THIS SITE IS CHOCK FULL OF "LOSE"

[BABY J]

I was just sitting here flipping through the channels and I saw the beginning of "Look Who's Talking" coming on... you know the part, when the sperm are racing through some1s snatch to get to the scrambled cheese and eggs - LOL. I saw some mis-guided sperm pecking away at the snatch-walls no where NEAR the egg :thinking: --- some stopped not doing anything... and that reminded me that the "theory" is that the strongest and fastest swimmers make it to the egg.

After thinking about THAT, I immediately started thinking of YOU retards... and I call BS!!!!!!! :thinking: There is NO F.UCKIN WAY that YOU retards are the winners in a race that theoretically was a race among millions of other sperm. You f.uckers HAD to cheat to be here b/c I'm not buying it --- look at some of your fav idiots on here and think "he/she won the race... there were millions of OTHER people that this idiot COULD have became, yet we are stuck w/ him/her." LMAO!!!

I mean, makes sense that I won my race... I mean, I'm Baby J -- sh.it!!! :yes: :rolleyes: But YOU f.ckers, H3LL to the NO!!! NO WAY you won. Science is a lie. LMAO!!! I think what happens when we pop is the strongest/fastest sperm start at the back --- and you retarded IA clowns got the pole due to lack of intellect and a clue. SOME how, SOME way... even w/ sperm like ME gaining on ya and pulling like crazy on the big end, you dumba$ses pulled off an upset and got there 1st -- and that's how we end up w/ stupid people.... like you all.:cheers: LMAO!! HA HA

* discuss*

[Whiteboy™]

i cheated

[BABY J]

LMAO! Cheaters never win... that's why you are a loser.

[Leisa]

I am confused.... :???:

[BABY J]

LOL. I am picking at every1. Since no1 got the joke I will explain. SUPPOSEDLY the strongest and fastest sperm is what ends up fertilizing the egg. I'd use my own imagination to stretch that to say that said sperm is ALSO probablyt the smartest in that particluar "load" of man-sauce. Well, since there are SOO many dumbasses that we meet in everyday life --- one would be hardpressed to believe that EVERY1 that we know and that has ever lived (George Bush, Jeffrey Dahmer, etc) was the BEST that his dad had to offer... LOL. Scary thought huh? :)

[BABY J]

Which makes me laugh when people say that they can't swim.... it's like "hmmmmm, you did it once w/out drowning... and you were pretty d*mn good at it too.... so what's the problem NOW? LOL

[Z0_o6]

well i see the flaw in the logic. you said it yourself, "it's hard to believe that the best the father had to offer." well....maybe it was...

[BABY J]

^^ LOL -- well w/ as many not so smart people there are in the world --- it makes me wonder how dumb the other million sperm were - LOL.

[Z0_o6]

they swam backwards.

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

they swam backwards.That's what your mom wished you had done.

[BABY J]

LOL - WHAT THA HEYL?????????????????

[Z0_o6]

tough **** for her, huh?

[The Ninja]

=/

Lol, baby J's only here because his mom was artificially inseminated. You were the only one in that "load", thus why you're here.


Oh snap!

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

oo snizzaaaaapppp

[BABY J]

=/

Lol, baby J's only here because his mom was artificially inseminated. You were the only one in that "load", thus why you're here.


Oh snap!

ummmmm

[ahmonrah]

I was just sitting here flipping through the channels and I saw the beginning of "Look Who's Talking" coming on... you know the part, when the sperm are racing through some1s snatch to get to the scrambled cheese and eggs - LOL. I saw some mis-guided sperm pecking away at the snatch-walls no where NEAR the egg :thinking: --- some stopped not doing anything... and that reminded me that the "theory" is that the strongest and fastest swimmers make it to the egg.

After thinking about THAT, I immediately started thinking of YOU retards... and I call BS!!!!!!! :thinking: There is NO F.UCKIN WAY that YOU retards are the winners in a race that theoretically was a race among millions of other sperm. You f.uckers HAD to cheat to be here b/c I'm not buying it --- look at some of your fav idiots on here and think "he/she won the race... there were millions of OTHER people that this idiot COULD have became, yet we are stuck w/ him/her." LMAO!!!

I mean, makes sense that I won my race... I mean, I'm Baby J -- sh.it!!! :yes: :rolleyes: But YOU f.ckers, H3LL to the NO!!! NO WAY you won. Science is a lie. LMAO!!! I think what happens when we pop is the strongest/fastest sperm start at the back --- and you retarded IA clowns got the pole due to lack of intellect and a clue. SOME how, SOME way... even w/ sperm like ME gaining on ya and pulling like crazy on the big end, you dumba$ses pulled off an upset and got there 1st -- and that's how we end up w/ stupid people.... like you all.:cheers: LMAO!! HA HA

* discuss*:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:
that had to be the funniest statement i've read in a while!!
but another thing i've heard is that sperm have different roles. i was watching something on discovery that looked at the possibility that some sperm behave as "blockerz", fighters and other **** to ensure one sperm from the same person gets a chance to fertilize an egg.....they took sperm from 2 different dudes and put it in one ****, and the sperm had a mini-war, tearing off the little tail things of RIVAL SPERM.....you had lil spermheads with no tails floppin around on the "floor".....http://www.quickrob.com/weblog/sperm_wars.gifbut honestly i always wondered if the sperm that died for some idiot to be born dont feel a little cheated, once that idiot gets born, lives and commences to embarrass everyone that knows them.

