RandomGuy
12-15-2007, 12:20 AM
Subject: why men don't write relationship advice columns
Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work
leaving husband in the house watching the TV
as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked
out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's
help.
When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a
neighbor lady making mad passionate love
to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years.
When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back yard
and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue, but found her unconscious.
He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed, and began CPR.
When she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing him and he
was attempting to break free when I came back. But when I asked him why
neither of them had any clothes on, he broke down and admitted that they had
been having an affair for the past six months.
I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six
months ago, and he says he has been feeling
increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I
gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I
can get through to him anymore. Can you please help?
Sincerely, Mrs. Sheila Usk
Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
variety of faults with the engine.
Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear,
check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all
grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be
that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the
carburetor float chamber.
I hope this helps,
Walter
Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work
leaving husband in the house watching the TV
as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked
out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's
help.
When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a
neighbor lady making mad passionate love
to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years.
When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back yard
and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue, but found her unconscious.
He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed, and began CPR.
When she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing him and he
was attempting to break free when I came back. But when I asked him why
neither of them had any clothes on, he broke down and admitted that they had
been having an affair for the past six months.
I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six
months ago, and he says he has been feeling
increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I
gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I
can get through to him anymore. Can you please help?
Sincerely, Mrs. Sheila Usk
Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
variety of faults with the engine.
Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear,
check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all
grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be
that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the
carburetor float chamber.
I hope this helps,
Walter