IA Racial Joke thread

[RandomGuy]

if you're offended by racial jokes suck a nut and get out of this thread
;) lol

so with that said LET 'EM GO ... and keep in mind this is all in good fun.


I'll start it off


What do you call a black scuba diver?





















A SEA MONKEY


LIRL

[RandomGuy]

two black guys, Tyrone and Jamal, were standing outside a store when they see a sign that said become white...only 99cents ... Tyrone had a $1 bill and Jamal had 98 cents...so Jamal says to Tyrone...go in, become white, then give me the left over penny so I can become white too...Tyrone says ok and goes inside and comes back out...Jamal exclaims holy sh!t you're white!!...give me the penny so I can be white too...Tyrone looks at him and says...
FUĈK YOU NİGGER GET A JOB!

[sidewayz]

what do you call a barn full of naggers ?



























































antique farm equipment

[redrumracer]

There's an Asian, a Hispanic, and a Black riding in a car. Who's driving?
















The cop.

[RandomGuy]

What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?
































ROBERTO


LIRL

[81911SC]

I would post but it won't be a joke and I will be banzered.

[RandomGuy]

I would post but it won't be a joke and I will be banzered.http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=152002

[81911SC]

Does it have to be a joke?

[RandomGuy]

Does it have to be a joke?shut the fuk up and post something

panzy

[81911SC]

Want a joke? Ok, Naggers making movies. Either it has a f ucking basketball in it or some ***** (male or female) snapin and popin, or a combination of both. Makes me sick.

[SicStang03]

Want a joke? Ok, Naggers making movies. Either it has a f ucking basketball in it or some ***** (male or female) snapin and popin, or a combination of both. Makes me sick.


http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u141/bradsjl/Random/gasp-that-is-racist.png

[RandomGuy]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u141/bradsjl/Random/gasp-that-is-racist.png...

[nreggie454]

http://i15.tinypic.com/7yr0aqv.jpg

[BABY J]

two black guys, Tyrone and Jamal, were standing outside a store when they see a sign that said become white...only 99cents ... Tyrone had a $1 bill and Jamal had 98 cents...so Jamal says to Tyrone...go in, become white, then give me the left over penny so I can become white too...Tyrone says ok and goes inside and comes back out...Jamal exclaims holy sh!t you're white!!...give me the penny so I can be white too...Tyrone looks at him and says...
FUĈK YOU NÝGGER GET A JOB!


:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[BobbyFresco]

if you're offended by racial jokes suck a nut and get out of this thread
;) lol

so with that said LET 'EM GO ... and keep in mind this is all in good fun.


I'll start it off


What do you call a black scuba diver?



A SEA MONKEY


LIRL



LOL:lmfao:

[BobbyFresco]

Want a joke? Ok, Naggers making movies. Either it has a f ucking basketball in it or some ***** (male or female) snapin and popin, or a combination of both. Makes me sick.


You are truely a dumbass. And I mean that sincerely. :goodjob:

[BKgen®]

what happens when a Cuban gets a flat tire?




he drowns.

[AnthonyF]

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Walks up to the bar tender. & the bar tender says "Hey, where did you get that?" " BROCK...Africa's full of them"

[BKgen®]

why do mexicans re-fry their beans?






have you even known a mexican to do something right the first time?

[BKgen®]

Why do blacks put their garbage in clear bags?



So puerto ricans can window shop.

[Leadfoot_mf]

why do mexicans steal cabbage patch dolls?














for the birth certificate. lolz

[ZeDFuNk]

What does BFI on a dumpster stand for??







black family inside.


badoom CHEE

[BKgen®]

how does santa know he's accidentally landed on a Jew's roof?



there's a parking meter by the chimney.

[quickdodge®]

Black guy stumbles across an old lamp. He picks it up and rubs it real good.

Out comes a genie giving the black guy 3 wishes. Black dude says,

"I wanna be white, uptight and outta sight!"

So the genie turned him into a tampon.

Later, QD.

[BKgen®]

how does a black chick know if she's pregnant?


stick a banana up her cooter -- if it comes out half-eaten, there's another monkey on the way.

[Leadfoot_mf]

A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, “I have a question that’s haunted me all of my days on earth… Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?”

St. Peter said, “That’s a question only God can answer.” So the zebra went off in search of God. When he found Him, the zebra asked, “God, please - I must know. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?”

God simply replied “You are what you are.”

The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more, who asked him, “Well, did God straighten out your query for you?” The zebra looked puzzled.

“No sir, God simply said ‘You are what you are.’” St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, “Well then, there you are. You are white with black stripes.”

The zebra asked St. Peter, “How do you know that for certain?” “Because,” said St. Peter, “If you were black with white stripes, God would have said, “You is what you is.”

[Leadfoot_mf]

the top 10 reasons why there are no Black NASCAR drivers:

1. Have to sit upright while driving.
2. Pistol won’t stay under front seat.
3. Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
4. Pit crew can’t work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
5. They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
6. Police cars on track interfere with race.
7. No passenger seat for the Ho.
8. No Cadillacs approved for competition.
9. When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
10. They can’t wear their helmets sideways.

