ATTN: 81911SC the abortion that escaped

[FuNk]

look... i have noticed that for some reason you have a 3rd grade style crush on wickedixmr.. why are you always picking on the kid, im seriously getting tired of your fawking stupid attitude. you drive a fukking piece of shlt 81 911... nice.. thats not even a porsche.. its more like a VW carmengia..

so please stop going around pretending to **** caviar and pissing excellence. your rust bucket doesnt get you to baller status and was made before most of us were born.

i hope you fall of a cliff, land on a cactus bed, and get bitten by a rattle snake. die.

[FuNk]

in case you are wondering who i am.

i am..the artist formerly known as speedmonkey.. why did i change my name huh? because i rid myself of satan and found jesus.. mmMmmm.. i want a whopper

[FuNk]

i see you in here.. been here for 10 minutes already and i see no reply.. meanin you suck at talking ****.. or your chin secretly desires the front part of my ball sack.

[81911SC]

look... i have noticed that for some reason you have a 3rd grade style crush on wickedixmr..
Jealous?





why are you always picking on the kid, im seriously getting tired of your fawking stupid attitude. you drive a fukking piece of shlt 81 911... nice.. thats not even a porsche..its more like a VW carmengia..

And you're opinion is voided riiiiiiight there.



so please stop going around pretending to **** caviar and pissing excellence.
Or?


[/QUOTE]your rust bucket doesnt get you to baller status and was made before most of us were born.
No rust. ~Searches for point~


i hope you fall of a cliff, land on a cactus bed, and get bitten by a rattle snake. die.
Is baby upset? What's wrong, don't like my opinion on you're bit ches wheels too? Good to see you take up for her. Cute.

[81911SC]

i see you in here.. been here for 10 minutes already and i see no reply.. meanin you suck at talking ****.. or your chin secretly desires the front part of my ball sack.
Gun Stuff>Replying to you

[FuNk]

Jealous?


And you're opinion is voided riiiiiiight there.



Or?


your rust bucket doesnt get you to baller status and was made before most of us were born.
No rust. ~Searches for point~


Is baby upset? What's wrong, don't like my opinion on you're bit ches wheels too? Good to see you take up for her. Cute.[/QUOTE]


Jealous? no, let me tell you.. i am actually jealous of you.. i actually wish i had an old piece of **** carrera.. so i could top the car at 80mph with the top down listen to my billy joel album collection.. just like you.


oh yeah.. im not even going to bother replying to all the **** that took you 15 minutes to come up with, its about as lame as ghostbusters 3.

wanna know how you're full of fagggotry.

most porsche owners wouldnt use "you're" instead of "your"

[FuNk]

Gun Stuff>Replying to you

im glad you have taken suicide into consideration.

[81911SC]

Look, I know you are at Mr's house or vice versa with or without Maniac. He was online but never responed to HIS thread. I'm guessing he cryed to you and then you say "o look I will start a thread and we will f uck with him" Wicked-"Hell yea man, that will show that fag!"
Come on.

[FuNk]

Look, I know you are at Mr's house or vice versa with or without Maniac. He was online but never responed to HIS thread. I'm guessing he cryed to you and then you say "o look I will start a thread and we will f uck with him" Wicked-"Hell yea man, that will show that fag!"
Come on.

actually no.. maniac is at home

i made this thread because your **** talking is not even funny.. however you seem to think it is.. i've heard funnier **** from maniac.. thats how sad you are.

wicked actually told me not to start **** with you, that you werent worth my time.. in a **** talking contest nor in a street race.. and i drive a scion.

[FuNk]

Look, I know you are at Mr's house or vice versa with or without Maniac. He was online but never responed to HIS thread. I'm guessing he cryed to you and then you say "o look I will start a thread and we will f uck with him" Wicked-"Hell yea man, that will show that fag!"
Come on.


are you even welcomed at porsche meets?

