Magius aka Jecht

[Sammich]

dem cigs j00 gat b hawt y0

ref rinse:

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/1374/1196953455691dz3.gif


it b bettuh dan dem powuhd winduhz y0

[Jecht]

Lol I thought so too. Asian chicks ftmfw!!

[Sammich]

j00 eva purr chess duh teg?

[Jecht]

Nope. That GSR I was looking at was a little beat up and had a couple oil leaks around the engine bay. I think I would rather have a car that runs in one piece rather than something slightly faster. lol

If you want more asian GIFs, I'll post some in my asian girl thread. :lmao:

[Sammich]

eye shud haf sold j00 myn, then eet wudnt haf bin stol

lolol...eye mae haf to cheq eet out

[Sammich]

*minus magius special talk* magius, how much rep points am i worth??

[Jecht]

I haven't been following all the IA drama lately; did they ever find your teg?

I guess like 5-7 because I haven't kept up with my rep points. lol

[Sammich]

I haven't been following all the IA drama lately; did they ever find your teg?

naw...PS f*ck state farm!!! although i came out on top OVERALL..they didnt cover the wheels, stereo, toolset....NOTHING.:2up:

i maybe picking up a 00 528 today though

[Jecht]

naw...PS f*ck state farm!!! although i came out on top OVERALL..they didnt cover the wheels, stereo, toolset....NOTHING.:2up:

i maybe picking up a 00 528 today though

Ahh that sucks. Tools are expensive so I would be pissed too if mine weren't payed for by the insurance. At least you are getting something newer and less likely to be stolen. :goodjob:

[mocha latte cupcake]

oh snap! what j00 doin with pictures of my wife?!?!?!?

[Jecht]

oh snap! what j00 doin with pictures of my wife?!?!?!?

She must be cheating on you JM, because she does everything I want. :lmao:

Whats up? Enjoying t3h boost?

[Sammich]

Ahh that sucks. Tools are expensive so I would be pissed too if mine weren't payed for by the insurance. At least you are getting something newer and less likely to be stolen. :goodjob:

yea tryna move on up and get my grown man on:ninja:

[Jecht]

yea tryna move on up and get my grown man on:ninja:

Same here, I'm looking at Hondas to buy because they get good gas mileage and have comfortable space rather than to modify. Everyone has to grow up sometime right?


Well.... except for Peter Pan.
http://www.uwm.edu/People/stanisl3/peter-pan-1.jpg

[Sammich]

Same here, I'm looking at Hondas to buy because they get good gas mileage and have comfortable space rather than to modify. Everyone has to grow up sometime right?


Well.... except for Peter Pan.
http://www.uwm.edu/People/stanisl3/peter-pan-1.jpg

LMFAO i was tryna get a 93 accord ex...everything was perfect...except when i was one light away from going back to the dealership...it started 'sputtering' i was like eff it..i dont feel like figuring that out.

[Jecht]

I wouldn't buy a car from a used car dealer in the first place. They always take worse condition cars and polish them a little.

I see Alex with his new name sneaking in the thread...

[Nemesis]

Guys, I dont know, Ive tried to like asian girls, but they just dont do it for me. I <3 white girls.

[Sammich]

I wouldn't buy a car from a used car dealer in the first place. They always take worse condition cars and polish them a little.

I see Alex with his new name sneaking in the thread...

oh no..i was checking it out...i'm checking this car out today from a used car dealer...i think he gets them from auctions cuz the price is amazing...13.7k car for 9.6k:eek:

[Sammich]

Guys, I dont know, Ive tried to like asian girls, but they just dont do it for me. I <3 white girls.

nemisis..we arent talkin underage azn twat..we're talkin grown azn twat..baby azn twat is too tight where u cant even break the seal...i mess w/ grown azn twat:D

care to join???:yes:

[Jecht]

Guys, I dont know, Ive tried to like asian girls, but they just dont do it for me. I <3 white girls.

