LOL If Mike Tyson was...

[bigdare23]

kicking you mom's ass in front of you and there was nothing around that could be used as a weapon, what would you do? LOL

A. I would beat Mike Tyson's ass because I'm a muttafuken Super Hero
B. I would try to fight Mike, but more than likely get an ass whooping like my Mom
C. Nothing {Sorry Mom but you gotta take one for the team LOL}
D. Holla and Yell like a PUNK Bi Tch at Mike Tyson until he stopped.
E. Take off running like PUNK Bi Tch to find help.

[nreggie454]

I would attempt A, because of the awesome element of surprise....


but B. It's Mike Tyson. Come on!

[bigdare23]

poll up

[Evil Goat]

a........but id grab some ear muffs first

[JDMJAYDC2]

id choose A but dress in a robin givens costume to draw his attention away from mom dukes then we could double team his ass it be ludacwisss

[Wurm]

I choose A

I got a taser on my superhero utility belt

[MistaCee]

Id choose A and end up B

[redrumracer]

id get my gun and handle the situation so none of the above

[Double_0_Rusty]

Most obvious answer...........D!!!!!!! LOL JUST KIDDIN

My real answer is A. I have Baretta .45 No worries.

[The Ninja]

I'd whoop Mike's ass. I go ****ing Tony Jaa on that mother ****** and start kicking knee caps and elbowing foreheads.

[OneSlow5pt0]

id try but.id get my no muscle 135 pound ass whooped

[umairejaz]

I love my mom but i'm a realist B

[JITB]

throw some bologna in front of him... hes a animal when he fights!

[ZeDFuNk]

i'd say mike is pretty helpless against a .50 Desert Eagle.

[bigdare23]

kicking you mom's ass in front of you and there was nothing around that could be used as a weapon, what would you do? LOL



Damn ya'll can't read for ****!!!

{shakes head}

[The Ninja]

i'd give him the TIGER CLAW!!!

[ahmonrah]

you can't whoop what you can't see: finger-jab him in the eyes

you can't fight if you can' breathe: ram 4 fingers into his windpipe.

[The Ninja]

Right before he lands a 750 lbs per square centimeter right hook on your face.

[kingkong]

I pick A just because I am me

[xlilvi3tx]

id kill him

[Bruce Leroy]

I'd repeatably kick him in the nuts.

[con]

I would kick Tyson's ass, because I'm a muttafuken Super Hero...For Real:

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n196/gsxrcon/SuperCon-1.jpg

[Meso Teggy]

stab him in the back of his neck

[ahmonrah]

I would kick Tyson's ass, because I'm a muttafuken Super Hero...For Real:

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n196/gsxrcon/SuperCon-1.jpg

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n196/gsxrcon/SuperCon-1.jpg
SOOPAHCONNNN!
~YES..LIL PEEON, THIS BOULDER WAS ONCE THE ROCKIES...

[Master Shake]

i'd go with A.
and while doing so
Id bite his focking ear off.

[bigdare23]

Damn 61% voted for A

Ya'll have some big ass E-balls!!!

{I wonder how different would the voting be if I made the results hidden LOL}

[JDMjoe]

F*ckem go crazy on his ass, thats my mom

[bigdare23]

LOL


This Mike Tyson we are talking about
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvZ2roRDPYU

So ya'll really think you can take Mike Tyson one-on-one with no weapons. :rolleyes:

The man beat the daylight out of many professional athletes (boxers) and I can bet a good 85% of the people that post on IA are not in shape nor in Mike's weight class.



So every muttafuka on IA is a destroyer now :rolleyes:

[ahmonrah]

see...that wasnt the point big dare.....IF TYSON walked up top ya momz and slapped the life force from her......would you fight him, or would you puss up and just let it be?
who knows that since tyson isnt at the peak condition, he may be whoopable, i'd try just 'cause that nukka messed wit momz

[bigdare23]

see...that wasnt the point big dare.....IF TYSON walked up top ya momz and slapped the life force from her......would you fight him, or would you puss up and just let it be?
who knows that since tyson isnt at the peak condition, he may be whoopable, i'd try just 'cause that nukka messed wit momz


Judge'n by your pics that you post, you may be in Mike's weight class, but I KNOW a few of these guys are a buck 25 talking about kicking Tyson's ass LOL

[CHUCK NORRIS]

Mike knows what's up.

[Sammich]

*runs in to see chuck norris' response*

[b16ftw]

pssh mike tyson ain't that tough

[BKgen®]

I demand a re-count. Y'all are full of sh*t.


99% of you would get DESTROYED by any boxer... especially you Gayfunk :lmfao:

[bigdare23]

Mike knows what's up.


Sorry Chuck, but I think that Mike would rape you than eat your kids :lmfao:

[BKgen®]

Sorry Chuck, but I think that Mike would rape you than eat your kids :lmfao:

then his ear, too.

[Bballjamal]

I dunno, my mom deserves to get knocked out right now. But back in my childhood when she actually acted like mom, I would

1. Kicked balls
2. Choke hold while dangling on his back
3. Super eye poke
4. (Combo option which I wouldn't have thought of until after I got my ass beat) No. 1 ---->No. 3----->No. 2 with some kinda kickass finishing move. Prolly double ear bite victory just to make Good Morning America the next day for interviews and ****.

[CHUCK NORRIS]

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Mike+Tyson&word2=Chuck+Norris


/thread

[3.5altman]

Kick them nuts mang!

[JustinSane110™]

see...that wasnt the point big dare.....IF TYSON walked up top ya momz and slapped the life force from her......would you fight him, or would you puss up and just let it be?
who knows that since tyson isnt at the peak condition, he may be whoopable, i'd try just 'cause that nukka messed wit momz
LIRL @ life force. :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[ahmonrah]

LIRL @ life force. :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:there he is !!! what it is mayne??

[Tech5]

Whoop that ass!!!!!!!!