[BKgen®]

the top 10 reasons why there are no Black NASCAR drivers:

1. Have to sit upright while driving.
2. Pistol won’t stay under front seat.
3. Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
4. Pit crew can’t work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
5. They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
6. Police cars on track interfere with race.
7. No passenger seat for the Ho.
8. No Cadillacs approved for competition.
9. When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
10. They can’t wear their helmets sideways.


:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: +1

[Leadfoot_mf]

Why are black people so strong?







TV's are getting heavier.

[Leadfoot_mf]

There is an apartment with three families in it. A black family lives at the top, a white family lives in the middle and a mexican family lives at the bottom. A tornado hit the apartment, which family survived?











The white family, they were all at work.

[Leadfoot_mf]

How is spoiled milk and a fat white girl's legs alike?





They're both white and chunky

[BKgen®]

why can't black kids play in the sand box?


the cat keeps trying to bury them.

[Killer]

WHY DIDN'T I SEE THIS THREAD SOONER!!!! lol



joke:
a white guy, a black guy, and a mexican all get a wish from God...

The black guy asks God if he could send all the black people (including himself) back to africa so they can restore their beautiful home land..

The mexican (thinking to himself, that's an awesome idea!!) Asks God to send him/and all the other mexicans back to their home land so they can make their country stronger and wealthier....


the white guy looks at God and says... "so all the blacks are back in africa?" God replies.. "Yes sir, they are..." the white guys then asks.... "and all the mexicans are back in mexico???" God again replies "every last one of them, now what WISH would you like my son"

White guy says.... "I'll take a coke"

[Leadfoot_mf]

How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?









When your computer is upgraded, homework is done, and the chink is still trying to back out of the yard.

[XLR8NMR2]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v363/Xlr8nMr2/4le2hbb-1.jpg

[quickdodge®]

A little black boy goes into the kitchen where His mom is baking. He puts His hand in the flour and wipes it all over His face. He looks at His mom and says, "Mom, look, I`m a white boy!"
His mom slaps him in the kisser and says, "Go show your father!"
He goes to His dad in the living room and says, "Look dad, I`m a white boy!" His dad slaps him hard in the face and says, "Go show your Grandmother!"
The boy goes in His grandmother`s room and says, "Look granny, I`m a white boy!" His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to His mother.
His mother says "See. Did you learn anything from that?!"
To which the boy replies, "Sure enough did. I`ve only been white for 5 minutes and I already hate you black people!"

[quickdodge®]

What's the definition of confusion?


Father's Day in Harlem.

Later, QD.

[Killer]

LOL that's hilarious qd

[DaX]

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[XLR8NMR2]

http://i19.tinypic.com/8dwddgn.jpg

:lmfao:@ PHATBOISLIM LOOK ALIKE

[§treet_§peed]

i liked my thread with the link better.

[BKgen®]

why do mexicans drive low riders?



so they can steer with one hand and pick lettuce with the other.

[Maniac1]

What do you call a person who's darker than you?


A


Nagger.

[BKgen®]

What do you call a person who's darker than you?

A


Nagger.




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[Maniac1]

What do you call a white dude?


A


Cracker.

[BABY J]

What's white and 11 inches long?

A: Nothing

[Maniac1]

What's white and 11 inches long?

A: NothingLOLOL! oh snapz!

[BKgen®]

LOLOL! oh snapz!

don't laugh... it also applies to you, ese. :lmfao:

[IOnlyLookStock]

White joke! (kinda)

2 white guys are walking around and they find a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie comes out and says you can have three wishes. The guy wishes silently to the genie and a hundred KKK members come running in from all directions. The other white guy says "what the hell did you wish for?" The first white guy says "I just asked to be hung like a nagger.."

[BKgen®]

what do you get when you cross a black guy with an octopus?






i have no idea, but it could pick cotton like a motherfuker.

[R3RUN]

Why doesn't mexico do good in the Olympics?






Anyone that can run, jump, or swim is in the US.

[XanRules]

HAHAHAHA

[Leadfoot_mf]

what do you get when you cross a black guy with an octopus?






i have no idea, but it could pick cotton like a motherfuker.
your getting your jokes from the same place i got mine :D

[XanRules]

Stolen from another thread:

What's the difference between black people and tires?






Tires don't sing when you put chains on 'em.

[Lucky.]

Whats the difference between a black person and a piece of shiet in a bucket?

The piece of shiet is in a bucket.

----------------------------

How is a black like an apple?


they both hang from trees.

[devinwebb907]

why were there no nigs in the flinstones?

they were still monkeys back then.


what do you do when you see a n***** with one leg?

stop laughing and reload


did you hear about the new car in israel?
not only will it stop on the dime, it will go back and get it, too.

and my fav: what is a n*****?
proof that skunks f*** monkeys

[BKgen®]

your getting your jokes from the same place i got mine :D

lol i dunno i remembered most of these from the last racist thread. i'm at work so i can't go look for new ones on kkk sites or whatever lolol.