My current g/f is white/blonde. Maybe its because you are asian? Idk, my g/f is the first white girl I've dated.


oh no..i was checking it out...i'm checking this car out today from a used car dealer...i think he gets them from auctions cuz the price is amazing...13.7k car for 9.6k:eek:

Yeah my buddy RobbieDB on here does the auction stuff too... its amazing the prices they find cars for. :D

[Sammich]

Yeah my buddy RobbieDB on here does the auction stuff too... its amazing the prices they find cars for. :D

with him selling at 9.6k i can't imagine what he bought it for...i wish i could get up w/ robbie at an auction man...i'd really like to check it out and get something...maybe find a 00 740il:D for 10k lol

[mocha latte cupcake]

DON'T YOU TOUCH KIMMI! I HATE YOU! WOMAN STEALER SHE ONLY USES YOU B/C YOU ARE BLONDE! YOU JUST WAIT... TIL I GET LUCY BACK THEN ITS ONE! BLONDE GETS THEIR ATTN BUT BOOST GETS'M WET! and i don't know it should all be ready tonight (crosses fingers)

[Sammich]

DON'T YOU TOUCH KIMMI! I HATE YOU! WOMAN STEALER SHE ONLY USES YOU B/C YOU ARE BLONDE! YOU JUST WAIT... TIL I GET LUCY BACK THEN ITS ONE! BLONDE GETS THEIR ATTN BUT BOOST GETS'M WET! and i don't know it should all be ready tonight (crosses fingers)

:lmfao: :lmfao:

[Jecht]

DON'T YOU TOUCH KIMMI! I HATE YOU! WOMAN STEALER SHE ONLY USES YOU B/C YOU ARE BLONDE! YOU JUST WAIT... TIL I GET LUCY BACK THEN ITS ONE! BLONDE GETS THEIR ATTN BUT BOOST GETS'M WET! and i don't know it should all be ready tonight (crosses fingers)

Lol you're just mad because I would be raped by every asian woman in sight if I went to Japan. :lmao:

[Sammich]

i call false statement *asian girls looks at me* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOOK IT'S JAY-Z...they fall on my cawk lol

[Jecht]

Yeah JM you are out of luck, japanese girls like black guys and blondies. lolz

[mocha latte cupcake]

LOL or is it you thats jealous that i have a flight booked for next summer? :D my aunt is like oh btw my neices want to me you... i was like SUPER MF JDM TYTE y0! ASIAN GIRLS FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (teapot pose here)

lol you wish buddy... americans get it regardless. lol besides how many asian gf's have you had? lol i've had 4 in the last year lol :lmfao: that might have been mean sorry lol but still 4 asian girls w00t w00t!

[Sammich]

LOL or is it you thats jealous that i have a flight booked for next summer? :D my aunt is like oh btw my neices want to me you... i was like SUPER MF JDM TYTE y0! ASIAN GIRLS FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (teapot pose here)

lol you wish buddy... americans get it regardless. lol besides how many asian gf's have you had? lol i've had 4 in the last year lol :lmfao: that might have been mean sorry lol but still 4 asian girls w00t w00t!

excuse u punk bish...where the fawk is my ticket?!??!?!?

[mocha latte cupcake]

lol wheres my money f00! can't just be bringin black people into asian! get your money right and i bet i could bring you with... i'm going for like 3 weeks i think....

[Sammich]

all i need is fried chicken and kool aid..provide my ticket **** LOLOLOLOL

[Jecht]

Lolz you are probably only going over there for the JDM parts.


Where in Japan are you going?

[Sammich]

Lolz you are probably only going over there for the JDM parts.


Where in Japan are you going?

he'll find the parts...i just want the JDM hoes:D

[Jecht]

he'll find the parts...i just want the JDM hoes:D

I'm sure you two can share... run a train on the poor girl. :lmao:

[Sammich]

she just maybe poor..as long as its tight(throw it in the pooper i guess lol) and no std's are attached...RAP IT UP lol

[Jecht]

Just avoid ganguro girls... ugh that is the ugliest trend in Japan:
http://www.kentomatic.com/photos/ganguro.jpg

[mocha latte cupcake]

lol i'm finding parts and trying to plan a trip to go over and visit HKS and Kansai, and maybe even venture to the NISSAN factory and SPOON etc etc... just take a trip of a few of my favorite places... but my uncle is like um... don't have a gf when you go.. cause i went 1 time and met my wife REAL quick... if you even attempt to speak japanese they are like aww he's trying... yay! american sexiness! lol

[Sammich]

looks all the same between the legs LOLOL

[Sammich]

lol i'm finding parts and trying to plan a trip to go over and visit HKS and Kansai, and maybe even venture to the NISSAN factory and SPOON etc etc... just take a trip of a few of my favorite places... but my uncle is like um... don't have a gf when you go.. cause i went 1 time and met my wife REAL quick... if you even attempt to speak japanese they are like aww he's trying... yay! american sexiness! lol

so if i say "i wanton pwn j00r sex in 5 minuhz"..theyll marry me??

