View Full Version : The Cop and the Little Girl...
Killer
12-14-2007, 11:11 AM
A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street. While waiting a little girl on a new shiny bike stops beside him.
"Nice Bike" the cop says... "did santa bring it to you"
"YES SIR" the little girl replys....
The cop then looks the bike over again, and hands the little girl a 5$ ticket for a safety violation... "Next year tell Santa to place a reflector on it..."
The young girl looks up at him and says... "Nice Horse you got there... Did Santa bring it to you"
The officer laughs and says.... "Yeah he sure did"
The little girl then says.... "Next year tell Santa the D-I-C-K goes under the horse... Not on top"
1000cckiller
12-14-2007, 11:12 AM
A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street. While waiting a little girl on a new shiny bike stops beside him.
"Nice Bike" the cop says... "did santa bring it to you"
"YES SIR" the little girl replys....
The cop then looks the bike over again, and hands the little girl a 5$ ticket for a safety violation... "Next year tell Santa to place a reflector on it..."
The young girl looks up at him and says... "Nice Horse you got there... Did Santa bring it to you"
The officer laughs and says.... "Yeah he sure did"
The little girl then says.... "Next year tell Santa the D-I-C-K goes under the horse... Not on top"lol
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Killer again.
Sammich
12-14-2007, 11:13 AM
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/integra_hot/bushwink.gif
man this thread is some
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/integra_hot/BBmountain.jpg
Killer
12-14-2007, 11:14 AM
pbs... you loved it... don't lie... we all know how much you love the horse cawk....
Kelly
12-14-2007, 11:14 AM
A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street. While waiting a little girl on a new shiny bike stops beside him.
"Nice Bike" the cop says... "did santa bring it to you"
"YES SIR" the little girl replys....
The cop then looks the bike over again, and hands the little girl a 5$ ticket for a safety violation... "Next year tell Santa to place a reflector on it..."
The young girl looks up at him and says... "Nice Horse you got there... Did Santa bring it to you"
The officer laughs and says.... "Yeah he sure did"
The little girl then says.... "Next year tell Santa the D-I-C-K goes under the horse... Not on top"
Funny but old...
Who sent you that email? :ninja:
Killer
12-14-2007, 11:14 AM
Funny but old...
Who sent you that email? :ninja:
did you really just ask me that question????
Kelly
12-14-2007, 11:15 AM
Yeah...
Sammich
12-14-2007, 11:16 AM
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/integra_hot/010306_cartman_gets_owned.gif
1000cckiller
12-14-2007, 11:16 AM
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/integra_hot/bushwink.gif
man this thread is some
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/integra_hot/BBmountain.jpghttp://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:CtpVgKBvdGeKUM:http://www.fugly.com/media
Sammich
12-14-2007, 11:16 AM
http://smartassery.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/bull****.jpg
even kip knows
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/integra_hot/KIPowned.jpg
Jimmy B
12-14-2007, 11:17 AM
re, um.., reee... um.. REPOST!
Kelly
12-14-2007, 11:18 AM
http://smartassery.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/bull****.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/Varchon/1144818040321.jpg
Sammich
12-14-2007, 11:18 AM
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/integra_hot/threadsucks.gif
1000cckiller
12-14-2007, 11:20 AM
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/integra_hot/bushwink.gif
man this thread is some
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/integra_hot/BBmountain.jpgman dont **** work anymore
1000cckiller
12-14-2007, 11:21 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/Varchon/1144818040321.jpgjust like your sex life
Killer
12-14-2007, 11:22 AM
just like your sex life
no sir.... not at all :D :boobies: :idb: :boobies: :D
1000cckiller
12-14-2007, 11:23 AM
no sir.... not at all :D :boobies: :idb: :boobies: :Dyou have a broken leg, you cant fawk.
Sammich
12-14-2007, 11:24 AM
man dont **** work anymore
NAW U GOTA EDIT EVERYTHING lololol
just like your sex life
Kelly
12-14-2007, 11:24 AM
you have a broken leg, you cant fawk.
We adjusted when we had to.
He's good to go now.
Sammich
12-14-2007, 11:25 AM
you have a broken leg, you cant fawk.
ALL I HAD TO DO WAS PUT HER ON HER BACK:ninja: :police:
Killer
12-14-2007, 11:25 AM
you have a broken leg, you cant fawk.
i took that freakin boot off awhile back... even with it on... i could still do some pounding...
and it was a foot problem.. not my leg!
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