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nreggie454
12-26-2007, 01:15 PM
I am watching the news right now, and apparently a tiger escaped from the San Francisco Zoo and mauled a man. Some sources also say that the guy had taunted the tiger a lot, and walked away. Later, the tiger got out of his cage, hunted down the guy, and tore out his throat.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/12/26/tiger.attack/index.html
ShooterMcGavin
12-26-2007, 04:07 PM
uh, heard nothing anywhere about him taunting the tiger...maybe u heard that from faux news
mocha latte cupcake
12-26-2007, 04:08 PM
or maybe that tigers after you next for doubting his skills f00!
ShooterMcGavin
12-26-2007, 04:08 PM
only if it can find a way to resurrect itself....
mocha latte cupcake
12-26-2007, 04:09 PM
i heard its chuck norris' tiger....you're screwed
Leadfoot_mf
12-26-2007, 04:10 PM
what sources said that? didnt say anything about taunting the tiger.
ShooterMcGavin
12-26-2007, 04:10 PM
no problemo, i have jack bauer's lion on my side :goodjob:
JITB
12-26-2007, 04:12 PM
lol reps for makin up ****..
mocha latte cupcake
12-26-2007, 04:14 PM
JACK BAUER IS CHUCKS ILLEGITIMATE CHILD.... thats why he can go the entire length of a week and no pee... he had his bladder removed because it make him lose hours in the day in which he could be fighting terrorists... however jack being the HALF breed he is no able to grow the manly beard NOR is he able to kill people with a single stare, and he suffers from post traumatic stress syndome and ED... so sad
Killer
12-26-2007, 04:28 PM
JACK BAUER IS CHUCKS ILLEGITIMATE CHILD.... thats why he can go the entire length of a week and no pee... he had his bladder removed because it make him lose hours in the day in which he could be fighting terrorists... however jack being the HALF breed he is no able to grow the manly beard NOR is he able to kill people with a single stare, and he suffers from post traumatic stress syndome and ED... so sad


true story

bauer is a ***** compaired to chuck...
nreggie454
12-26-2007, 04:36 PM
When I was watching the news, they were saying it. I know the story I posted had nothing about it, but it is still what I heard.
Psycho
12-26-2007, 04:59 PM
I love happy endings.
§treet_§peed
12-26-2007, 05:04 PM
they always go for the throat first....