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198plus
12-23-2007, 06:50 PM
Twas the night before Xmas when all through Import Atlanta Forum
Not a member was stirring only BORIS trying on his dress to play mom
HUNTER was hanging his nude pictures by the chimmy with care
In hopes that Jessica Simpson would soon be there
CHAD was having a six pack with RETRO sitting on the bed
While visions of BORIS in a dress danced in his head
And COLLINS in his Jama's, with a his wife on his lap
With CHAMPCOUPE on the toilet taking a crap
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
Rick threw the beer on the floor to see what was the matter
He tripped over LANKHOSS and hit his head on the window wow what a crash
BORIS tore open the shutters and got his dress caught on the sash lol
The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow
Showed the yellow line of ZOSICK taking a pee in the snow
When what to ZOSICKS wondering eyes should appear
But a miniature sleigh with 8 bikini girls and DAVE calling them over hear over hear http://www.musclecar-evolution.com/forums/images/smilies2/leghump.gif
With Marshall as the driver, so lively and quick
BORIS new in a minute it must be 198PLUS pulling a trick http://www.musclecar-evolution.com/forums/images/smilies2/wavey.gif
More sexy then ever his women so tame
He whistled and shouted and called them by name
Now GIRLIEZ Now Anglina and Kara
On Jessica On Jennifer On Paris and Sara
To LS2KID standing on the porch and ERIC on the wall
All the guys getting ready to watch fall
Now here comes ZULATER and he's holding a list
I think mabye he going to try and steal a kiss
So up to the house top the girls they flew
With the sleigh full of booze,and TURBO DAVE too
And the in a twinkling SLOWETZ heard them on the roof
The girls dancing and stomping on MARSALL for being such a goof
As HUNTER drew his hand and was turning around
Down the chimmy came Marshall head first as he hit the ground
He was dressed all in fur,from his head to to his foot
His clothes were all torn from the beating and all full of soot
A Case of Budwiswer he had flung on his back
He looked like a crossdresser as he took a beer from the pack
His eyes were all blurry.he had dimples how merry
His cheeks were like roses,from getting slapped by the girls,and his nose like a cherry
His mouth was hung open, in the middle of his hair he had a cute bow
And his face looked white as the snow
The piece of the Xmas tree he held tight in his teeth
Around his neck the girls shoved a wreath
He had one of the girls in his face,so she kicked him in his round belly
That shook when he cried like bowl full of jelly
He was drunk as a skunk and thought he was a elf
And 198PLUS laughed when he saw him and spit all over himself
A punch in the eye,and a twist of his head
As RICK fell backwards and landed on the bed
He spoke not a word, to tired to go to work
So he filled all the stockings and said what a jerk
And giving him the finger aside of his nose
He kicked Marshall in the ass and up the chimmy he rose
198PLUS was waiting in the sleigh, to the girls MARSHALL gave a whistle
And away they all flew like a down of a thistle
But I heard 198PLUS exclaim as he drove out of sight
This is the last time Marshall I take you on this flight
As 198PLUS shouted out MERRY CHRISTMAS to all
And again MARSHALL you screwed up the night.



To all my friends Merry Christmas ;)

jayjaySTI
12-23-2007, 07:20 PM
dam bro u got some skills

onebadgt
12-23-2007, 08:35 PM
thats awesom ronnie. reps times 100

CHADbee
12-23-2007, 10:23 PM
bwahahahahaaahahahaaaaaa


u need a new car old man...sitting in the house with ur wife has made u go :crazy:

Whiteboy™
12-23-2007, 10:26 PM
cliff notes? lol

198plus
12-24-2007, 08:20 AM
No **** :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
bwahahahahaaahahahaaaaaa


u need a new car old man...sitting in the house with ur wife has made u go :crazy:

Curmudgeon
12-24-2007, 11:59 AM
Ronnie..... you got WAY too much time on your hands old man.
Merry Christmas. Hope all is begining to turn your way again-

GirlieZ
12-24-2007, 02:36 PM
haha you all didnt know ronnie is signed to bad boy south? how do you think he rolls up in such supa fly whips?

cute ronnie plus one

Z U L8R
12-24-2007, 03:21 PM
LOL, merry christmas ronnie :D

On_Her_Face
12-24-2007, 04:05 PM
lol merry xmas to you ronnie and the rest of the kills forum!!

btw z u l8r it was nice meeting you the other day

collins
12-24-2007, 05:55 PM
lol ronnie, man that must be the old age and experience of grandpa's storytelling shining through with that kinda skill! hahaha merry christmas old man! and everybody else too.

198plus
12-25-2007, 10:32 PM
Hope, no one thinks I'm that bright :thinking: :thinking: lol
cliff notes? lol

Z U L8R
12-26-2007, 08:30 PM
lol merry xmas to you ronnie and the rest of the kills forum!!

btw z u l8r it was nice meeting you the other day

u2 man :cheers: :goodjob:

here's what's new Uncle Ron! should bring you back to your glory days, best part bout this one is now i have a back seat for the little lady :boobies: :lmfao::lmfao:

1972 Datsun 510 4 door, wanna talk about power to weight :crazy: how's about a 2000lb sedan :taun: :lmfao:

should be a 13 second car with the 160hp 2.4L nissan truck motor....boost and :nx: coming soon :eek: :bump:.........after the rollcage, paint job, and drivetrain upgrades though >_<

hope you're doing well sir! :bannana:
take care =]
Dave

ps, sorry, didn't know the pictures were gonna be hugantic >_<

198plus
12-26-2007, 11:24 PM
That should be very interesting :D
u2 man :cheers: :goodjob:

here's what's new Uncle Ron! should bring you back to your glory days, best part bout this one is now i have a back seat for the little lady :boobies: :lmfao::lmfao:

1972 Datsun 510 4 door, wanna talk about power to weight :crazy: how's about a 2000lb sedan :taun: :lmfao:

should be a 13 second car with the 160hp 2.4L nissan truck motor....boost and :nx: coming soon :eek: :bump:.........after the rollcage, paint job, and drivetrain upgrades though >_<

hope you're doing well sir! :bannana:
take care =]
Dave

ps, sorry, didn't know the pictures were gonna be hugantic >_<

198plus
12-26-2007, 11:27 PM
Yes to much time, hope your doing well.
Ronnie..... you got WAY too much time on your hands old man.
Merry Christmas. Hope all is begining to turn your way again-