Home Depot alert

[BKgen®]

A 'Heads Up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works.

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th & 24th. Also November 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, 21st, three times just yesterday, and very likely this coming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful.

[Crazy Asian]

BAHAHAHAHAHAH WHO FALLS FOR THAT???!!! LOL

[fucksohc]

ROFl... random but funny..

[Leadfoot_mf]

**** i am going to get my wallet stolen tomorrow.

[EmminoDaGreat]

lol

[sirkus]

Wow... lol...

"and very likely this coming weekend."
:lmao:

[Spektrewing386]

just hide your wallet so they just crawl over you forever.......jokes on them then.

[chinitoxamor]

dayum how many times u got it stolen :thinking:





just hide your wallet so they just crawl over you forever.......jokes on them then.

that would be fun.. hahah crawl FOREVERRRRR :D

[Slow Motion]

Hey I need the location of those Home Depots.

[Elbow]

LOL Havent heard that in a LONNNGGGGGG time

[Alan®]

repost

[Jimmy B]

pretty sure thats a repost..

Korean car + you= fail

[Sammich]

pretty sure thats a repost..

Korean car + you= fail

the korean car in itself is a fail...the above posted equation = double fail

[iloveboost]

pretty sure thats a repost..

Korean car + you= fail


the korean car in itself is a fail...the above posted equation = double fail
Hahahahahah!! Almost as funny as the actual joke!

I haven't seen it before, so +1.

[Killer]

A 'Heads Up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works.

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th & 24th. Also November 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, 21st, three times just yesterday, and very likely this coming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful.


my dad sent me that a couple weeks back...

[BKgen®]

fags.

[Sammich]

the cowboys are sometimey like a tiburon...sometimes they are great..sometimes they arent...but at least u have a few good times right huh...dang i quit yo lol

[Wurm]

too bad her friend cant fit in the del sol

no worries for me

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

Hey I need the location of those Home Depots.Fawking emo ass sig.

[BKgen®]

the cowboys are sometimey like a tiburon...sometimes they are great..sometimes they arent...but at least u have a few good times right huh...dang i quit yo lol


lol retard.

[Sammich]

lolol

[BKgen®]

bewbs ^

:goodjob:

[Jimmy B]

Hahahahahah!! Almost as funny as the actual joke!

I haven't seen it before, so +1.

:blah: liar, i havent gotten a rep!





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um.. :ninja:

[AnthonyF]

KDM, random as hail! love it tho. hahaha

["B"]

Hadn't heard that version before.