[ahmonrah]

Killer sperm kill any sperm from other males found inside the female.
Blocker sperm join flagellas (the tails they use to swim) and block any approaching sperm from other men.
Egg-getters go for the gold in that great race we call sex.
And family-planning sperm (cute name) kill any and all sperm it can find.

The sperms which kill other sperm do so with the enzyme found on their heads. This enzyme also eats away at the outer membrane of a female egg shell, which is the primary use for it. Somehow along the way, though, it became evolutionarily advantageous to use that enzyme to destroy your potential enemy by chewing through the flagella of an “enemy” sperm and cutting the opponent in two pieces, meaning that the sperm opponent will neve make it to the finish line and instead will languish and die without fulfilling his only purpose of existence.

The blockers form a wall and, well, they seem to be some of the original cawk-blockers.:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:
(seems some blockers chose to be born, so they can block for longer than 3-5 days!!!)

original link :lmfao: (http://www.quickrob.com/weblog/?p=689)

[ahmonrah]

it seems, that this should've been the prime route for some peoples on earth:

http://www.riddleware.com/funny/sperm.jpg

[ahmonrah]

in some cases, i'm sure this is what happened!!!
http://www.headinjurytheater.com/images/comic%20retarded%20sperm%20jared%20hindman.jpg

[BABY J]

LMAO!!! TOUCHE!

[imbosile]

did you ever consider maybe the egg is what contributed to the moronic side of IA, since it takes and EGG and a SPERM to make a person. So it's not necessarily the sperm's fault, maybe the mom was the weak link ya know.

[BABY J]

Troo - I bet MANIAC would agree that stupid people got it from their mom. LOL

[JustinSane110™]

After thinking about THAT, I immediately started thinking of YOU retards... and I call BS!!!!!!! :thinking: There is NO F.UCKIN WAY that YOU retards are the winners in a race that theoretically was a race among millions of other sperm. You f.uckers HAD to cheat to be here b/c I'm not buying it --- look at some of your fav idiots on here and think "he/she won the race... there were millions of OTHER people that this idiot COULD have became, yet we are stuck w/ him/her." LMAO!!!

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[BKgen®]

it's For The LOSS, not For The LOSE :goodjob:

[Crazy Asian]

ARG ITS STILL GOING ON!!

[ahmonrah]

ttt :lmfao:

[Revmaynard]

Pssh you're only so great because your dad was your mom too. ****ing shemales.

[BABY J]

^^^ LMAO!!! PWNT

[BKgen®]

CHOCK FULL OF LOSS, NOOB.

[BABY J]

^^ What the heyl are you talking about?

[ahmonrah]

Pssh you're only so great because your dad was your mom too. ****ing shemales.um......BABYJ, did he just fire an insult your way?

~hands J 30rd insult magazine~

[BABY J]

Mr. 5k posts calls ME the noob, and obviously doesn't realize why there are quotes around the word "lose". Kids --- I tell ya. He's one of the ones this thread is talking about.

[ahmonrah]

Mr. 5k posts calls ME the noob, and obviously doesn't realize why there are quotes around the word "lose". Kids --- I tell ya. He's one of the ones this thread is talking about.
~locates the pic~
"ahh! so i guess this fits?"
http://www.headinjurytheater.com/images/comic%20retarded%20sperm%20jared%20hindman.jpg

[ahmonrah]

i found some more pics too....
http://www.jakesjokes.com/gallery/albums/funnypics_sexy/normal_sperm.jpg

http://btr0xw.rz.uni-bayreuth.de/Dr-Fun/html/Dr-Fun/df9402/df940210.jpg

http://www.freeworldgroup.com/humorimages/sperm.gif

[ahmonrah]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_HWU3wX2cDLQ/RyJsXT7pqcI/AAAAAAAAAmg/571s9pHrqmk/s1600/funny_animation_2.gif

ummm.....

[autumnk5]

do you have brothers or sisters?

if so, you aren't the best your dad has to offer. you might actually be second best or so. plus many women could of have abortions or miscarriages. you aren't that great :( and don't forget all the times your dad worn a condom. his best could of died there.

[autumnk5]

that wasn't directed at anyone. just saying.

if that's the case, i'm at least number 2 on my dad's best list.

[ahmonrah]

hmm....

[autumnk5]

what?

[ahmonrah]

huh??

[BABY J]

LMFAO @ AUTUMN.

See what I mean here people? PRIME example. LOL

[BKgen®]

wat