you'll only need your pin number( apprently it's your birthday) and then the tax people can just download your W-2's.

The EIC has been increased this year, so you could be looking at at least $4200 if you can find one kid.:goodjob:....Vegeta

TIGERJC
01-11-2008, 11:01 PM
http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=154235

TIGERJC
01-11-2008, 11:02 PM
how are you going to afford books

The Ninja
01-11-2008, 11:05 PM
Because I'm the f*ckin ninja, *****!

aaronfelipe
01-11-2008, 11:29 PM
Put a "TAXI" sign on your car and drive around.

Leadfoot_mf
01-11-2008, 11:31 PM
Hey great idea.

I have one.
stop spending your money on crack and meth.

CRXchic19
01-13-2008, 03:34 PM
I can be your loan-shark....:D

no.....really....:ninja:

Vayda
01-13-2008, 03:52 PM
Go to tech school, and get the HOPE grant.
http://www.gacollege411.org/FinAid/ScholarshipsAndGrants/hope_grant.asp

Not many people know that HOPE will pay full tuition and fees for tech school regardless of GPA. Just so long as you're in an approved program.

Vteckidd
01-13-2008, 04:08 PM
you can ask tracy if we have anything around the shop to do, like clean.

its ***** work but moneys money

HalfBaked
01-13-2008, 04:32 PM
See I don't mind doing ***** work.

I'm pretty much a ***** as it is.

Vteckidd
01-13-2008, 04:36 PM
well i know we need lots of organizing and cleaning done. Our new guy doesnt start until next monday.

Im not promising anything, but call/PM tracy, and ill speak with dan tomorrow, we might be able to get 10-15-20 hours worth of work in for you by thursday

Jecht
01-13-2008, 06:21 PM
well i know we need lots of organizing and cleaning done. Our new guy doesnt start until next monday.

Im not promising anything, but call/PM tracy, and ill speak with dan tomorrow, we might be able to get 10-15-20 hours worth of work in for you by thursday

Oooo..... if Matt doesn't want to do that, and the new guy doesn't show up, PM me.

Idk what you can do for money though. I'd get down on my knees and beg any relatives to let you borrow at least a little money. Maybe ask for an advance on your next paycheck?

R3RUN
01-13-2008, 10:48 PM
Sling blow or weed man. Your paycheck could probably buy you like an O of decent weed depending on how much it is, maybe more. Break it down and slang near a high school. Not nearly legal and not the best thing ever but it would prob work. Pretty much the only way you can get that money that fast unless you do a really high interest loan or find someone who will loan it to you.

**I take no responsibility for any result of the above idea, any resemblance of the above to actual events is purely coincidence.

Lol, attempt to save my ass. :)

Also you would be surprised how much freshman and **** in high school are willing to pay for a pack of cigs or a cheap ass bottle of vodka.

lilmanx01
01-13-2008, 11:00 PM
^freshman pay a lot for nething. if your gona slang bud and blow jst get cheap but and sprinkle it with the blow :crazy:


or pimp some hoes. and have them do this for you :goodjob:

TheGodfather
01-13-2008, 11:01 PM
Start blowing ******.

HalfBaked
01-14-2008, 09:20 PM
Well ****.

I'm a ****ing idiot.

Apparently I can not read a calender, it said the deadline for payment was the 14th.

I thought the 14th was thursday. I was wrong.

Guess I'll be calling them up tomorrow to see what I can do.

soul
01-14-2008, 09:27 PM
Well ****.

I'm a ****ing idiot.

Apparently I can not read a calender, it said the deadline for payment was the 14th.

I thought the 14th was thursday. I was wrong.

Guess I'll be calling them up tomorrow to see what I can do.
wow this could be looked as an indication why your in this spot in the first place........


and justification why they need to let you back into the school system

HalfBaked
01-14-2008, 09:29 PM
wow this could be looked as an indication why your in this spot in the first place........


and justification why they need to let you back into the school system
****ing exactly.

I got all excited because my work got my W2 in, I went and even got my taxes done and I'd be getting my refund tomorrow. And then I'd be golden.

Leadfoot_mf
01-14-2008, 09:45 PM
hey talk to this guy he will hook you up.

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ROYAL FINANCE AND TRUST
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BENIN REPUBLIC.
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SWIFT: RYFITR CTNOU
PHONE# + 229-93-458137

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I presently work as a senior Accounts Director, Offshore Mortgage &
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