Brett
01-02-2008, 02:38 PM
A Blonde's Year in Review
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was
too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to
print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle
in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power
went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong
instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little
packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a
lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....
learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they
used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain
storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't
it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions
said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December - Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh".....there's
no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was
too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to
print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle
in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power
went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong
instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little
packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a
lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....
learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they
used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain
storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't
it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions
said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December - Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh".....there's
no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!