[81911SC]

actually no.. maniac is at home

i made this thread because your **** talking is not even funny.. however you seem to think it is.. i've heard funnier **** from maniac.. thats how sad you are.

wicked actually told me not to start **** with you, that you werent worth my time.. in a **** talking contest nor in a street race.. and i drive a scion.
Not meant to be. I tell you what my opinion is, whether or not it's humours is up to you. I don't race on the street, in any car.



are you even welcomed at porsche meets?
History>You
Don't talk Porsche with me.

[FuNk]

Not meant to be. I tell you what my opinion is, whether or not it's humours is up to you. I don't race on the street, in any car.



History>You
Don't talk Porsche with me.

something is wrong with you kid.. i guess at some point you must have slept with a teddy bear that was used as a cawk rag after someone was up your mother's guts while you slept. my advice... start getting laid more often, score some cash and buy a 993 at least.

your perspective is stupid. gold > silver... but the man that can only afford silver will argue that its superior to gold all day long.

[81911SC]

something is wrong with you kid.. i guess at some point you must have slept with a teddy bear that was used as a cawk rag after someone was up your mother's guts while you slept. my advice... start getting laid more often, score some cash and buy a 993 at least.

your perspective is stupid. gold > silver... but the man that can only afford silver will argue that its superior to gold all day long.
Pics of 993?
O ****, you don't have one.
It's not always about what you can or cannot afford.
That advice is terrible. You have no idea on 2 of those.
MY advice, quit thinking you are cool for e thugging. Don't say your not either. It's fuc king stupid. What are you 25? Grow up.

[FuNk]

Pics of 993?
O ****, you don't have one.
It's not always about what you can or cannot afford.
That advice is terrible. You have no idea on 2 of those.
MY advice, quit thinking you are cool for e thugging. Don't say your not either. It's fuc king stupid. What are you 25? Grow up.

i dont like most porsches.. i do like the GT3 but you're right i cant afford it.. but unlike you. i wont settle for less.

[81911SC]

i dont like most porsches.. i do like the GT3 but you're right i cant afford it.. but unlike you. i wont settle for less.
Have you ever drove one like mine?
Ask anyone who has, tell me when someone says they suck.
Go ahead, I'll wait.

[FuNk]

Have you ever drove one like mine?
Ask anyone who has, tell me when someone says they suck.
Go ahead, I'll wait.

actually yes, i have driven 2..much nicer ones

my friend d993 can vouch.

i drove a older carrera4
and a old 911 turbo.


they suck.

[81911SC]

Explain much nicer?
I'm assuming you mean a 930 since you are a fuc king idiot?
C2>C4

[FuNk]

Explain much nicer?
I'm assuming you mean a 930 since you are a fuc king idiot?
C2>C4

c2 c4.. who cares. they all suck. **** anything before 993's

much nicer as in i could understand why the guy bought them. yours.. well.. i've seen nicer porsches in d993's porsche cemetery.. and they dont even run.

[81911SC]

c2 c4.. who cares. they all suck. **** anything before 993's

much nicer as in i could understand why the guy bought them. yours.. well.. i've seen nicer porsches in d993's porsche cemetery.. and they dont even run.
I'm done. You obviously are retarted. Seriously.

[TIGERJC]

Could that really be you Will, if so I need to get your new number

[Maniac1]

LMAO!! Gene, you got OWN3D like a mofo.

[collins]

doesnt really sound like will..... he doesnt say fagg0t enough. even if it is, so what, let josh fight his own battle. if its worth it to him, he can post, but he hasnt yet. :shrug:

[81911SC]

Anytime anybody says anything to or to Maniac's friends, your owned. Hmm

[The Ninja]

your rust bucket doesnt get you to baller status and was made before most of us were born.
No rust. ~Searches for point~


Is baby upset? What's wrong, don't like my opinion on you're bit ches wheels too? Good to see you take up for her. Cute.



Jealous? no, let me tell you.. i am actually jealous of you.. i actually wish i had an old piece of **** carrera.. so i could top the car at 80mph with the top down listen to my billy joel album collection.. just like you.


oh yeah.. im not even going to bother replying to all the **** that took you 15 minutes to come up with, its about as lame as ghostbusters 3.

wanna know how you're full of fagggotry.

most porsche owners wouldnt use "you're" instead of "your"

Fukk you, I liked Ghostbusters 3.

