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dtmcnamara
12-13-2007, 02:50 PM
Lol.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/471479867.html

Date: 2007-11-07, 5:23AM PST


I met you at the bar last night, and we hit it off. Ya we were both a little buzzed, but you seemed as into me as I was into you. Things got to things, we made out a bit, and you ended up going home with me on the back of my motorcycle, which was awesome because that doesn't usually happen to me. I luckily had the extra helmet with me and let you wear my bike jacket while suffering the cold on the way home. I was feeling pretty happy and lucky to say the least.

This is where things got crazy.

I don't know if you slipped, or thought I was taking you home to kill you, or if your're just plain crazy and had a change of heart, but all of a sudden you let go of me MID-TURN and went flying into the bushes at about 10-15mph near the park by my house. I was so freaked out!!! when I looked back to see you fumbling in the bushes I could only PRAY TO GOD that you didn't hit the asphalt or something worse.

I really thought you must have been hurt at least a bit, but as I turned around to come check on you, you took off into the unlit park running full speed with my helmet and jacket still on! I parked my bike and looked for you for over 2 hours calling your name until I was so cold I had to go home or risk freezing to death.

WTF

Im sorry for what happened and I really hope your're ok, really I do, but seriously WTF. Running into a forested park in the middle of the night like that....I really can't begin to guess what you were thinking, and you weren't that drunk, but i suppose my "crazy-***** o' meter" wasn't working at the bar that night, and from the speed you took off I can only surmise that your're not that hurt. I would like my expensive bike gear back though, I hope it kept you warm during your psychotic episode, but it IS mine and I kinda need it to get around in the winter. If you could return it to the bar for me, check in with your shrink, and promise to never come near me again that would be great, cause you scared the #*$% outta me and are costing me alot of money.

Sincerely,
Very cold/poor motorcycle rider who will never let women near his bike again.

* Location: Seattle
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


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§treet_§peed
12-13-2007, 02:52 PM
PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MistaCee
12-13-2007, 04:06 PM
LOL wow

Kelly
12-13-2007, 04:25 PM
Ahahahahahahahahahaha.... That's awesome

OneSlow5pt0
12-13-2007, 04:26 PM
Bahahahha

big daddy
12-13-2007, 04:27 PM
hahahahaha
sucks for you

AnthonyF
12-13-2007, 04:29 PM
i would have been like, "if you dont like me fine, but gimme my shět back bětch!

quickdodgeŽ
12-13-2007, 04:31 PM
Ahahahahahahahahahaha.... That's awesome

Not to mention old. Later, QD.

Kelly
12-13-2007, 04:34 PM
Funny, nontheless

dtmcnamara
12-13-2007, 04:42 PM
Not to mention old. Later, QD.

observant. thats why it is in the greatest moments of craigslist section

quickdodgeŽ
12-13-2007, 05:03 PM
observant. thats why it is in the greatest moments of craigslist section

Didn't take reading the category to know it was old. Later, QD.

dtmcnamara
12-13-2007, 05:18 PM
well just informing you. just in case.....you never know this may come up on a test later on in the year or next year....

DieselNuts
12-13-2007, 05:31 PM
HAHA! Thats funny sh!t!

AnthonyF
12-13-2007, 06:04 PM
ttt

xlilvi3tx
12-13-2007, 06:15 PM
LMFAO

apex
12-13-2007, 06:19 PM
the motorcycle bandit hits again.

quickdodgeŽ
12-13-2007, 06:23 PM
well just informing you. just in case.....you never know this may come up on a test later on in the year or next year....

Informing me of what? Later, QD.