[81911SC]

You are truely a dumbass. And I mean that sincerely. :goodjob:
Prove me wrong.

[Echonova]

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/owned-4.jpg

[IOnlyLookStock]

HA! ^

[Whiteboy™]

this thread is full of win

[Lucky.]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x22/DrunkMonkGar/Cats/Kitty-ILoveThisThread.jpg

[HalfBaked]

Juan,carlos,and antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins?






Society.

[HalfBaked]

What are the first 3 words in every mexican cookbook?





steal a chicken

[Double_0_Rusty]

How do you keep a black person from drowning?

















Take your foot off his head.

[Specsteve]

Whats the difference between a jewish man and a pizza?














































Pizza's dont scream when you throw them in to the oven.

[Echonova]

What's this??????? ~turns head to look over each shoulder~









Beginning to every N*gger joke.

[BKgen®]

what's the difference between Jews and canoes?


canoes tip.

[Lizbiz101]

Didn't we just have a thread like this....???

[matthewAPM]

how do u fit 100 jews in a car?


















4 in the seats and 96 in the ashtray.

[matthewAPM]

why are black people so good at basketball?













because it involves stealing, shooting, and running.

[Lucky.]

Did you hear the one about . .
. . the baby n!gger who went to heaven and got his wings? He said, "God! Look! I'm an angel!", and God said, "No you stupid n!gger! You're a bat, now eff off!"

[Lucky.]

What does NAACP stand for?
Now Apes Are Called People -Brandon

[Specsteve]

What do you do when you see a group of black guys trying to rape a woman?

































Throw them a basketball.

[XanRules]

What do you say when you see your VCR floating through the night?

"Drop it, nigra"

[redrumracer]

a white guy, an asian, and a black man are all sitting at a barand all are disabled. then jesus walks in and goes up to white man a says your healed. the white man get up and says "thank you jesus" and runs out the bar. then jesus goes up to the asian and tells him that he is healed as well. the asian guy get up and says thank you as well. the jesus comes up to the black man, then suddenly the black man turns around and says "dont you touch me." and jesus ask why, then the black man says "cuz im collecting disability pay"

[XanRules]

http://www.scangwinnett.com/mugshots/?city=All&date=2007-11-26&id=2007044757

FAILURE TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

[antiv6]

why do black people only have nightmares?




































the last one that had a dream got shot

[redrumracer]

this one doesnt even have any charges
http://www.scangwinnett.com/mugshots/?city=All&date=2007-11-26&id=2007044821

[RandomGuy]

this one doesnt even have any charges
http://www.scangwinnett.com/mugshots/?city=All&date=2007-11-26&id=2007044821

prolly thought she was stepping into the bathroom and next thing she knows she's printed, booked, and mugshotted...

[xlilvi3tx]

why do medicine bottles always have cotton on top of the medicine?












to remind ****as that they were cotton pickers before drug dealors

[nitrousfed]

what is the difference between a dead n****r in the road and a dead dog in the road






























dead dog has skid marks leading up to it:burnout:

[nitrousfed]

mexican and a n****r jump outta a plane at the same time who hits the ground first?

































































who cares

[gijoe0720]

..

[BKgen®]

I'm OK with not being able to dance.

At least I don't stink. :)

[b16ftw]

lmao @ this thread.

[Psycho]

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.

I think I found the forum you guys are riping these jokes off from. So, I'm gonna fuсk this thread up and post the link
MWAHAHAHA (http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=14884&page=13)

[nreggie454]

why do black people only have nightmares?


the last one that had a dream got shot

Memphis FTW!!!
(for the record, yes, that is a joke)

[Alan®]

how do you hide a black guys food stamps from him?
hide em under his work boots

How do you keep a black guy out of your back yard?
Hang one in the front

what does a UFO and Hard working black man have in common?
Often reported to have been seen but never to actually exist

what's the difference between a picnic table and a black man?
the picnic table can support a family of 4

whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?
the pizza can feed the family of 4

What's a jew's biggest dillema?
Free ham

Why's a jew's nose so big?
because air is free

why do jews watch porn backwards?
they like to watch the hooker give the money back.

A mexican, an american, and arab are sitting at a bar together having drinks. the mexican finishes his beer takes the glass throws it in the air and shoots it. the other too look at the mexican wondering what the hell is going on when he looks at them in says "where i come from labor is so cheap we don't drink with the same glasses more than once". a few minutes go by and the arab finishes his beer throws the glass up in the air and shoots it. the other two look at him waiting for an explanation when he says"where I come from there is so much sand that glasses are so cheap we don't drink with the same ones more than once". a few more minutes go by and the american finishes his beer finally. finally he turns around shoots the arab and the mexican and addresses the bar and tells them "in america we have so many mexican and arabs we don't drink with the same ones more than once."