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ueyedgr8tness
01-04-2008, 06:48 PM
Ok i am sitting in my room playing css like everyday of my life.when i here some 1 bang on my door at the front of the house:thinking: I am like ok no 1 bangs on my door like that even if they no me,so i go turn off all the lights and my front porch light is out so i am fuc*** can't see shi*.well i walk up slowly and close slide the dead bolt in while this dude is puonding the shi* out of the "door'' and he hears me and say's {/quote} I no your in there bit** come and let me in. At this point i am like fuc* this i am just going to sit at the door untill he leaves.Now about that time my sistr pulls up and is like WTF!! I am like now family is hear time to take shi* serious i run in the room load the glock come back out and wait for him to head down the stairs after he leaves to head to my sister car.FU** me he doeasn't leave he still at the door by this time i done called the cops.they show like 5 min later and when i get to see this dude he is smashed.So kiddies learn a lesson while your young getting drunk will end u up in jail or shot dead:goodjob:


OH!! and this is in a very nice street i have lived for all my life never had this shi* happen:no:

The Ninja
01-04-2008, 06:50 PM
Lol @ cs:s. HEADSHOT that mofo.

AnthonyF
01-04-2008, 06:53 PM
i would have pistol whipped that fuker. lol.

ZeDFuNk
01-04-2008, 06:55 PM
you should have pulled out the .50 and unloaded 7 into his chesticle. or you could have taken out your knife and ran for your life, you run faster with the knife. **** if you had a scout you could have had a seriously quick getaway!

The Ninja
01-04-2008, 06:55 PM
This is honestly why i couldn't own a gun. I'd be too quick to shoot people. I wouldn't hesitate to shoot to kill, and I'd probably end up in a lot of trouble for it.

EDIT**Thus why i'm getting a taser for my b-day.

Lucky.
01-04-2008, 06:57 PM
WTF? something similar happened to me too, the guy was drunk knockin on my door thinking it was some other person's house (who he had problems with)

ueyedgr8tness
01-04-2008, 07:02 PM
This is honestly why i couldn't own a gun. I'd be too quick to shoot people. I wouldn't hesitate to shoot to kill, and I'd probably end up in a lot of trouble for it.

EDIT**Thus why i'm getting a taser for my b-day.

I no my dad was like:thinking: he was suprised i didn't shoot him cause out of 5 boy's he said i was the worse out of all them at doing shi* without thinking.But tonight i was in my boxers and the last time i went to jail was for defending myself in my yard i went to jail so that makes u think a little different.

isa2o3
01-04-2008, 07:05 PM
lol u have unlocked the door and tell him to come in and once he does powpowpowpoowpow and and say he broke in. legal in ga btw.

ZeDFuNk
01-04-2008, 07:05 PM
I no my dad was like:thinking: he was suprised i didn't shoot him cause out of 5 boy's he said i was the worse out of all them at doing shi* without thinking.But tonight i was in my boxers and the last time i went to jail was for defending myself in my yard i went to jail so that makes u think a little different.

yea, that's some bull****, i hate getting in trouble for self defense.. :|

ueyedgr8tness
01-04-2008, 07:12 PM
yea, that's some bull****, i hate getting in trouble for self defense.. :|

Yea man after beating the shi* out of my bro law defending myself they take me to jail to and then dropped the charges.So i am like wtf!! i payed 400 to the bail bond to get me out when i should have not been there in the 1st place.then u guy's drop the charges noing i was not in the wrong:no: :2up:And i had no shoe's on in the cold while in my yard now that is some shi*.I was in the holding sail for like 30 min and done got sick allready.

Echonova
01-04-2008, 07:41 PM
I'm sorry about that.:(

b16ftw
01-04-2008, 10:02 PM
lol wow.

antiv6
01-04-2008, 11:11 PM
this is exactly why i don't own a gun, i would have just shot him lol, then run back and tell everyone on css what just happened

1SICKLEX
01-05-2008, 12:02 AM
I was reading the thread and saw this sig and I'm focked....

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w307/sexygirlcarrie/ass.gif
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w307/sexygirlcarrie/ass.gif
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w307/sexygirlcarrie/ass.gif

redrumracer
01-05-2008, 12:11 AM
people say this is why they dont have guns. this is why i have guns. ill give you a fair warning at first though.

RandomGuy
01-05-2008, 12:18 AM
dude you were probably BHOPPING like a n00b ... he came up long A, and knocked on the door...
Me personally i woulda opened the door, flashbanged him, knifed him, then sprayed my tag on his body (you gonna get raped)

SloWRX
01-05-2008, 01:27 AM
Ok i am sitting in my room playing css like everyday of my life.when i here some 1 bang on my door at the front of the house:thinking: I am like ok no 1 bangs on my door like that even if they no me,so i go turn off all the lights and my front porch light is out so i am fuc*** can't see shi*.well i walk up slowly and close slide the dead bolt in while this dude is puonding the shi* out of the "door'' and he hears me and say's {/quote} I no your in there bit** come and let me in. At this point i am like fuc* this i am just going to sit at the door untill he leaves.Now about that time my sistr pulls up and is like WTF!! I am like now family is hear time to take shi* serious i run in the room load the glock come back out and wait for him to head down the stairs after he leaves to head to my sister car.FU** me he doeasn't leave he still at the door by this time i done called the cops.they show like 5 min later and when i get to see this dude he is smashed.So kiddies learn a lesson while your young getting drunk will end u up in jail or shot dead:goodjob:


OH!! and this is in a very nice street i have lived for all my life never had this shi* happen:no:



i like CSS :goodjob:

antiv6
01-05-2008, 02:12 AM
I was reading the thread and saw this sig and I'm focked....

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w307/sexygirlcarrie/ass.gif
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w307/sexygirlcarrie/ass.gif
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w307/sexygirlcarrie/ass.gif
ya every thread i see that he post in i always stop and forget what was going on lol

IndianStig
01-05-2008, 04:06 AM
josh it don't take much for you to forget whats going on.

Fr33way
01-05-2008, 04:10 AM
you should have pulled out the .50 and unloaded 7 into his chesticle. or you could have taken out your knife and ran for your life, you run faster with the knife. **** if you had a scout you could have had a seriously quick getaway!

One shot with a .50 cal does the job....


+1 on that sig being awesome. :goodjob:

The Ninja
01-05-2008, 05:53 AM
dude you were probably BHOPPING like a n00b ... he came up long A, and knocked on the door...
Me personally i woulda opened the door, flashbanged him, knifed him, then sprayed my tag on his body (you gonna get raped)

Yea, you're the fag that flashes everyone(including teammates), >_<'. I just get that feeling.

ueyedgr8tness
01-05-2008, 08:06 AM
Yea, you're the fag that flashes everyone(including teammates), >_<'. I just get that feeling.

Damn team flashers i do hate.But i would rather catch u with low life and get a flash kill:D

sakasaku
01-05-2008, 08:44 AM
ddddddaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyuuuuuummmm u is packin

3.5altman
01-05-2008, 09:23 AM
thats when you gotta give that mean ass voice going on *who the **** is it?* lol

I had someone do that **** to me, grab the pistol went out the back door and walked around on there punk ass, thats how you catch somebody off guard