Old GF Called

[Vteckidd]

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".

"Wow!" I was flabbergasted. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."

She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".

"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

So I told her to f*ck off.

[dtmcnamara]

hahaha good one +1

[BobbyFresco]

Repost but still funny!

[hydroshutter]

Oldie but a goodie

[Whiteboy™]

lol

[Pebbles]

haha..that was funny

[The Ninja]

OH ****! LOL! I was staying out of this thread at first because I thought it was some emo bull****, but it ended up being worth it. Lol. Repped.

[MachNU]

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never heard that one before

did see that coming! :lmao:

[Leadfoot_mf]

hey i have an idea lets change the name of the site from Import Atlanta to Repost Atlanta......i bet that is a repost as well. :(

[Sol-Badguy]

:lmao:

[Retro]

ooohhhhh mike, you should know better than to repost!!!!! lol

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=131187

[bigdare23]

lol

[Nismo]

You know how I knew it was a sham? Because he used a large word like flabbergasted.

[Hulud]

you disapoint me mike.....

[DeeAOne]

haha good one! :goodjob:

[AnthonyF]

HAHAHAHAH.....bump :ninja:

[ATK_Designs]

man, I was for sure that the description is exactly you, Mike... lol...

[GGPIS3]

i was about to call bull****... but yall already knew that.

[ShooterMcGavin]

meh, i chuckled at best

[magneto198]

old flames should never call back, thats why theyre OLD flames

[MistaCee]

Lol thats so messed up but it prob something id do

[Slow Motion]

You know how I knew it was a sham? Because he used a large word like flabbergasted.

that is a pretty big word...for IA. depending on those who use it.

[Kevykev]

hahaaa FOUL!

[hondachik]

never read this one before, but funny.

haha +1