[BTLFED]

This is not Speed Monkey. I bet it's Alex being a douche and being scared of talking sh!t under his real name. :rolleyes:

[Scotsman]

i though AE got banned?

[BTLFED]

i though AE got banned?

It will be.

[Scotsman]

whats been up btlfed?

[BTLFED]

Nadda, just been working and working on finding a new job and handling other things in my personal life. What's been up with you?

[Scotsman]

sup Gene!

[81911SC]

Hellllllllllllllooooooo Ladies! What's cracking? How was the wedding bro?

[BTLFED]

I :piss: on your 911. :tongue1:

[Scotsman]

Hellllllllllllllooooooo Ladies! What's cracking? How was the wedding bro?pay attn a$$hat , it is today!:doh:

[81911SC]

I :piss: on your 911. :tongue1:
Hey now! We need to do a meet before I move.

[81911SC]

pay attn a$$hat , it is today!:doh:
O ****, your thread confused me. CONGRATS NIGRA! Get idb then lets get together. :ninja:

[Scotsman]

move? where ya goin? and you need some shine for the move!

[BTLFED]

Hey now! We need to do a meet before I move.

Where are you moving to and when?

[81911SC]

I need a lot of shine, a lot.


I'm moving to Mooresville N.C. to do the UTI thing. I'll be in the Nissan program and then hopefully the Porsche one. :cheers:

[BTLFED]

Damn, everyone is leaving the state LOL!

Maybe I should follow suit. :ninja:

[81911SC]

Who else is leaving?

[Scotsman]

not me , when are you movin? , so we can meet up and i can off load some shine on ya

[81911SC]

Middle of Feb. I will be coming soon hopefully. I have been in North GA. My grandmother isn't doing so well.

[Scotsman]

sorry to hear that bro

[81911SC]

I appreciate it homey. I will let you know when I come back.

[BTLFED]

Who else is leaving?

PureJDM left, and some of my other friends have left, and a couple more are leaving before too long. I hate Georgia anyway.

[Scotsman]

yep GA FTL

[81911SC]

Yep, I talked to JDM awhile back. I think we will be a couple hours away.

[Dracc]

GA is fun comin from a state that encourages incest ( south carolina)

[Maniac1]

Why did funk, get banned?

Will, josh, and I were at josh's house last night. Im sure yall did an Ip check thats why yall think it was me or josh. LOLOL but it was speedmonkey. Hell nah, page one was full of ownage, gene you know it too, just admit it. LOL

[Maniac1]

This is not Speed Monkey. I bet it's Alex being a douche and being scared of talking sh!t under his real name. :rolleyes:You know I wouldn't do that.

Either way he's banned, so what good is it trying to explain? Lol I know it was Will, so does Josh.

[HalfBaked]

Either way, Will, Josh, and You all have other names.

Therefore it makes it an AE.

[nreggie454]

LOL 81911SC got "owned" because FuNk used the same insult 500 times? Riiiiiiiight.

[Maniac1]

Either way, Will, Josh, and You all have other names.

Therefore it makes it an AE.Lolol. I'll admit that I did, but Will and Josh?

[Maniac1]

LOL 81911SC got "owned" because FuNk used the same insult 500 times? Riiiiiiiight.If you had something to say, why didn't you post last night? We saw you viewing, lol yet you said nothing.

[HalfBaked]

Lolol. I'll admit that I did, but Will and Josh?
Isn't Will speedmonkey, and Josh something about an EVO?

Wouldn't that make Funk ya'lls AE?

[Maniac1]

Isn't Will speedmonkey, and Josh something about an EVO?

Wouldn't that make Funk ya'lls AE?Josh= WickeIXMR

Will= SpeedMonkey, SM is banned, so Will made funk. SO yeah, I guess it it.

Lol we even have pictures that Will was posting it too, we had a sleep over at josh's... lol

[nreggie454]

If you had something to say, why didn't you post last night? We saw you viewing, lol yet you said nothing.

Jeez, and I thought I was lame for being on IA drunk last night, and there yall were having an e-thug posting party over at your friend's house.

