So your EF Squad Prez is a HERO

[bigdare23]

Well today was my 2nd day at work, and it was extreme!!!


So I was in the back of our building packing my van to go out into the field. Then I heard a loud scream come from our warehouse. I didn't pay it much attention at first since our place is relatively safe and there's always someone playing pranks on someone, but I heard it again. So I decide to go and investigate, but right before I could open the door, the door opens and one of my coworker is bleeding like hell from his hand! His ass cut off two of his damn fingers!!! So I ran in the building and yell call 911 and sent someone off after his fingers. Luckily, I didn't panic. Afterwards I was shook for a minute but it wore off. Damn I had hell of a morning.

[JDMJAYDC2]

well medical school is only a few more years longer than your in for now.....

[jfrolang]

how do he cut off two of his fingers?

[JDMJAYDC2]

trying to do the Westside hand sign

[TheChosenOne]

Where do you work?

[00CelicaGT]

trying to do the Westside hand sign

LOL

WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE WE HAD AN ASSISTANT COACH, HE WAS LIKE 86 AND HE CUT HIS FINGERS OFF WORKING ON A LAWN MOWER WHILE IT WAS ON(DUMBASS).:lmfao:

[toonz]

Good job D

[JDMJAYDC2]

believe it or not when i was working at home depot we had like 5 ppl get their fingers cut off trying to me mr.Home Depot and work on a running lawn mower

[Papa_Smurf]

who would work on a runnin lawn mower.... i just dont understand that.

[JDMJAYDC2]

white ppl go figure....

[EvasiveEF9]

Dare...you've always been my hero...

And LoL @ people working on a running lawnmower. I used to do lawncare and landscaping. I've done it, before...but not in the blade area. I've also almost taken off my leg twice because I was doing chainsaw work and got tired, but didn't wanna quit working. I've hit my foot several times with blades from the weedeater. Hell, what else...

[The BUCKY]

D do you still have your obd0 ecu

[00CelicaGT]

white ppl go figure....

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[spoon91]

Why's it always got to be a Dumbass white Dude. . . . . . . .F**king $hit!!!

[crhatchzc]

D do you still have your obd0 ecu

nah he dont i ended up gettin it off him

[JDMJAYDC2]

Dare...you've always been my hero...

And LoL @ people working on a running lawnmower. I used to do lawncare and landscaping. I've done it, before...but not in the blade area. I've also almost taken off my leg twice because I was doing chainsaw work and got tired, but didn't wanna quit working. I've hit my foot several times with blades from the weedeater. Hell, what else...


like i said WHITE PPL go figure:lmfao:

[EvasiveEF9]

So now you're gonna turn this into a race thing, Jermaine? That is just like you...

[JDMJAYDC2]

what do you mean its just like you... you mean its a black thing to say...... huh....last time i checked you were white and you openly admitted to working on a running lawnmower as well as other gas powah machines that could take off something in a instant. huh ben whats that.....oh guess you cant talk with your white hood on!!

[EvasiveEF9]

LoLoL. I'm quittin' this discussion as soon as you say "white hood".

[JDMJAYDC2]

yes down with tha great bennie finally caught you speechless as you done me so many times hey ben did you rep me for that pm i sent you beech!

[EvasiveEF9]

...what PM?

And yeah...when it comes to racism, I'll push limits and jokes, man...but there's some lines I won't cross.

Believe it or not, I DO censor myself SOMEtimes...

[JDMJAYDC2]

the pm directing you to that guy who wants a d series block

and i had no idea you had limits sir good to know you are still human under that tight ass t shirt

[EmminoDaGreat]

:ttiwwp:

[EvasiveEF9]

That's right, suga...

LoL. Yeah. Limits. They're few, but they are there. Such as I won't mess around with 3 K's, or anything do with it...I won't say the C word in front of a female. MOST females...I censor cursing period, and if I don't the female, I won't talk about sexual crap in front of them. Mom still gets all the respect in the world, I won't have sex under heavy influence of alcohol, nor if SHE'S under the influence...uh...hell, what else?

They're there...LoL

[EvasiveEF9]

:ttiwwp:

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v16/68/123/150600077/n150600077_30015485_7632.jpg <== Hero and his owner.

[JDMJAYDC2]

date rape drug doesnt mean under the influence does it......?

[Papa_Smurf]

lolol darryl just had to wear that cap lookin thing?

lol he would have looked like an upstanding young man without it....tsk tsk

[magneto198]

take out the blade if your gonna work on a lawnmower

[EvasiveEF9]

take out the blade if your gonna work on a lawnmower
wtf?

...or just don't start it?

[JDMJAYDC2]

and this is coming from mr white man him self lol

[EvasiveEF9]

and this is coming from mr white man him self lol
...I've learned my lesson... :ninja:

[bigdare23]

LOL@thread

He was using a table saw (table with a built in blade for the noobs). How the hell he cut his fingers off??? I don't know because its like 85% covered.

Bucky that ecu is gone (stated earlier)

James, you really didn't want to see pics of it trust me, LOL.

[EvasiveEF9]

...you saying that only makes me wanna see them more...

And Dare, you're not my hero anymore. You kinda broke our hearts on saturday.

[EvasiveEF9]

...you saying that only makes me wanna see them more...

And Dare, you're not my hero anymore. You kinda broke our hearts on saturday.

LoL @ Jermaine's probably gonna come in and go "he's white. He had the saw on and tried to stop the blade with his bare hands!"

LoL @ I probably just made Jermaine go "Damn...now I have nothing to say!"

[Papa_Smurf]

...you saying that only makes me wanna see them more...

And Dare, you're not my hero anymore. You kinda broke our hearts on saturday.

LoL @ Jermaine's probably gonna come in and go "he's white. He had the saw on and tried to stop the blade with his bare hands!"

LoL @ I probably just made Jermaine go "Damn...now I have nothing to say!"

x2 :cry:

[EvasiveEF9]

That was sad, man!

[jfrolang]

Such a shame that the self-appointed President and Leader of the EF Squad couldn't make it to the EF Squad Holiday and Farewell Meet.

[EvasiveEF9]

That's ok, Jeff. I was there to say bye. Me...the runner-up leader... You know...second in charge. I'm always there for ya, man.

...unless it's a JDM meet. I stick out too much like a sore thumb.

I say vote for a new leader!

[JDMJAYDC2]

ahem!