[mocha latte cupcake]

lol i'll take both of the ones in your sigs :D OH my cuteness :D

[Jecht]

lol i'm finding parts and trying to plan a trip to go over and visit HKS and Kansai, and maybe even venture to the NISSAN factory and SPOON etc etc... just take a trip of a few of my favorite places... but my uncle is like um... don't have a gf when you go.. cause i went 1 time and met my wife REAL quick... if you even attempt to speak japanese they are like aww he's trying... yay! american sexiness! lol

Cool. I've been saving up to do exactly what Ran wants to do... go to Japan and stay. lol

[Jecht]

I'm thinking I'm going to print out pics of asian chicks from my thread and put them on cars of people I know tonight at the V. lol

[Sammich]

Cool. I've been saving up to do exactly what Ran wants to do... go to Japan and stay. lol

yall two should go together:gay: :D

[mocha latte cupcake]

lol its like a calling card lol.... i don't wanna stay plus if you want japanese girl who speaks english going to australia like me :D home of CHEAPER skylines and parts PLUS asian girls :D yay ausssies! lol but yes jdm girls ftw lol

[Sammich]

jay dee em hoez

[mocha latte cupcake]

jay Itsjustdee Em deez nuts LIRL lol

[Sammich]

lets take Dee en dee back lolol...we goin to hell

[mocha latte cupcake]

LOL dude dee isn't japanese lol if my tastebuds remember right she's laosian :D

[Sammich]

LOL dude dee isn't japanese lol if my tastebuds remember right she's laosian :D

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Jecht]

Lolz I'm back guys, I had to go get some delicious chinese food. :D

[mocha latte cupcake]

REALLY? funny my fillipina food won't be back for 2 week : :boobies:

[Jecht]

REALLY? funny my fillipina food won't be back for 2 week : :boobies:

Yum... any kind of asian food ftw except real chinese food. :lmao:

[mocha latte cupcake]

FRO RLY! LOL but japanese girls are sweeter and alot more innocent looking! lol this one is just plain trouble lol

[DaX]

Man I leave IA for a few months then come back and PBS is still taking about powuhd winduuuhhhhzzz...

[Jecht]

Man I leave IA for a few months then come back and PBS is still taking about powuhd winduuuhhhhzzz...

The stupid power windowzzz thing was from me and he went crazy with it... I lol everytime he says it now. :lmao:

[DaX]

I remember - I even made a cat picture thing for it. :lmao:

*edit* found it

[mocha latte cupcake]

OH SNAPS! KITTAHS IN TEH JDM THREAD!

[Nitro]

no pron........*unsubscribes*

[mocha latte cupcake]

wait for it... i'm @ work... teh pr0n ees teh f0r n0 4vaIlabLe fro teh luke

[Kyle]

Guys, I dont know, Ive tried to like asian girls, but they just dont do it for me. I <3 white girls.
Good call China Man. :goodjob:

[mocha latte cupcake]

i thought he was from cleveland?

[Jecht]

no pron........*unsubscribes*

:(


i thought he was from cleveland?
Idk I think George is half asian, right? lol


Good call China Man. :goodjob:
Going to the V meet tonight?


I remember - I even made a cat picture thing for it. :lmao:

*edit* found it
Lirl :lmao:

[mocha latte cupcake]

~private happy alone time with jecht's sig~

[Jecht]

~private happy alone time with jecht's sig~

Too much information JM! Kinda like the time Chad left me a +rep for my asian girl thread that said "I'M MASTERBATING RIGHT NOW!" :lmao:

[Sammich]

The stupid power windowzzz thing was from me and he went crazy with it... I lol everytime he says it now. :lmao:


dewd wut...mii en haf baked ran duh powuhd winduhz showz lol

[Sammich]

LOL @ dax cat pics

[Kyle]

Going to the V meet tonight?