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/808/808_img_11.jpg (http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/808/808_img_11.jpg)
^Multiply that by 3^

[HalfBaked]

You guys are so gay.

[Maniac1]

You guys are so gay.We were watching a movie, so?

[Maniac1]

Jeez, and I thought I was lame for being on IA drunk last night, and there yall were having an e-thug posting party over at your friend's house.

^Multiply that by 3^You try, way to hard man.

[HalfBaked]

We were watching a movie, so?
The full monty?

[SicStang03]

LOL... I am still laughing at the first couple pwnings!!!!

Surprised nobody thought this was KayFunk

[Maniac1]

LOL... I am still laughing at the first couple pwnings!!!!

Surprised nobody thought this was KayFunkKris, isn't anywhere near this level of funny.

[Psycho]

Could that really be you Will, if so I need to get your new number
I knew that was will the second I read the first post.

[SicStang03]

Kris, isn't anywhere near this level of funny.

I have had my share of laughs reading KayFunk pwnings but this was funny as ****

Exhibit A:

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=146845


Exhibit B:

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=145421

[81911SC]

I called it. Damn I'm good.

[Maniac1]

I called it. Damn I'm good.Called what?

[81911SC]

That you three were having a slumber party.

[Maniac1]

That you three were having a slumber party.If you were smart enough to come up with that.

Why weren't you smart enough to see that you had no chance last night? LOL your attempt on trying to sound intelligent backfired. Lol you trying analyze his post into different answers equal'd epic fail. :lmao:

[81911SC]

Yea. OWNED amirite? ****.

[Maniac1]

Even Wicked got you with this comment.


I wasnt crying about sh.it. I could care less what people think about my car. I did things to it because I like it, not others so how about you shut the fu.ck up and take your 30 year old pink buggy that my mom drove when she was 16 out of my thread.

Whats wrong man? You're losing your touch.

[Maniac1]

Yea. OWNED amirite? ****.Lol you tried so hard, only to fail.

[Maniac1]

Gene, I highly recommend you following Jeremy's foot steps. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9022679857023937767&q=pearl+jam&total=15662&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=5

[81911SC]

Dude, no ownage. He stopped responded.

[Maniac1]

Denial, lol.

http://zeitgeistmovie.com/ <--- thats the reason why.

[81911SC]

I don't click links.

[Maniac1]

Man oh man... Something is wrong with you man, lol enjoy and have fun. tsk tsk

[81911SC]

I prob won't be on for a bit. Cleaning guns and watching my boys make history.

[RandomGuy]

I prob won't be on for a bit. Cleaning guns and watching my boys make history.your guns are as old and ghey as your car


(lolol coming from a starions and ak47s owner)

[81911SC]

your guns are as old and ghey as your car


(lolol coming from a starions and ak47s owner)
Reps coming. :D

[BTLFED]

We were watching a movie, so?

And I bet it was Broke Back Mountain. :gay:

[Maniac1]

And I bet it was Broke Back Mountain. :gay:The only faggot here, is you, for bumping this thread ONLY to post that.

[BTLFED]

The only faggot here, is you, for bumping this thread ONLY to post that.

Oh, my bad, I don't live on IA like you do. :slap:

[Maniac1]

I don't either, I haven't been on in acouple days.

And don't reply, lets let this thread die already. It was funny when it started, it's gay now.

[BTLFED]

I don't either, I haven't been on in acouple days.

And don't reply, lets let this thread die already. It was funny when it started, it's gay now.

Yet you are the same person that flips out and makes alter egos when you get banned because you can't live without IA. :rolleyes:

[Maniac1]

Why are you still trying to prove a point?

Yeah, I did that. So? Unlike some people I don't take it seriously enough to keep bringing dumb sh!t like that up. Lol

[BTLFED]

I'm not trying to prove anything. I'm responding because you don't want me to lol :tongue1:

[OnURleft]

c2 c4.. who cares. they all suck. **** anything before 993's



you are the dumbest fuc on this forum

[Glides]

Dumbest thread 2008 and nominated for 2009 as well. Total Gayness.