fvcking shower

[Stormhammer]

So there's been this odd issue with the shower here at the apartment, its either really hot or cool. Me and the roomies were thinking it was the valve control thats gone haywire. Today our suspicion was confirmed. I turn on the shower, get ready, go back into the bathroom and notice a LOT of steam. Well the shower has always steams, nothing special right? So I jump in the shower, and IMMEDIATELY jump out, taking the shower curtain and bar with me, tripping over the edge, landing on the closed toilet and putting my head through the drywall. My penis is so ****ing red right now from that damn water. And to add salt to the wound, it was my roommates girlfriend who came rushing in to see if I was okay :no:

[ZeD]

lol, thats why you check the shower water with your hand first. doofus. +1 for having your roommates girlfriend see you naked. LOL

[§treet_§peed]

LOL but realy sorry to hear of your pai.. BUT BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA!

[Stormhammer]

my **** looks like a boiled lobster :( I'm going to go put ice on it

[man]

I always test the water first, lol

[bigdare23]

Testing the water FTW LOL

[Whiteboy™]

lol

[kpc2593]

lol....nice...

i always gotta take a cold shower because i got 3 people that shower before in my household...

[§treet_§peed]

lol i always test first too lol

[Stormhammer]

I did do the test, and it was fine, grabbed my towel, got in and the water temp had changed - 4 minutes later the water was ice cold and wouldn't get hot

[MistaCee]

Lol you boiled your sausage

[Blitanicle99]

Did she immediately look at the cack? Because if she did, its entirely possible to hit it.

[§treet_§peed]

boiled sauge ftl

[The Ninja]

Man-up *****, take a shower.

[rndockery98]

you should definately get the roomates girlfriend to give you some head with ice cubes in her mouth. it should be easy to convince her now.

[Stormhammer]

^^ lol you get reps for that