I will drive by it on my way back from somewhere, but not really planning on staying.

[mocha latte cupcake]

cause kyle has teh gayzors! V meets are my favorite meets! i wish they were on the weekend so i could get up there but realistically taking off a thursday AND friday is NOT happening lol

[Sol-Badguy]

I wouldn't buy a car from a used car dealer in the first place. They always take worse condition cars and polish them a little.

I see Alex with his new name sneaking in the thread...
I take offense. :tongue1:

[Crazy Asian]

what kind of language is PBS typing? Some PB & J dialect?

[Sammich]

I take offense. :tongue1:

well stop sh*ttin on them cars lol



what kind of language is PBS typing? Some PB & J dialect?


look here sombish...dont make me go buckwild w/ these chopsticks...i'm black and may not have the experience you have w/ them..but i've used chicken leg bones before..so i figure same princibalities:taun:

[Crazy Asian]

you spelled princibalities wrong it's called principle. Im sorry FAIL. HAHAHAHAHAH NAH IM JK!!! Whos the girl in jech sig.

[Sammich]

you spelled princibalities wrong it's called principle. Im sorry FAIL. HAHAHAHAHAH NAH IM JK!!!

DON'T F*CK W/ ME SMOKEY lololol


Whos the girl in jech sig.

i dont know...he failed to release the information..he must not know

[mocha latte cupcake]

you leave my wife out of this asian boy! don't make me come through that screen and beat you for asking about her name and such

[Sammich]

uh oh u dont got that white boy all riled up...u know he already pissed it took too long to get boost

[mocha latte cupcake]

DANG RIGHT! you better know that i'm about to get my "high" PSI on by shimming my wastegate oh snaps 9 lbs :lmfao: :lmfao: but seriously.,... asian girls + jdm car = greatest life evar!

[Sammich]

he liable to shoot up a mall...or take a video prior to him shooting up a college campus...o wait that was a asian dude...or he'll go on a rampage randomly sniping people...o wait..that was a black dude...MAN...the horizons are expanding across all cultures to do stupid ish LOLOL

[Jecht]

Haha I didn't mean any offense Robbie. Sorry.

Oh yeah and I just found out who the girl in my sig is.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sayumi_Michishige

[Sammich]

Haha I didn't mean any offense Robbie. Sorry.

Oh yeah and I just found out who the girl in my sig is.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sayumi_Michishige

does wikipedia have info on 00 bmw 528i...as far as issues that occur w/ them??

[mocha latte cupcake]

LOL no but service bulletins do lol.... this white boy might go "jdm" on ya... better watch out... i've been known for drive by ricing.... la la la BAM FRIED RICE to the back of the head! never saw it come or even better.... wasabi bombs... :ninja: never thought opening a spring loaded letter could be so dangerous did you? :ninja: beware the personal mail...

[Sammich]

wtf lol...i need info u JDM whore

[Jecht]

LOL no but service bulletins do lol.... this white boy might go "jdm" on ya... better watch out... i've been known for drive by ricing.... la la la BAM FRIED RICE to the back of the head! never saw it come or even better.... wasabi bombs... :ninja: never thought opening a spring loaded letter could be so dangerous did you? :ninja: beware the personal mail...

LIRL! :lmao:

[mocha latte cupcake]

sigh f00! best thing to do with that is buy a comsumer report book or even just go look @ one in a barnes and noble they are like 15 bucks... then call a BMW store and if you get a good one they will provide you with information on the recalls et etc etc

[Crazy Asian]

i played with her when she 12. Man oh man was she askin for more and more.

[Sammich]

i played with her when she 12. Man oh man was she askin for more and more.

hahahahahha


sigh f00! best thing to do with that is buy a comsumer report book or even just go look @ one in a barnes and noble they are like 15 bucks... then call a BMW store and if you get a good one they will provide you with information on the recalls et etc etc

i forgot about consumer report:goodjob:

[mocha latte cupcake]

YAY ASIAN BEWBIES!

[Sammich]

where weir were wurr dem bewbies en powuhd winduhz