quickdodgeŽ
08-02-2005, 11:05 PM
The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The
>bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare
>condition,which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the
>pressure creates one h eck of a headache.The only way to relieve the
>pressure is to remove the testicles." Joe was shocked and depressed.
>He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go
>under the knife.
>
> When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first
> time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.
>As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could
> make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing
> store and thought, "That's what I need... a new suit." He entered the
> shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
>
> The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."
> Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
>"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.
>Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror,
> the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"
>
> Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."
>The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."
>
>Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
>"Been in the business 60 years". Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. Joe walked
> comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"
>
>Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure." The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36."
>Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.
>
>The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would
> press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one heck of a headache."
> New suit - $400
> New shirt - $36
> New underwear - $6
> Second Opinion - PRICELESS
Later, QD.
>bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare
>condition,which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the
>pressure creates one h eck of a headache.The only way to relieve the
>pressure is to remove the testicles." Joe was shocked and depressed.
>He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go
>under the knife.
>
> When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first
> time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.
>As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could
> make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing
> store and thought, "That's what I need... a new suit." He entered the
> shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
>
> The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."
> Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
>"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.
>Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror,
> the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"
>
> Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."
>The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."
>
>Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
>"Been in the business 60 years". Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. Joe walked
> comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"
>
>Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure." The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36."
>Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.
>
>The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would
> press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one heck of a headache."
> New suit - $400
> New shirt - $36
> New underwear - $6
> Second Opinion - PRICELESS
Later, QD.