ATTN IA: What are you wearing?

[The Yousef]

BMWMS2020 (9:47:36 PM): OMGHI2U
Dajoka87 (9:47:47 PM): OMGGGGGGGGGG
Dajoka87 (9:47:49 PM): HAIIIIII
BMWMS2020 (9:47:49 PM): what are you wearing?
Dajoka87 (9:48:31 PM): nothing
Dajoka87 (9:48:41 PM): and I have a tub of vaseline I am rubbing over my hairy hairy chest

[Whiteboy™]

lol.

[The Yousef]

lol.
i saw your car @ varsity....nice trunk...lol

[Whiteboy™]

lol, thanks

[RandomGuy]

lol you suck at making up IM's let me teach you how its done

Dajoka87 (9:53:34 PM): Sup, what you doing?
BMWMS2020 (9:53:36 PM): nothin much
Dajoka87 (9:53:53 PM): werd
Dajoka87 (9:53:55 PM): Yo were you on Barrett Parkway last night 'round 9pm?
BMWMS2020 (9:55:36 PM): Why yes, Yes I was, I was on my way to the deflowering session of my third cousin, she's 14. According to the gods, she only has 17 more days of fertility in this moon cycle before reincarnation and I was arranged to get it done for her.
Dajoka87 (9:56:04 PM): that is fukcing gross man!! WTF
BMWMS2020 (9:56:06 PM): dude, its just tradition, wanna know something funny though?
Dajoka87 (9:56:09 PM): not really lol
BMWMS2020 (9:56:16 PM): I wore a condom LIRL so we're gonna have to try again soon.
Dajoka87 (9:56:34 PM): you incestual b@stard!

[ueyedgr8tness]

GOT damn man that **** is wrong,But reps lol!!

[The Yousef]

lol you suck at making up IM's let me teach you how its done

Dajoka87 (9:53:34 PM): Sup, what you doing?
BMWMS2020 (9:53:36 PM): nothin much
Dajoka87 (9:53:53 PM): werd
Dajoka87 (9:53:55 PM): Yo were you on Barrett Parkway last night 'round 9pm?
BMWMS2020 (9:55:36 PM): Why yes, Yes I was, I was on my way to the deflowering session of my third cousin, she's 14. According to the gods, she only has 17 more days of fertility in this moon cycle before reincarnation and I was arranged to get it done for her.
Dajoka87 (9:56:04 PM): that is fukcing gross man!! WTF
BMWMS2020 (9:56:06 PM): dude, its just tradition, wanna know something funny though?
Dajoka87 (9:56:09 PM): not really lol
BMWMS2020 (9:56:16 PM): I wore a condom LIRL so we're gonna have to try again soon.
Dajoka87 (9:56:34 PM): you incestual b@stard!

:lmfao:

the only difference was...MINE IS REAL!

[RandomGuy]

:lmfao:

the only difference was...MINE IS REAL!.... so was mines.

[Psycho]

If you all excuse me, I'm gonna slip into something a little bit more... naked. ohhhh

[The Yousef]

.... so was mines.

LIES!

[Psycho]

I'm back... and guess how I'm pressing the keys.

[RandomGuy]

lmfao @ psycho

he has to put it sideways to press a key or else it'll go in the crevice between the keys LIRL

[quickdodge®]

I am wearing my Wal-Mart thongs..........................backwards. Later, QD.

[HalfBaked]

I'm wearing sunglasses.

Thats it.

Unless you consider the bushes in QD's backyard an article of clothing.

[magneto198]

clothes are good things to wear, look at that - i think im wearing them now.

[The Ninja]

clothes are good things to wear, look at that - i think im wearing them now.

Oh, wow, lol. I don't know why, but I just cracked up when I read that. I guess because I heard it in my head as Cleveland.