I have been saved and I WILL go to heaven afterall.....

[quickdodge®]

LINK!!! (http://www.reserveaspotinheaven.com/)

That's right Christian people, you are now hereby notified that all this time spent in church and living by the 10 Commandments was a complete waste of time. I can remain living my life tithe free, sin filled and will still meet you guys at the pearly gates. All I had to do was pay $13 for my access pass. But I opted to pay $16 for an all access kit which allows me entry into the Land of Milk and Honey and Thug Mansion. Hahahahah...suckers. See you soon. Later, QD.

[Dracc]

ahahahahaha...

[BABY J]

LMAO!

[Leisa]

yay!!!!

[Killer]

wow

[BABY J]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=0nV4d7s8E48

[ubers2k]

We at Reserve A Spot In Heaven ™ will not be held responsible for any acts of violence, self harm or harm to others that somebody or some peoples might resort to as a result of our product.

We in no way can guarantee someone entry into Heaven. In fact, we have never been to nor are we affiliated with Heaven.



I lol'd reading the Disclaimer section.

[ubers2k]

Can I get a refund?
We are sorry but because of the custom nature of our product, all sales are final. If we make a mistake then we will be glad to fix the error. The only time we will issue a refund is if you do not make it into Heaven.

This was funny too.

[isa2o3]

lol.

[Kelly]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b400/Chante0103/woah.jpg

[Papa_Smurf]

"guaranteed or your money back"

lololoololol

[Echonova]

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/dunkin_donuts.jpg

[Jecht]

Lmao now I just need "get into paradise free" cards from all the other religions, and I'll be set to do whatever the fuck I want. :lmao:

[Jimmy B]

thats funny


"All items sold on our site are sold as novelty gifts."

[BTLFED]

I am an Ordained Minister so I automatically go to heaven anyway. That's right, I am a Reverend. I can even legally marry people and perform baptisms.

[quickdodge®]

Ordain these nuts, homey. Later, QD.

[BTLFED]

Ordain these nuts, homey. Later, QD.

I'm dead serious. I am.

[Crazy Asian]

AHAHAH BTFLED PASTOR!!! HAHAHAHAH

[quickdodge®]

I'm dead serious. I am.

I am too. BTLFED. I am too. Later, QD.

[psychodrama_81]

What about us non-religious folk?

[BTLFED]

I am too. BTLFED. I am too. Later, QD.

You really want me to ordain your nuts?

[quickdodge®]

What about us non-religious folk?

No one gives a shiit about you, Peter Pansy. Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

You really want me to ordain your nuts?

Ok, now. One dude making gay references is funny. Two dudes making gay references is straight Village People. Later, QD.

[BTLFED]

Ok, now. One dude making gay references is funny. Two dudes making gay references is straight Village People. Later, QD.

Maniac is the Indian. Kayfunk is the Construction Worker.

[quickdodge®]

Maniac is the Indian. Kayfunk is the Construction Worker.

TRYMY40 is the biker dude. Later, QD.

[psychodrama_81]

No one gives a shiit about you, Peter Pansy. Later, QD.
Wow, havent been on in ages and you're still salty as hell...why?

[Crazy Asian]

ahah YMCA!!!!

[BTLFED]

TRYMY40 is the biker dude. Later, QD.

Chris is the police officer.

[Crazy Asian]

wth are you supposed to be btlfed?

[BTLFED]

wth are you supposed to be btlfed?

I'm not part of the Village People.

[mad3nch1na]

ohhhhh my.... so that means mexicans can go to heaven now. FEK!

[GSRteg®]

wow

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